DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/23/2012    Duedate: 05/05/2012

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-680

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEEZ
ERRATA (323)
(25-5213) [7-1-1,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEEZ                           COMIC BOOK GUY
ERRATA (323)                   ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
(25-5213) [7-1-1,125]          (25-5571) [5-2-0,36]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BA'ALZAMON                     WAIT
SAY MY NAME (510)              ERRATA (323)
(25-5580) [7-6-0,46]           (25-5378) [13-5-0,102]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ERRATA (323)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      29
2. BASH BROS CARS (508)        24      SAY MY NAME (510)
3. ERRATA (323)                14      Unchartered Team
4. FUNKY FOLK (469)            14
5. SAY MY NAME (510)           10      BASH BROS CARS (508)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BASH BROS CARS (508)       8   0  1  100   1/ 1 ERRATA (323)             10  2 1
 2/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)         40  24  0 62.5   2/ 3*BASH BROS CARS (508)      8  0 1
 3/ 3 FUNKY FOLK (469)         225 184 26 55.0   3/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)         8  5 0
 4/ 4 ERRATA (323)             248 222 12 52.8   4/ 4*ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  2  2 0
 5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   579 561 18 50.8   5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    2 12 0
 6/ 6*ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)   8  14  0 36.4   6/ 6 FUNKY FOLK (469)          1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 347): AKANAH of STRANGE UNIVERSE (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 696): BENJY MOUSE of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 695): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 680): HOLM JOUBERT of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 683): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 679): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 676): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 677): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 641): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 638): TRIPLE DAWG DARE of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 523): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 247): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 581): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 647): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 696): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 695): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 680): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 683): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 679): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 676): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 677): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 641): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 638): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 523): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 581): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 695): TIMMY of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
                          FLUKE of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 679): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon LYRATILAN, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 had cause to celebrate, after 
MELONDIE PRINN got 23 points by beating BEETLEJUICE.  COMIC BOOK GUY certainly had a 
baffled expression on its face, after losing to WILCE and losing 19 points in the 
process!  What can be a greater victory?  ROBIN STORZ has taken hers place as the 
top, as LYRATILAN's new Duelmaster.  So who was the warrior seen charging into 
immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst 
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of THE MIDDLE WAY 4, alone and unchallenged.  
The warriors of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 found their efforts at combat frustrated as ERRATA 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Is it charming personality?  
Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, HUBERT KOMBUN is the 
most challenged warrior.  Mismatched by 9 points, HUBERT KOMBUN lost to FLAT TIRE.  
Is this really worth noting?  I thought FLAT TIRE showed great skill and promise when 
he bested HUBERT KOMBUN.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond 
my control, I must take my leave of this place.  LYRATILAN, I leave you now.  The 
Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Piper's Rest.  'Til next time-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEEZ 5213                     7   1  1   125       ERRATA (323)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAGDOLL 5402                 14   2  0   103       ERRATA (323)
 WAIT 5378                    13   5  0   102       ERRATA (323)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VOLDEMORT 5579                9   7  0    79       SAY MY NAME (510)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             13   9  0    75       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 CANDYMAN 5582                10   6  0    68       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586           6   9  1    62       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-LORRIE DRIVER 5566            8   2  1    58       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 WILCE 5530                    4   1  0    58       ERRATA (323)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARV ELLIS 5561               4   0  0    49       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 BA'ALZAMON 5580               7   6  0    46       SAY MY NAME (510)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             11   5  0    38       SAY MY NAME (510)
 COMIC BOOK GUY 5571           5   2  0    36       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 FLAT TIRE 5557                3   0  0    35       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-SAURON 5581                   3   0  0    34       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COGSWORTH 5527                3   1  0    28       ERRATA (323)
 DEAD BATTERY 5558             2   0  1    24       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-DAN SINGH 5578                2   1  0    24       FUNKY FOLK (469)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587            3   8  2    19       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-WARBLADE 5589                 2   1  0    18       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602           1   1  0    14       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 DOOR DINGS 5559               3   0  0    11       BASH BROS CARS (508)
 MORT TISHEN 5585              2   4  0    10       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610            0   2  0     2       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GASPAR HUELCO 5609      0  1 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 DEAD BATTERY 5558     678   
VINA YANCY 5575        13  8 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 DEEZ 5213             679   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jorja -- Car troubles? -- Assur
P.S.  You know the deaths are not intentional from me.  They happen, they are part of
the game, but I don't seek them out.

Assur -- So, what else is new?  It is the nature of automobiles to have constant
troubles. -- Jorja

Our congratulations to Robin Storz. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

Flat Tire -- Damn.  I wasn't surprised to have a flat, I know what most of my tires
are like, but... that was the GOOD tire! -- Hubert Kombun, contemplating Murphy

Deez -- You didn't listen, did you? -- Ghost of Vina Yancy

Beetlejuice -- I like it with a shot of tabasco, myself. -- Josh Little

Voldemort -- I hope you get moldy, Mort. -- Melondie Prinn

Door Dings -- Well... I guess you'll just have to ding the other door, so they match.
-- Gaspar Huelco

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLAT TIRE devastated HUBERT KOMBUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MORT TISHEN lost to COGSWORTH in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
WAIT was overcome by ROBIN STORZ in a action packed 3 minute bloody veteran's match.
DEEZ viciously subdued JOSH LITTLE in a exciting 2 minute veteran's Title fight.
RAGDOLL devastated CANDYMAN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
VOLDEMORT overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MELONDIE PRINN overpowered BEETLEJUICE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
COMIC BOOK GUY was vanquished by WILCE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BA'ALZAMON savagely defeated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a action packed 1 minute duel.
DEAD BATTERY overpowered ELECTRIC SHEEP in a 1 minute uneven match.
DOOR DINGS beat GASPAR HUELCO in a exciting 5 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  10 -  1      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        25 -  20 -  3      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   5 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 680 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  DEEZ 5213                   7   1  1  125 ERRATA (323)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAGDOLL 5402               14   2  0  103 ERRATA (323)
LUNGING ATTACK   WAIT 5378                  13   5  0  102 ERRATA (323)
TOTAL PARRY      JOSH LITTLE 5574           13   9  0   75 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
AIMED BLOW       WILCE 5530                  4   1  0   58 ERRATA (323)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           11   5  0   38 SAY MY NAME (510)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BA'ALZAMON 5580.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WAIT 5378.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEEZ 5213, GASPAR HUELCO 
5610, RAGDOLL 5402, COGSWORTH 5527, BA'ALZAMON 5580, MORT TISHEN 5585, WILCE 5530, 
FLAT TIRE 5557, VOLDEMORT 5579, and DEAD BATTERY 5558.

The least popular fighter this week was DOOR DINGS 5559.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602, COMIC BOOK GUY 5571, BEETLEJUICE 5583, MELONDIE 
PRINN 5586, CANDYMAN 5582, JOSH LITTLE 5574, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, DEAD BATTERY 5558, 
VOLDEMORT 5579, and FLAT TIRE 5557.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ROBIN STORZ (25-5521) FUNKY FOLK (469)