DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/13/2012    Duedate: 02/25/2012

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-675

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHOULDA 8 STEAK
PARKING LOT 3 (506)
(25-5544) [13-10-1,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHOULDA 8 STEAK                COMIC BOOK GUY
PARKING LOT 3 (506)            ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
(25-5544) [13-10-1,106]        (25-5571) [3-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHOULDA 8 STEAK                BEETLEJUICE
PARKING LOT 3 (506)            SAY MY NAME (510)
(25-5544) [13-10-1,106]        (25-5583) [8-3-0,35]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)   47
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      22      SAY MY NAME (510)
3. PARKING LOT 3 (506)         15      Unchartered Team
4. SAY MY NAME (510)           13
5. GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)     -22ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SAY MY NAME (510)         26  17  0 60.5   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   10  2 3
 2/ 2 PARKING LOT 3 (506)       13  10  1 56.5   2/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)         6  7 0
 3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   573 545 18 51.3   3/ 3 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    4  5 0
 4/ 4 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)   152 224  9 40.4   4/ 4 PARKING LOT 3 (506)       2  1 0
 5/ 0*ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)   4   9  0 30.8   5/ 0*ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 691): A DOG'S LIFE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 690): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 675): GILLY MANDERSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 678): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE COOK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 671): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 672): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 636): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 633): TRIPLE DAWG DARE of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 624): LONG BIGGAR of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 518): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 576): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 691): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 690): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 675): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 678): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 671): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 672): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 636): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 633): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 624): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 518): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 575): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 689): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 674): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE COOK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): THAT ONE MONKEY of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DEVIL DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): LILA DEANE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, LYRATILAN?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see SAURON win a fight and gain 14 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, BA'ALZAMON beat 
POISON and POISON lost 9 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the 
old, in with the new, as SHOULDA 8 STEAK takes the Title and last week's bar tab from 
the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else 
do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for LYRATILAN's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544         13  10  1   106       PARKING LOT 3 (506)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINA YANCY 5575              12   5  0    93       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BA'ALZAMON 5580               5   3  0    66       SAY MY NAME (510)
 CONSERVATORY 5552            16   6  1    63       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANDYMAN 5582                 7   4  0    49       SAY MY NAME (510)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             11   6  0    46       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 POISON 5562                   5   8  2    46       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583              8   3  0    35       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COMIC BOOK GUY 5571           3   0  0    33       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586           3   7  1    29       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 SAURON 5581                   2   0  0    27       SAY MY NAME (510)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VOLDEMORT 5579                4   7  0    19       SAY MY NAME (510)
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587            3   3  2    14       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 WARBLADE 5589                 1   0  0    13       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FIZZ POP 5593           0  1 0 ANDROID DUNGEON  509 F'LYARR               675  NONE
GOD MODE 5590           0  1 0 ANDROID DUNGEON  509 WASTE MONSTER         675  NONE
SCARY MONSTER 5594      0  1 0 ANDROID DUNGEON  509 TOMBSTONE             675  NONE
ERNIE FRINK 5592        1  1 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 POISON 5562           672   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We congratulate The Cook.  Even if she can't do Eggs Over Easy. -- Jorja and the
Middle Way

Conservatory -- All that glass....  It was an invitation. -- Vina Yancy

Voldemort -- That was NOT luck, dammit.  That was raw skill and courage.  It WAS. --
Josh Little

We didn't LIKE the Shiftyeyed Volunteers, okay? -- Melondie Prinn and Hubert Kombun
P.S.  But Melondie's slaying of one should have been recorded, too.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GOD MODE was butchered by WASTE MONSTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
FIZZ POP was viciously butchered by F'LYARR in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SCARY MONSTER was luckily killed by  TOMBSTONE in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
THE COOK was unbelievably bested by SHOULDA 8 STEAK in a 1 minute Title fight.
VINA YANCY devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
CONSERVATORY defeated CANDYMAN in a 1 minute brutal struggle.
BA'ALZAMON devastated POISON in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BEETLEJUICE was overcome by JOSH LITTLE in a 4 minute melee.
VOLDEMORT lost to MELONDIE PRINN in a action packed 1 minute duel.
COMIC BOOK GUY overpowered HUBERT KOMBUN in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
SAURON overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven match.
WARBLADE overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        22 -  19 -  4      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  2      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   3 -  0      40  |

Turn 675 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544       13  10  1  106 PARKING LOT 3 (506)
LUNGING ATTACK   BA'ALZAMON 5580             5   3  0   66 SAY MY NAME (510)
STRIKING ATTACK  CONSERVATORY 5552          16   6  1   63 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
SLASHING ATTACK  CANDYMAN 5582               7   4  0   49 SAY MY NAME (510)
TOTAL PARRY      JOSH LITTLE 5574           11   6  0   46 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583            8   3  0   35 SAY MY NAME (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SCARY MONSTER 5594.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEETLEJUICE 
5583, SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544, CONSERVATORY 5552, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, COMIC BOOK GUY 
5571, FIZZ POP 5593, VINA YANCY 5575, BA'ALZAMON 5580, VOLDEMORT 5579, and SAURON 
5581.

The least popular fighter this week was HUBERT KOMBUN 5587.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JOSH LITTLE 5574, CANDYMAN 5582, POISON 5562, GOD MODE 5590, 
WARBLADE 5589, SAURON 5581, VOLDEMORT 5579, BA'ALZAMON 5580, VINA YANCY 5575, and 
FIZZ POP 5593.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

THE COOK (25-5514) GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)