DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/26/2011    Duedate: 10/08/2011

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-665

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROBIN STORZ
FUNKY FOLK (469)
(25-5521) [12-2-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROBIN STORZ                    POSITION IS EMPTY
FUNKY FOLK (469)               
(25-5521) [12-2-0,104]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE COOK                       GILGAMESH IDON
GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)         THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5514) [18-14-0,90]         (25-5518) [16-13-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)      33
2. FUNKY FOLK (469)            23      FUNKY FOLK (469)
3. PARKING LOT 3 (506)          4      Unchartered Team
4. SAY MY NAME (510)            0
5. GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)        0      I'M A LITTLE (470)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)      3   0  1  100   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    9  6 0
 2- 2*SAY MY NAME (510)          2   1  0 66.7   2/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469)          6  4 1
 3/ 4 FUNKY FOLK (469)         215 179 26 54.6   3/ 3 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    5  7 0
 4/ 6 PARKING LOT 3 (506)        7   6  0 53.8   4- 5*SAY MY NAME (510)         2  1 0
 5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   548 523 15 51.2   5/ 6 PARKING LOT 3 (506)       2  1 0
 6/ 7 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)   135 209  7 39.2   6- 4*GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)     1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 681): FORD PREFECT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): BIGFOOTS of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 665): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 668): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 664): GILGAMESH IDON of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 664): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 626): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 623): WROLLING THUNDER of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 614): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 287): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 241): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 566): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 681): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 665): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 668): LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 664): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 664): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 626): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 623): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 614): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 287): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 241): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 566): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 681): CHERRY CHICKEN of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                               PURPLE PASSION of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): BIGFOOTS of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 668): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
                (turn 667): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 623): WROLLING THUNDER of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     You're not a bad girl, Robin, in fact, you look quite tasty, me being a werewolf
and all, but you have to straighten up.  There are better ways to get your
"pretties."  Not from ME, of course, I'm a werewolf, and my interest in you is, um,
otherwise.  But still.  Even werewolves recognize territorial lines.

                                  Gilgamesh Idon

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  GOTTA GET A CLUE posted a nice gain, to come 
in 3rd.  Everybody loves a winner...  FUNKY FOLK had cause to celebrate, after LORRIE 
DRIVER got 13 points by beating LUKASZ OMURGAN.  A certain someone should cut down on 
the drinking and practice more, after losing 7 points to CONSERVATORY.  (Discrete 
enough, VINA YANCY?) Like a flirtacious debutante, LYRATILAN's Duelmaster GILGAMESH 
IDON found himself the man of the hour, being "invited to dance" 2 times!  The arena 
was more crowded than usual this time, as ROBIN STORZ faced LYRATILAN's Duelmaster.  
Now I can't insult ROBIN STORZ, as she has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great 
new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) So who was the warrior seen 
charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic 
problem...   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst 
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of PRIMATES-R-US, alone and unchallenged.  
The warriors of PRIMATES-R-US found their efforts at combat frustrated as FUNKY FOLK 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  You've heard about 
LUKASZ OMURGAN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4.  Death plays no favorites, and neither do I.  
What was a 2-8-0 doing on the fields in the first place?  Oh hard!  that to strike a 
flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in LYRATILAN is the highlight of my life.  As the 
seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to 
leave this place.  LYRATILAN, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my 
bill at The Mourngrym Inn and Tavern.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBIN STORZ 5521             12   2  0   104       FUNKY FOLK (469)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILGAMESH IDON 5518          16  13  0    95       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE COOK 5514                18  14  0    90       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544          7   6  0    71       PARKING LOT 3 (506)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE HALLWAY 5496             11  33  0    66       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONSERVATORY 5552            10   2  1    51       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
-MARV ELLIS 5561               4   0  0    49       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 VINA YANCY 5575               5   2  0    41       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 LORRIE DRIVER 5566            5   1  1    38       FUNKY FOLK (469)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOSH LITTLE 5574              4   3  0    19       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-OLD KING COLE 1327            3   0  1    18       GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)
-CANDYMAN 5582                 1   0  0    18       SAY MY NAME (510)
 POISON 5562                   1   2  0    14       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
-BEETLEJUICE 5583              1   0  0     7       SAY MY NAME (510)
 CHESTER DALE 5584             1   3  0     6       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 BART ENDA 5585                1   1  0     4       FUNKY FOLK (469)
-VOLDEMORT 5579                0   1  0     1       SAY MY NAME (510)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ANGELA BEAGLE 5577      0  1 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 OLD KING COLE 1327    661  NOT REVENGED
LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565     2  8 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 LORRIE DRIVER 5566    665   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The Honest Merchant told me he was training so he could deal with Robin Storz when
she got restless.  Ooo-kay.  I don't think he has much chance. -- Vina Yancy

Trustworthy Scrobe and Fratsfan Noble, bah.  Easy wins. -- Lukasz Omurgan and Josh
Little

Candyman -- Drat.  I wish YOU had been an easy win.  Oh, well. -- Chester Dale

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROBIN STORZ unbelievably bested GILGAMESH IDON in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
LORRIE DRIVER murdered LUKASZ OMURGAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BART ENDA was luckily beaten by JOSH LITTLE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SHOULDA 8 STEAK bested THE HALLWAY in a 1 minute contest.
THE COOK overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CONSERVATORY bested VINA YANCY in a 1 minute brawl.
POISON vanquished CHESTER DALE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   3 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   4 -  1      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -   9 -  2      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  22 -  2      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   7 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   7 -  0      13  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  10 -  0       9  |

Turn 665 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ROBIN STORZ 5521           12   2  0  104 FUNKY FOLK (469)
LUNGING ATTACK   GILGAMESH IDON 5518        16  13  0   95 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE COOK 5514              18  14  0   90 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
AIMED BLOW       SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544        7   6  0   71 PARKING LOT 3 (506)
STRIKING ATTACK  CONSERVATORY 5552          10   2  1   51 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE COOK 5514.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GILGAMESH IDON 5518.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROBIN STORZ 5521, 
BART ENDA 5585, THE COOK 5514, LORRIE DRIVER 5566, SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544, CONSERVATORY 
5552, POISON 5562, JOSH LITTLE 5574, VINA YANCY 5575, and LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565.

The least popular fighter this week was CHESTER DALE 5584.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE HALLWAY 5496, LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565, VINA YANCY 5575, JOSH 
LITTLE 5574, POISON 5562, CONSERVATORY 5552, SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544, LORRIE DRIVER 
5566, THE COOK 5514, and BART ENDA 5585.