DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/26/2012    Duedate: 04/07/2012

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-678

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WAIT
ERRATA (323)
(25-5378) [12-4-0,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WAIT                           FLAT TIRE
ERRATA (323)                   BASH BROS CARS (508)
(25-5378) [12-4-0,123]         (25-5557) [1-0-0,15]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BA'ALZAMON                     RAGDOLL
SAY MY NAME (510)              ERRATA (323)
(25-5580) [6-5-0,49]           (25-5402) [12-2-0,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAY MY NAME (510)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAY MY NAME (510)           34
2. BASH BROS CARS (508)        31      SAY MY NAME (510)
3. ERRATA (323)                27      Unchartered Team
4. FUNKY FOLK (469)             0
5. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)    0      BASH BROS CARS (508)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BASH BROS CARS (508)       3   0  1  100   1/ 1 SAY MY NAME (510)        11  2 0
 2/ 1 SAY MY NAME (510)         37  19  0 66.1   2/ 3 ERRATA (323)              7  2 0
 3- 3 FUNKY FOLK (469)         224 183 26 55.0   3/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    4  9 0
 4/ 4 ERRATA (323)             241 221 11 52.2   4/ 0*BASH BROS CARS (508)      3  0 1
 5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   577 554 18 51.0   5- 4*ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  2  3 0
 6- 7*ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)   6  12  0 33.3   6- 6 FUNKY FOLK (469)          1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 694): COWLICK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 692): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 678): KYNGRATH MOR of KAOS 2 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 681): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 677): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 674): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 675): JACK KNIFE of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 639): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 636): TRIPLE DAWG DARE of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 627): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 521): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 579): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 694): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 693): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 678): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 981): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 677): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 674): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 675): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 639): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 636): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 627): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 521): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 247): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 579): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 694): COWLICK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 680): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 675): JACK KNIFE of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out LYRATILAN to 
see what's new.  I just can't say enough good things about BASH BROS CARS.  They went 
3-0-1 their first time, don't slouch, and they've got good oral hygiene!  MVP award 
for DEEZ?  ERRATA's proud of him after beating VINA YANCY and getting 21 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  VINA YANCY got smashed by DEEZ, and lost 15 points!  
What a putz!  ROBIN STORZ fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and 
loses the title.  No one said she was a genius...  And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome WAIT.  Aren't ERRATA proud.  (Oh, 
my.) Who was the wiseguy that said LYRATILAN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at 
The Piper's Rest?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  THE MIDDLE 
WAY 4 was LYRATILAN's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there 
some deep dark secret why ERRATA's been avoiding THE MIDDLE WAY 4 so much?  Or is it 
just that they're too scared?  Like, is VINA YANCY popular, or what?  She was 
challenged the most in all of LYRATILAN!  She's got a 13-7-0, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WAIT 5378                    12   4  0   123       ERRATA (323)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROBIN STORZ 5521             15   2  0   129       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 DEEZ 5213                     5   1  0    98       ERRATA (323)
 RAGDOLL 5402                 12   2  0    91       ERRATA (323)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINA YANCY 5575              13   7  0    74       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 CANDYMAN 5582                10   4  0    67       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             12   8  0    64       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-LORRIE DRIVER 5566            8   2  1    58       FUNKY FOLK (469)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             11   3  0    56       SAY MY NAME (510)
 VOLDEMORT 5579                7   7  0    54       SAY MY NAME (510)
 BA'ALZAMON 5580               6   5  0    49       SAY MY NAME (510)
-MARV ELLIS 5561               4   0  0    49       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586           5   8  1    47       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-COMIC BOOK GUY 5571           4   1  0    39       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 WILCE 5530                    3   1  0    35       ERRATA (323)
 SAURON 5581                   3   0  0    34       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAN SINGH 5578                2   1  0    24       FUNKY FOLK (469)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COGSWORTH 5527                2   1  0    21       ERRATA (323)
-WARBLADE 5589                 2   1  0    18       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587            3   6  2    17       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 FLAT TIRE 5557                1   0  0    15       BASH BROS CARS (508)
 DEAD BATTERY 5558             1   0  1    11       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-MORT TISHEN 5585              2   3  0     9       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 DOOR DINGS 5559               1   0  0     5       BASH BROS CARS (508)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GASPAR HUELCO 5609      0  1 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 DEAD BATTERY 5558     678   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Robin Storz -- Well, at least you weren't the Chardinee.  That would have been so
embarrassing!  I think I need retail therapy. -- Vina Yancy

Deez -- Couldn't you have taught me doez skills? -- Josh Little

Balls a Man -- Take that, you nasty werewolf! -- Melondie Prinn

Wilce -- Drat!  I didn't even realize you were down there until it was over and I was
bleeding from the ankles. -- Hubert Kombun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEEZ devastated VINA YANCY in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
WAIT demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
RAGDOLL savagely defeated JOSH LITTLE in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody duel.
CANDYMAN overpowered MELONDIE PRINN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
VOLDEMORT bested WILCE in a 1 minute brawl.
BEETLEJUICE vanquished HAPPY PEASANT in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
BA'ALZAMON savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
SAURON handily defeated HUBERT KOMBUN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
FLAT TIRE won victory over POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute duel.
DEAD BATTERY assassinated GASPAR HUELCO in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
DOOR DINGS luckily beat SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 9 minute beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  11 -  0      66  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   3 -  2      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        25 -  21 -  3      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  16 -  0      45  |

Turn 678 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   WAIT 5378                  12   4  0  123 ERRATA (323)
SLASHING ATTACK  DEEZ 5213                   5   1  0   98 ERRATA (323)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAGDOLL 5402               12   2  0   91 ERRATA (323)
AIMED BLOW       VINA YANCY 5575            13   7  0   74 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
TOTAL PARRY      JOSH LITTLE 5574           12   8  0   64 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           11   3  0   56 SAY MY NAME (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BA'ALZAMON 5580.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RAGDOLL 5402.  The ten other most popular fighters were BA'ALZAMON 5580, CANDYMAN 
5582, DEEZ 5213, WAIT 5378, FLAT TIRE 5557, VOLDEMORT 5579, BEETLEJUICE 5583, SAURON 
5581, DEAD BATTERY 5558, and MELONDIE PRINN 5586.

The least popular fighter this week was DOOR DINGS 5559.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GASPAR HUELCO 5609, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, JOSH LITTLE 5574, VINA YANCY 
5575, WILCE 5530, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, DEAD BATTERY 5558, SAURON 5581, BEETLEJUICE 
5583, and VOLDEMORT 5579.