DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/21/2012    Duedate: 06/02/2012

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-682

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VOLDEMORT
SAY MY NAME (510)
(25-5579) [10-8-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VOLDEMORT                      FLAT TIRE
SAY MY NAME (510)              BASH BROS CARS (508)
(25-5579) [10-8-0,97]          (25-5557) [5-0-0,71]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BA'ALZAMON                     WYANADA ZOAR
SAY MY NAME (510)              THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5580) [7-8-0,29]           (25-5621) [1-1-0,10]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS CARS (508)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)   56
2. SAY MY NAME (510)           28      SAY MY NAME (510)
3. BASH BROS CARS (508)        26      Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)       3
5. ERRATA (323)                 0      BASH BROS CARS (508)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BASH BROS CARS (508)      14   0  1  100   1/ 2*BASH BROS CARS (508)      9  0 0
 2/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)         42  30  0 58.3   2- 1 ERRATA (323)              9  1 0
 3- 3 FUNKY FOLK (469)         225 184 26 55.0   3/ 3*ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  7  5 1
 4- 5 ERRATA (323)             253 222 12 53.3   4/ 4 SAY MY NAME (510)         4  8 0
 5/ 4 PARKING LOT 3 (506)       13  12  1 52.0   5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    3 11 0
 6/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   581 569 18 50.5   6- 6 FUNKY FOLK (469)          1  1 0
 7/ 7*ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  15  17  1 46.9   7/ 7 PARKING LOT 3 (506)       0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 697): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 682): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 681): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 678): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 679): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 643): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 640): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 631): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 525): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 583): COYOTE of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 697): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 682): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 681): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 678): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 379): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 643): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 640): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 631): AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 525): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 583): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BERLAM FOOTE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 697): WOOF WOOF of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 679): GAZELLE HOUND of DOG DAY AFTERNOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, LYRATILAN?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, ERRATA, since BASH BROS CARS 
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Now let's all watch ANDROID 
DUNGEON 010's heads swell from their 4-1-1 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big 
talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see VOLDEMORT win a fight 
and gain 20 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, VOLDEMORT beat SHOULDA 8 STEAK and SHOULDA 8 
STEAK lost 17 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to 
defend the throne, DEEZ has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm 
earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as VOLDEMORT takes the Title 
and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Mourngrym Inn and 
Tavern, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  
From LYRATILAN's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
LYRATILAN, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  FUNKY FOLK the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like BASH BROS CARS 
avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  
Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, JOSH LITTLE was this turn's most challenged 
warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  ANDROID DUNGEON 010 has cause to pause 
today, as SMITHERS was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best 
of moods, I'll wager.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the LYRATILAN arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of LYRATILAN.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one 
in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VOLDEMORT 5579               10   8  0    97       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEEZ 5213                     8   1  1   138       ERRATA (323)
-RAGDOLL 5402                 15   2  0   109       ERRATA (323)
-WAIT 5378                    14   5  0   107       ERRATA (323)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WILCE 5530                    5   1  0    80       ERRATA (323)
 CANDYMAN 5582                11   7  0    78       SAY MY NAME (510)
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544         13  12  1    75       PARKING LOT 3 (506)
 FLAT TIRE 5557                5   0  0    71       BASH BROS CARS (508)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COMIC BOOK GUY 5571           7   2  0    60       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-LORRIE DRIVER 5566            8   2  1    58       FUNKY FOLK (469)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             13  11  0    50       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-MARV ELLIS 5561               4   0  0    49       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 DEAD BATTERY 5558             4   0  1    46       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-COGSWORTH 5527                4   1  0    44       ERRATA (323)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             11   7  0    40       SAY MY NAME (510)
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586           6  11  1    34       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-SAURON 5581                   3   0  0    34       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMITHERS 5608                 1   1  1    33       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587            4   9  2    32       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 BA'ALZAMON 5580               7   8  0    29       SAY MY NAME (510)
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602           3   1  0    28       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-DAN SINGH 5578                2   1  0    24       FUNKY FOLK (469)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOOR DINGS 5559               5   0  0    23       BASH BROS CARS (508)
 RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600          2   0  0    23       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-MORT TISHEN 5585              2   4  0    10       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 WYANADA ZOAR 5621             1   1  0    10       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610            0   4  0     4       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WARBLADE 5589           2  3 0 ANDROID DUNGEON  509 LIZARD MAN            682  NONE
MARTIN SHEW             0  0 0 DARK ARENA           SMITHERS 5608         682  NONE
GASPAR HUELCO 5609      0  1 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 DEAD BATTERY 5558     678  NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
VINA YANCY 5575        13  8 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 DEEZ 5213             679   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

Wilce -- Oh, I see the error there:  It should've been Wince, right? -- Josh Little,
wincing

Flat Tire -- Better than having a spare tire, I guess.  In one sense. -- Melondie
Prinn

Dead Battery -- Some days, I feel that way. -- Hubert Kombun

Radioactive Man -- AAAAAAH!  I'm burned! -- Gaspar Huelco

Smithers -- Well, that's good.  Begin as you mean to go on.  And I did. -- Wyanada
Zoar

War Blade -- Do you really think after all that has been already done that I'm afraid
of a few more scratches? -- Door Dings

Hubert -- Shouldn't have left your inside light on again! -- Dead Battery

Melondie -- Glass?  Stray Nails?  Vandalism?  You never know when or how. -- Flat
Tire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SMITHERS butchered MARTIN SHEW in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WARBLADE was slaughtered by LIZARD MAN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
FLAT TIRE demolished JOSH LITTLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SHOULDA 8 STEAK was devastated by VOLDEMORT in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
CANDYMAN narrowly defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute bloody competition.
BEETLEJUICE lost to DEAD BATTERY in a 2 minute fight.
MELONDIE PRINN was devastated by COMIC BOOK GUY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BA'ALZAMON was overcome by HUBERT KOMBUN in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
ELECTRIC SHEEP vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DOOR DINGS outlasted WYANADA ZOAR in a popular 9 minute beginner's duel.
RADIOACTIVE MAN overpowered GASPAR HUELCO in a popular 3 minute gory uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  12 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        27 -  21 -  4      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  15 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   6 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 682 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  VOLDEMORT 5579             10   8  0   97 SAY MY NAME (510)
AIMED BLOW       SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544       13  12  1   75 PARKING LOT 3 (506)
LUNGING ATTACK   COMIC BOOK GUY 5571         7   2  0   60 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
TOTAL PARRY      JOSH LITTLE 5574           13  11  0   50 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
STRIKING ATTACK  DEAD BATTERY 5558           4   0  1   46 BASH BROS CARS (508)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           11   7  0   40 SAY MY NAME (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BA'ALZAMON 5580.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WYANADA ZOAR 5621.  The ten other most popular fighters were RADIOACTIVE MAN 
5600, BA'ALZAMON 5580, DEAD BATTERY 5558, SMITHERS 5608, FLAT TIRE 5557, VOLDEMORT 
5579, CANDYMAN 5582, COMIC BOOK GUY 5571, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, and GASPAR HUELCO 5610.

The least popular fighter this week was DOOR DINGS 5559.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MELONDIE PRINN 5586, BEETLEJUICE 5583, JOSH LITTLE 5574, WARBLADE 5589, 
ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602, SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544, GASPAR HUELCO 5610, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, 
COMIC BOOK GUY 5571, and CANDYMAN 5582.