DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/12/2012    Duedate: 03/24/2012

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-677

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROBIN STORZ
FUNKY FOLK (469)
(25-5521) [15-2-0,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROBIN STORZ                    COMIC BOOK GUY
FUNKY FOLK (469)               ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
(25-5521) [15-2-0,129]         (25-5571) [4-1-0,39]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BA'ALZAMON                     DEEZ
SAY MY NAME (510)              ERRATA (323)
(25-5580) [5-5-0,42]           (25-5213) [4-1-0,77]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAY MY NAME (510)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ERRATA (323)                25
2. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)   24      SAY MY NAME (510)
3. SAY MY NAME (510)           16      Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)       9
5. PARKING LOT 3 (506)          0ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SAY MY NAME (510)         32  19  0 62.7   1/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)         8  5 0
 2- 2 PARKING LOT 3 (506)       13  10  1 56.5   2/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    7  5 0
 3/ 0 FUNKY FOLK (469)         224 183 26 55.0   3/ 0 ERRATA (323)              4  1 0
 4/ 0 ERRATA (323)             238 220 11 52.0   4/ 4*ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  4  6 0
 5/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   577 549 18 51.2   5- 5 PARKING LOT 3 (506)       1  0 0
 6- 4 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)   152 224  9 40.4   6/ 0 FUNKY FOLK (469)          1  2 0
 7/ 5*ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)   6  12  0 33.3   7- 3 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 693): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 692): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 676): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 680): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 676): VINA YANCY of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 673): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 674): JACK KNIFE of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 638): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 635): STRAY CAT of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 626): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 293): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 520): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 578): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 693): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 692): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 677): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 680): BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 676): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 673): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 674): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 638): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 635): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 626): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 293): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 520): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 247): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 578): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 676): BALISONG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 680): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 673): BUKKA WHITE of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 519): MISS PASSIN' of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     M. Chardinee?  It is to scoff.  Ha ha.  Okay, that's a laugh, not a scoff, but
how do I write a scoff?  He was no match for me, which is good, because I don't like
him and wouldn't want to think of him as any kind of match for *me*.  Let him go
about with... the Venomous Concubine, perhaps.

                                     Vina Yancy

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome LYRATILAN.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights 
have I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Biff!  Pow!  LYRATILAN 
watched with glee as THE MIDDLE WAY 4 got knocked off top spot by SAY MY NAME!  
Phhbltt!  Too much drinking and too little dodging gave GOTTA GET A CLUE a 0-0-0!  I 
got a good laugh out of it!  What's with VOLDEMORT?  He actually beat LYRATILAN's 
RUTHLESS JAYWALKER, and walked away with 22 more points from the fight.  Major 
screwup at SAY MY NAME.  BA'ALZAMON lost 14 points to MELONDIE PRINN.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe BA'ALZAMON will provide more easy wins...  I can barely 
restrain my enthusiam for FUNKY FOLK's outstanding member, Duelmaster ROBIN STORZ.  I 
suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  
Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  How well I know the feeling 
of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, SAY MY NAME!  In my 
day, no team with a 29-18-0 would scare me off!  What's the problem, FUNKY FOLK?   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, places to 
go...   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBIN STORZ 5521             15   2  0   129       FUNKY FOLK (469)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WAIT 5378                    11   4  0   120       ERRATA (323)
-SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544         13  10  1   106       PARKING LOT 3 (506)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINA YANCY 5575              13   6  0    89       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 RAGDOLL 5402                 11   2  0    87       ERRATA (323)
 DEEZ 5213                     4   1  0    77       ERRATA (323)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CONSERVATORY 5552            16   6  1    63       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             12   7  0    59       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-LORRIE DRIVER 5566            8   2  1    58       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 CANDYMAN 5582                 9   4  0    57       SAY MY NAME (510)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586           5   7  1    54       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 VOLDEMORT 5579                6   7  0    51       SAY MY NAME (510)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             10   3  0    49       SAY MY NAME (510)
-MARV ELLIS 5561               4   0  0    49       FUNKY FOLK (469)
-POISON 5562                   5   8  2    46       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 BA'ALZAMON 5580               5   5  0    42       SAY MY NAME (510)
 COMIC BOOK GUY 5571           4   1  0    39       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 WILCE 5530                    3   0  0    36       ERRATA (323)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SAURON 5581                   2   0  0    27       SAY MY NAME (510)
 DAN SINGH 5578                2   1  0    24       FUNKY FOLK (469)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COGSWORTH 5527                2   1  0    21       ERRATA (323)
 WARBLADE 5589                 2   1  0    18       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587            3   5  2    16       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 MORT TISHEN 5585              2   3  0     9       FUNKY FOLK (469)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Warblade -- So, why aren't you a golem?  Or is it only your dungeon that's an
android?  Weird thought.  But seriously, I'm trying to form a picture of the
situation so I can write relevant personals.  Not intelligent ones, I mean, it's
personals in a duelists' newsletter, so forget intelligent, but relevant might be
possible. -- Melondie Prinn
P.S.  Darned if I know why I kept hitting you in the stomach.  I wasn't aiming there.
I guess I need to work on aim, hmm?

Ba'alzamon -- That wasn't luck, it was grit and determination. -- Josh Little

Voldemort -- What is this, the "statutory loss" or something? -- Hubert Kombun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VINA YANCY was devastated by ROBIN STORZ in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
WAIT vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
RAGDOLL demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DEEZ viciously subdued JOSH LITTLE in a popular 3 minute gory contest.
BA'ALZAMON was subdued by MELONDIE PRINN in a 2 minute competition.
CANDYMAN devastated DAN SINGH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEETLEJUICE bested HAPPY PEASANT in a 2 minute master vs. amateur match.
COGSWORTH was overpowered by COMIC BOOK GUY in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
WILCE vanquished HUBERT KOMBUN in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
VOLDEMORT overpowered RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MORT TISHEN was overcome by WARBLADE in a 3 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        25 -  17 -  3      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  13 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  16 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   2 -  0      33  |

Turn 677 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ROBIN STORZ 5521           15   2  0  129 FUNKY FOLK (469)
LUNGING ATTACK   WAIT 5378                  11   4  0  120 ERRATA (323)
AIMED BLOW       VINA YANCY 5575            13   6  0   89 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAGDOLL 5402               11   2  0   87 ERRATA (323)
SLASHING ATTACK  DEEZ 5213                   4   1  0   77 ERRATA (323)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      JOSH LITTLE 5574           12   7  0   59 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           10   3  0   49 SAY MY NAME (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BA'ALZAMON 5580.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DEEZ 5213.  The ten other most popular fighters were COMIC BOOK GUY 5571, 
BA'ALZAMON 5580, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, MORT TISHEN 5585, RAGDOLL 5402, BEETLEJUICE 
5583, WILCE 5530, VOLDEMORT 5579, ROBIN STORZ 5521, and WAIT 5378.

The least popular fighter this week was HUBERT KOMBUN 5587.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DAN SINGH 5578, WARBLADE 5589, VINA YANCY 5575, COGSWORTH 5527, 
CANDYMAN 5582, JOSH LITTLE 5574, WAIT 5378, ROBIN STORZ 5521, VOLDEMORT 5579, and 
WILCE 5530.