DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/07/2012 Duedate: 05/19/2012
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM-25 TURN-681
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DEEZ
ERRATA (323)
(25-5213) [8-1-1,138]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DEEZ FLAT TIRE
ERRATA (323) BASH BROS CARS (508)
(25-5213) [8-1-1,138] (25-5557) [4-0-0,59]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WAIT COGSWORTH
ERRATA (323) ERRATA (323)
(25-5378) [14-5-0,107] (25-5527) [4-1-0,44]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ERRATA (323)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ERRATA (323) 62
2. BASH BROS CARS (508) 44 SAY MY NAME (510)
3. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509) 31 Unchartered Team
4. FUNKY FOLK (469) 0
5. PARKING LOT 3 (506) -14 BASH BROS CARS (508)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BASH BROS CARS (508) 11 0 1 100 1/ 1 ERRATA (323) 12 1 1
2/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510) 40 28 0 58.8 2/ 2*BASH BROS CARS (508) 8 0 0
3- 3 FUNKY FOLK (469) 225 184 26 55.0 3/ 4*ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509) 5 4 0
4/ 0 PARKING LOT 3 (506) 13 11 1 54.2 4/ 3 SAY MY NAME (510) 3 9 0
5/ 4 ERRATA (323) 253 222 12 53.3 5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 3 11 0
6/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 580 565 18 50.7 6- 6 FUNKY FOLK (469) 1 1 0
7/ 6*ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509) 11 16 0 40.7 7/ 0 PARKING LOT 3 (506) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 347): AKANAH of STRANGE UNIVERSE (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 696): VISIONZ of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 681): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 684): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 680): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 677): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 678): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 642): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 639): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 630): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
(Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 294): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 524): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 582): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 647): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 696): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 681): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 684): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 680): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 677): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 678): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 642): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 639): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 630): 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 295): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 524): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 582): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): WOOF WOOF of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 695): TIMMY of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
FLUKE of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 679): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
(turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
LYRATILAN. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! It
looks like the guys(?) at BASH BROS CARS had a good week as they went 3-0-0 to put
them in 2nd place. I guess steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for WILCE, who
flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing JOSH LITTLE like a melon. Keep your
eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was JOSH LITTLE, who
dropped 18 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with WILCE. Well,
everybody's pal DEEZ moved his record to 8-1-1 by defeating SHOULDA 8 STEAK in the
Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 13 recognition points. 4 out of 5 gladiators
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad SAY MY NAME? Big bad SAY MY
NAME. Big bad SAY MY NAME. LYRATILAN's afraid of the big bad SAY MY NAME. Tra la
la la la! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause ERRATA
beats feet every time SAY MY NAME smiles at them. Try farming, eh? And who is this
JOSH LITTLE you ask, with 57 points and a 13-10-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could
tell! In a mismatch, our friend FLAT TIRE of BASH BROS CARS got heroic notions and
challenged MELONDIE PRINN. What did it get him? A 4-0-0 record, that's what. To
the crowd's chants of 'Bo-zo bo-zo bo-zo', MELONDIE PRINN was taken out by the
lower-ranked FLAT TIRE. (Maybe it's time to think Dark Arena?).
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Remember: alliances are great,
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, there's the manager of the LYRATILAN giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya
bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEEZ 5213 8 1 1 138 ERRATA (323)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAGDOLL 5402 15 2 0 109 ERRATA (323)
WAIT 5378 14 5 0 107 ERRATA (323)
SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544 13 11 1 92 PARKING LOT 3 (506)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILCE 5530 5 1 0 80 ERRATA (323)
VOLDEMORT 5579 9 8 0 77 SAY MY NAME (510)
CANDYMAN 5582 10 7 0 68 SAY MY NAME (510)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLAT TIRE 5557 4 0 0 59 BASH BROS CARS (508)
-LORRIE DRIVER 5566 8 2 1 58 FUNKY FOLK (469)
JOSH LITTLE 5574 13 10 0 57 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COMIC BOOK GUY 5571 6 2 0 53 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-MARV ELLIS 5561 4 0 0 49 FUNKY FOLK (469)
COGSWORTH 5527 4 1 0 44 ERRATA (323)
BEETLEJUICE 5583 11 6 0 39 SAY MY NAME (510)
MELONDIE PRINN 5586 6 10 1 39 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
DEAD BATTERY 5558 3 0 1 34 BASH BROS CARS (508)
-SAURON 5581 3 0 0 34 SAY MY NAME (510)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BA'ALZAMON 5580 7 7 0 32 SAY MY NAME (510)
-DAN SINGH 5578 2 1 0 24 FUNKY FOLK (469)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602 2 1 0 22 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
DOOR DINGS 5559 4 0 0 21 BASH BROS CARS (508)
HUBERT KOMBUN 5587 3 9 2 20 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600 1 0 0 12 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
WARBLADE 5589 2 2 0 11 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-MORT TISHEN 5585 2 4 0 10 FUNKY FOLK (469)
WYANADA ZOAR 5621 1 0 0 8 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
GASPAR HUELCO 5610 0 3 0 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
SMITHERS 5608 0 1 0 1 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GASPAR HUELCO 5609 0 1 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 DEAD BATTERY 5558 678
VINA YANCY 5575 13 8 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 DEEZ 5213 679
PERSONAL ADS
Assur -- Re car troubles and the death of Gaspar the first at the "hands" of Dead
Battery, I just have to remember to take it out for a run on the highway every week.
Get it charging properly. Although I do miss the "old-fashioned" cars that had
gauges that TOLD you, right then, every minute, whether the battery was charging,
instead of the <expletive deleted> computerized cars that wait until it's dead to
mention that there's a problem! -- Jorja
Flat Tire -- And no real spare, just one of those "donut" travesties. Damn. --
Hubert Kombun
Deez -- Cheez! -- Josh Little
Beetlejuice -- I prefer V8. -- Melondie Prinn
Door Dings -- So? How is that a problem? I mean, ALL doors have dings. -- Gaspar
Huelco
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WILCE devastated JOSH LITTLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLAT TIRE vanquished MELONDIE PRINN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
COGSWORTH subdued BEETLEJUICE in a action packed 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
DEEZ devastated SHOULDA 8 STEAK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
RAGDOLL devastated VOLDEMORT in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
WAIT overpowered CANDYMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BA'ALZAMON was handily defeated by COMIC BOOK GUY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DEAD BATTERY vanquished HUBERT KOMBUN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ELECTRIC SHEEP overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DOOR DINGS defeated WARBLADE in a 5 minute novice's fight.
GASPAR HUELCO was handily defeated by RADIOACTIVE MAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SMITHERS was subdued by WYANADA ZOAR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 - 1 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 12 - 1 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 26 - 21 - 3 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 15 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 1 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 681 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 4 3 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK DEEZ 5213 8 1 1 138 ERRATA (323)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAGDOLL 5402 15 2 0 109 ERRATA (323)
LUNGING ATTACK WAIT 5378 14 5 0 107 ERRATA (323)
AIMED BLOW SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544 13 11 1 92 PARKING LOT 3 (506)
TOTAL PARRY JOSH LITTLE 5574 13 10 0 57 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PARRY-LUNGE BEETLEJUICE 5583 11 6 0 39 SAY MY NAME (510)
STRIKING ATTACK DEAD BATTERY 5558 3 0 1 34 BASH BROS CARS (508)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WAIT 5378. The most popular warrior this turn was
COGSWORTH 5527. The ten other most popular fighters were SMITHERS 5608, WYANADA ZOAR
5621, WARBLADE 5589, DEEZ 5213, WAIT 5378, WILCE 5530, COMIC BOOK GUY 5571, DEAD
BATTERY 5558, RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600, and FLAT TIRE 5557.
The least popular fighter this week was GASPAR HUELCO 5610. The other ten least
popular fighters were DOOR DINGS 5559, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, JOSH
LITTLE 5574, ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602, BA'ALZAMON 5580, CANDYMAN 5582, VOLDEMORT 5579,
SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544, and RAGDOLL 5402.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LIII
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BURST 3654 (73-49-1) 1 4 0 ERRATA
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BIKINI LINE 4545 (51-58-0) 1 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ROBIN STORZ 5521 (15-2-0) 1 3 0 FUNKY FOLK
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WILCE 5530 (3-1-0) 2 3 0 ERRATA
COGSWORTH 5527 (2-1-0) 1 3 0 ERRATA
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602 (0-0-0) 6 3 1 ANDROID DUNGEON 010
INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SAURON 5581 (3-0-0) 1 3 0 SAY MY NAME
COMIC BOOK GUY 5571 (4-1-0) 0 3 0 ANDROID DUNGEON 010
APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DEAD BATTERY 5558 (1-0-1) 0 3 0 BASH BROS CARS
ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE WRENCH 5597 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BOWLDERS VIII