DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/07/2012    Duedate: 05/19/2012

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-681

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEEZ
ERRATA (323)
(25-5213) [8-1-1,138]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEEZ                           FLAT TIRE
ERRATA (323)                   BASH BROS CARS (508)
(25-5213) [8-1-1,138]          (25-5557) [4-0-0,59]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WAIT                           COGSWORTH
ERRATA (323)                   ERRATA (323)
(25-5378) [14-5-0,107]         (25-5527) [4-1-0,44]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ERRATA (323)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ERRATA (323)                62
2. BASH BROS CARS (508)        44      SAY MY NAME (510)
3. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)   31      Unchartered Team
4. FUNKY FOLK (469)             0
5. PARKING LOT 3 (506)        -14      BASH BROS CARS (508)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BASH BROS CARS (508)      11   0  1  100   1/ 1 ERRATA (323)             12  1 1
 2/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)         40  28  0 58.8   2/ 2*BASH BROS CARS (508)      8  0 0
 3- 3 FUNKY FOLK (469)         225 184 26 55.0   3/ 4*ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  5  4 0
 4/ 0 PARKING LOT 3 (506)       13  11  1 54.2   4/ 3 SAY MY NAME (510)         3  9 0
 5/ 4 ERRATA (323)             253 222 12 53.3   5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    3 11 0
 6/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   580 565 18 50.7   6- 6 FUNKY FOLK (469)          1  1 0
 7/ 6*ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  11  16  0 40.7   7/ 0 PARKING LOT 3 (506)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 347): AKANAH of STRANGE UNIVERSE (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 696): VISIONZ of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 681): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 684): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 680): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 677): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 678): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 642): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 639): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 630): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                             (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 524): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 582): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 647): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 696): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 681): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 684): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 680): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 677): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 678): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 642): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 639): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 630): 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 524): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 582): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 697): WOOF WOOF of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 695): TIMMY of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
                          FLUKE of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 679): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 629): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
LYRATILAN.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  It 
looks like the guys(?) at BASH BROS CARS had a good week as they went 3-0-0 to put 
them in 2nd place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for WILCE, who 
flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing JOSH LITTLE like a melon.  Keep your 
eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was JOSH LITTLE, who 
dropped 18 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with WILCE.  Well, 
everybody's pal DEEZ moved his record to 8-1-1 by defeating SHOULDA 8 STEAK in the 
Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 13 recognition points.  4 out of 5 gladiators 
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad SAY MY  NAME?  Big bad SAY MY 
NAME.  Big bad SAY MY NAME.  LYRATILAN's afraid of the big bad SAY MY NAME.  Tra la 
la la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause ERRATA 
beats feet every time SAY MY NAME smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  And who is this 
JOSH LITTLE you ask, with 57 points and a 13-10-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could 
tell!  In a mismatch, our friend FLAT TIRE of BASH BROS CARS got heroic notions and 
challenged MELONDIE PRINN.  What did it get him?  A 4-0-0 record, that's what.  To 
the crowd's chants of 'Bo-zo bo-zo bo-zo', MELONDIE PRINN was taken out by the 
lower-ranked FLAT TIRE.  (Maybe it's time to think Dark Arena?).   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Remember:  alliances are great, 
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the LYRATILAN giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya 
bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEEZ 5213                     8   1  1   138       ERRATA (323)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAGDOLL 5402                 15   2  0   109       ERRATA (323)
 WAIT 5378                    14   5  0   107       ERRATA (323)
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544         13  11  1    92       PARKING LOT 3 (506)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILCE 5530                    5   1  0    80       ERRATA (323)
 VOLDEMORT 5579                9   8  0    77       SAY MY NAME (510)
 CANDYMAN 5582                10   7  0    68       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLAT TIRE 5557                4   0  0    59       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-LORRIE DRIVER 5566            8   2  1    58       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             13  10  0    57       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COMIC BOOK GUY 5571           6   2  0    53       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-MARV ELLIS 5561               4   0  0    49       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 COGSWORTH 5527                4   1  0    44       ERRATA (323)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             11   6  0    39       SAY MY NAME (510)
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586           6  10  1    39       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 DEAD BATTERY 5558             3   0  1    34       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-SAURON 5581                   3   0  0    34       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BA'ALZAMON 5580               7   7  0    32       SAY MY NAME (510)
-DAN SINGH 5578                2   1  0    24       FUNKY FOLK (469)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602           2   1  0    22       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 DOOR DINGS 5559               4   0  0    21       BASH BROS CARS (508)
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587            3   9  2    20       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600          1   0  0    12       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 WARBLADE 5589                 2   2  0    11       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-MORT TISHEN 5585              2   4  0    10       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 WYANADA ZOAR 5621             1   0  0     8       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610            0   3  0     3       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 SMITHERS 5608                 0   1  0     1       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GASPAR HUELCO 5609      0  1 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 DEAD BATTERY 5558     678   
VINA YANCY 5575        13  8 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 DEEZ 5213             679   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Assur -- Re car troubles and the death of Gaspar the first at the "hands" of Dead
Battery, I just have to remember to take it out for a run on the highway every week.
Get it charging properly.  Although I do miss the "old-fashioned" cars that had
gauges that TOLD you, right then, every minute, whether the battery was charging,
instead of the <expletive deleted> computerized cars that wait until it's dead to
mention that there's a problem! -- Jorja

Flat Tire -- And no real spare, just one of those "donut" travesties.  Damn. --
Hubert Kombun

Deez -- Cheez! -- Josh Little

Beetlejuice -- I prefer V8. -- Melondie Prinn

Door Dings -- So?  How is that a problem?  I mean, ALL doors have dings. -- Gaspar
Huelco

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WILCE devastated JOSH LITTLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLAT TIRE vanquished MELONDIE PRINN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
COGSWORTH subdued BEETLEJUICE in a action packed 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
DEEZ devastated SHOULDA 8 STEAK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
RAGDOLL devastated VOLDEMORT in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
WAIT overpowered CANDYMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BA'ALZAMON was handily defeated by COMIC BOOK GUY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DEAD BATTERY vanquished HUBERT KOMBUN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ELECTRIC SHEEP overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DOOR DINGS defeated WARBLADE in a 5 minute novice's fight.
GASPAR HUELCO was handily defeated by RADIOACTIVE MAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SMITHERS was subdued by WYANADA ZOAR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   1 -  1      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  12 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        26 -  21 -  3      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  15 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  1      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 681 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  DEEZ 5213                   8   1  1  138 ERRATA (323)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAGDOLL 5402               15   2  0  109 ERRATA (323)
LUNGING ATTACK   WAIT 5378                  14   5  0  107 ERRATA (323)
AIMED BLOW       SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544       13  11  1   92 PARKING LOT 3 (506)
TOTAL PARRY      JOSH LITTLE 5574           13  10  0   57 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           11   6  0   39 SAY MY NAME (510)
STRIKING ATTACK  DEAD BATTERY 5558           3   0  1   34 BASH BROS CARS (508)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WAIT 5378.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
COGSWORTH 5527.  The ten other most popular fighters were SMITHERS 5608, WYANADA ZOAR 
5621, WARBLADE 5589, DEEZ 5213, WAIT 5378, WILCE 5530, COMIC BOOK GUY 5571, DEAD 
BATTERY 5558, RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600, and FLAT TIRE 5557.

The least popular fighter this week was GASPAR HUELCO 5610.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DOOR DINGS 5559, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, JOSH 
LITTLE 5574, ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602, BA'ALZAMON 5580, CANDYMAN 5582, VOLDEMORT 5579, 
SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544, and RAGDOLL 5402.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BURST 3654 (73-49-1)                   1  4  0         ERRATA               

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BIKINI LINE 4545 (51-58-0)             1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES      

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROBIN STORZ 5521 (15-2-0)              1  3  0         FUNKY FOLK           

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WILCE 5530 (3-1-0)                     2  3  0         ERRATA               
COGSWORTH 5527 (2-1-0)                 1  3  0         ERRATA               

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602 (0-0-0)            6  3  1         ANDROID DUNGEON 010  

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SAURON 5581 (3-0-0)                    1  3  0         SAY MY NAME          
COMIC BOOK GUY 5571 (4-1-0)            0  3  0         ANDROID DUNGEON 010  

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEAD BATTERY 5558 (1-0-1)              0  3  0         BASH BROS CARS       

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE WRENCH 5597 (0-0-0)                0  3  0         BOWLDERS VIII