DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/24/2011    Duedate: 11/05/2011

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-667

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROBIN STORZ
FUNKY FOLK (469)
(25-5521) [14-2-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROBIN STORZ                    CANDYMAN
FUNKY FOLK (469)               SAY MY NAME (510)
(25-5521) [14-2-0,116]         (25-5582) [3-0-0,25]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE COOK                       CANDYMAN
GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)         SAY MY NAME (510)
(25-5514) [19-15-0,94]         (25-5582) [3-0-0,25]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FUNKY FOLK (469)            34
2. SAY MY NAME (510)           27      FUNKY FOLK (469)
3. PARKING LOT 3 (506)          6      Unchartered Team
4. GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)       0
5. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      -7      SAY MY NAME (510)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SAY MY NAME (510)          7   2  0 77.8   1/ 1 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    7  5 0
 2/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469)         219 181 26 54.8   2/ 4 FUNKY FOLK (469)          6  3 1
 3/ 4 PARKING LOT 3 (506)        8   7  1 53.3   3/ 3*SAY MY NAME (510)         5  1 0
 4/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   551 530 15 51.0   4/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    4 11 0
 5/ 5 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)   139 213  7 39.5   5/ 5 PARKING LOT 3 (506)       2  1 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 340): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 683): ROSE ROOSTER of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 682): NORIX of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 667): KORINE ORLES of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 670): DARRON POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 666): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 666): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 664): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 628): MARLIN KOLE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 625): SAMARA of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 616): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 288): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 511): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD 113 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 242): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 568): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 640): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 683): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 682): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 667): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 670): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 666): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 666): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 664): PACE'S WILD (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 628): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 625): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 616): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 288): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 511): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 242): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 568): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 682): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 663): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 625): SAMARA of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 615): KATERINA COLLIN of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Advancing in the rankings was SAY MY NAME who went from last turn's 
4-2-0, to this week's record of 7-2-0.  Hey everybody, watch out for LORRIE DRIVER, 
who flew up 14 points in the rankings after mashing VINA YANCY like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was VINA YANCY, who 
dropped 12 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with LORRIE DRIVER.  
Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'!  ROBIN STORZ 
made a challenge against THE COOK this week.  Going for the gusto and coming up with 
aught but bloody knuckles was GOTTA GET A CLUE's THE COOK, who was turned away from 
the Duelmastership by ROBIN STORZ.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to 
deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad THE MIDDLE WAY 4?  Big bad THE MIDDLE WAY 4.  Big bad THE MIDDLE WAY 4.  
LYRATILAN's afraid of the big bad THE MIDDLE WAY 4.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys 
like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause FUNKY FOLK beats feet every 
time THE MIDDLE WAY 4 smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well just about everybody 
wants a piece of THE COOK, who was this week's most challenged warrior.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  For those of you who missed it, 
Death showed up, grabbed THE HALLWAY by the ear and took it away to a place where it 
won't need a coat.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. 
Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real 
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBIN STORZ 5521             14   2  0   116       FUNKY FOLK (469)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILGAMESH IDON 5518          17  14  0   100       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 THE COOK 5514                19  15  0    94       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544          8   7  1    79       PARKING LOT 3 (506)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONSERVATORY 5552            12   2  1    63       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LORRIE DRIVER 5566            6   2  1    49       FUNKY FOLK (469)
-MARV ELLIS 5561               4   0  0    49       FUNKY FOLK (469)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINA YANCY 5575               5   4  0    29       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 CANDYMAN 5582                 3   0  0    25       SAY MY NAME (510)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583              3   0  0    24       SAY MY NAME (510)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOSH LITTLE 5574              5   4  0    19       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 BART ENDA 5585                2   2  0    19       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 VOLDEMORT 5579                1   2  0    19       SAY MY NAME (510)
 CHESTER DALE 5584             2   4  0    10       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 POISON 5562                   1   4  0     7       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586           0   2  0     3       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE HALLWAY 5496       12 34 0 GOTTA GET A CLUE 498 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544  667   
LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565     2  8 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 LORRIE DRIVER 5566    665   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Bart Enda -- Hey, I can hold my liquor!  Better than drink it, anyway.  But I hold it
like, um, like a full glass. -- Chester Dale

Robin Storz -- It looks like the only way I'll be free of you is for one of us to
graduate.  Since you aren't ready yet, it'll have to be me.  Okay, I can make that
sacrifice... take me, Commission!  I'm ready! -- Gilgamesh Idon
P.S.  I don't consider either of us dying to be viable options.

Conservatory -- Figures, I always tended to the radical side. -- Vina Yancy

Voldemort -- That's an old superstition.  Or magical principle, depending on what
works, of course. -- Josh Little

Beetlejuice -- What a disgusting concept. -- Melondie Prinn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROBIN STORZ bested THE COOK in a 1 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
LORRIE DRIVER demolished VINA YANCY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GILGAMESH IDON overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SHOULDA 8 STEAK delivered the death blow upon THE HALLWAY in a 1 minute fight.
CONSERVATORY overpowered THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JOSH LITTLE was viciously subdued by BEETLEJUICE in a 7 minute gory duel.
CHESTER DALE was devastated by BART ENDA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
POISON was handily defeated by VOLDEMORT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CANDYMAN won victory over MELONDIE PRINN in a 2 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   4 -  0      76  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   3 -  1      73  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  10 -  2      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  21 -  2      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        10 -  12 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   8 -  1      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   7 -  0      13  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 667 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ROBIN STORZ 5521           14   2  0  116 FUNKY FOLK (469)
LUNGING ATTACK   GILGAMESH IDON 5518        17  14  0  100 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE COOK 5514              19  15  0   94 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
AIMED BLOW       SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544        8   7  1   79 PARKING LOT 3 (506)
STRIKING ATTACK  CONSERVATORY 5552          12   2  1   63 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE COOK 5514.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CANDYMAN 5582.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEETLEJUICE 5583, BART 
ENDA 5585, ROBIN STORZ 5521, THE COOK 5514, LORRIE DRIVER 5566, GILGAMESH IDON 5518, 
SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544, CONSERVATORY 5552, VOLDEMORT 5579, and THE HALLWAY 5496.

The least popular fighter this week was JOSH LITTLE 5574.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were POISON 5562, CHESTER DALE 5584, VINA YANCY 5575, MELONDIE PRINN 
5586, THE HALLWAY 5496, VOLDEMORT 5579, CONSERVATORY 5552, SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544, 
GILGAMESH IDON 5518, and LORRIE DRIVER 5566.