DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/04/2012    Duedate: 06/16/2012

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-683

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RAGDOLL
ERRATA (323)
(25-5402) [16-2-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEEZ                           FLAT TIRE
ERRATA (323)                   BASH BROS CARS (508)
(25-5213) [9-1-1,143]          (25-5557) [6-0-0,81]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BA'ALZAMON                     DEAD BATTERY
SAY MY NAME (510)              BASH BROS CARS (508)
(25-5580) [7-9-0,30]           (25-5558) [4-1-1,46]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)   42
2. BASH BROS CARS (508)        18      SAY MY NAME (510)
3. THE EMPIRE (516)            14      Unchartered Team
4. ERRATA (323)                10
5. SAY MY NAME (510)            9      BASH BROS CARS (508)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BASH BROS CARS (508)      16   1  1 94.1   1/ 3 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509) 10  5 1
 2/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)         43  33  0 56.6   2/ 2 ERRATA (323)              9  1 0
 3/ 4 ERRATA (323)             257 223 12 53.5   3/ 1*BASH BROS CARS (508)      8  1 0
 4- 5 PARKING LOT 3 (506)       13  12  1 52.0   4/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    4 11 0
 5/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   583 572 18 50.5   5/ 4 SAY MY NAME (510)         3  9 0
 6/ 7 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  18  19  1 48.6   6/ 0 THE EMPIRE (516)          2  1 1
 7/ 0 THE EMPIRE (516)         102 119  7 46.2   7- 7 PARKING LOT 3 (506)       0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 699): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 698): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 683): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 686): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 682): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 679): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 644): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 641): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 632): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 526): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 584): COYOTE of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 699): THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 698): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 683): ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 686): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 682): BASH BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 679): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 644): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 641): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 632): AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 526): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 584): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BERLAM FOOTE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 686): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
             (turn 679): GAZELLE HOUND of DOG DAY AFTERNOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 644): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
                 (turn 249): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, LYRATILAN?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, BASH BROS CARS, since 
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Gee, 
I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, ERRATA, the Fates teach 
humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
COMIC BOOK GUY win a fight and gain 17 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, COMIC BOOK GUY 
beat WILCE and WILCE lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with 
the old, in with the new, as RAGDOLL takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the 
old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Mourngrym Inn and Tavern, humph!  I've tasted better 
ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From LYRATILAN's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
LYRATILAN, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  SAY MY NAME the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like ERRATA avoided them 
the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  JOSH 
LITTLE was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of LYRATILAN.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds are 
getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAGDOLL 5402                 16   2  0   115       ERRATA (323)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEEZ 5213                     9   1  1   143       ERRATA (323)
 WAIT 5378                    15   5  0   114       ERRATA (323)
 VOLDEMORT 5579               10   9  0    97       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANTONY 5636                  14  14  1    87       THE EMPIRE (516)
 FLAT TIRE 5557                6   0  0    81       BASH BROS CARS (508)
 CANDYMAN 5582                11   8  0    77       SAY MY NAME (510)
 COMIC BOOK GUY 5571           8   2  0    77       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544         13  12  1    75       PARKING LOT 3 (506)
 WILCE 5530                    5   2  0    67       ERRATA (323)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             14  11  0    56       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 ANTONIAS 5632                11  10  1    50       THE EMPIRE (516)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             12   7  0    49       SAY MY NAME (510)
 COGSWORTH 5527                5   1  0    49       ERRATA (323)
 DEAD BATTERY 5558             4   1  1    46       BASH BROS CARS (508)
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602           4   1  0    41       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-SAURON 5581                   3   0  0    34       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMITHERS 5608                 1   2  1    33       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586           6  12  1    31       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 DOOR DINGS 5559               6   0  0    31       BASH BROS CARS (508)
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587            4  10  2    31       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 BA'ALZAMON 5580               7   9  0    30       SAY MY NAME (510)
 RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600          3   0  0    29       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SARRIUS 5630                  4   4  1    23       THE EMPIRE (516)
 WYANADA ZOAR 5621             2   1  0    15       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610            0   5  0     5       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFAN NOBLE          0  0 0                      SARRIUS 5630          683  NONE
BLAH 5628               0  1 0 ANDROID DUNGEON  509 TALMOR THE TROLL      683  NONE
VINA YANCY 5575        13  8 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 DEEZ 5213             679  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Josh Little -- Thanks for the learns. -- Flat Tire

Beetlejuice -- Thank you VERY much for the learns. -- Dead Battery

Wyanada Zoar -- Thanks for nothing. -- Door Dings

Dead Battery -- But I made sure it was full of oil! -- Hubert Kombun

Flat Tire -- There's a lot to be said for iron-rimmed wooden wheels. -- Melondie
Prinn

Flat Tire -- I'm just glad you are NOT an iron-rimmed wooden wheel!  That would have
been even more painful. -- Josh Little

Comic Book Guy -- I just can't follow your storyline at all. -- Melondie Prinn

Ba'alzamon -- Wow, talk about a last-minute turn-around!  I was completely surprised
to win that one. -- Hubert Kombun
P.S.  And five skills for me!  That's incredible.

Door Dings -- If you'd just pulled out of your space instead of sitting there running
your engine for an hour, I could've gotten MY door open without banging it.  Cheese
louise! -- Wyanada Zoar

Radioactive Man -- Oh no!  AGAIN!  I'm glowing in the dark already. -- Gaspar Huelco

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLAH was barely slain by TALMOR THE TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD BATTERY was unbelievably bested by JOSH LITTLE in a 8 minute Challenge duel.
ELECTRIC SHEEP demolished MELONDIE PRINN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DOOR DINGS unbelievably bested BA'ALZAMON in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.
VOLDEMORT was defeated by RAGDOLL in a 2 minute bloody Title match.
WAIT devastated CANDYMAN in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
DEEZ beat ANTONY in a popular 2 minute gruesome master's brawl.
WILCE lost to COMIC BOOK GUY in a 2 minute duel.
FLAT TIRE vanquished NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
COGSWORTH viciously subdued HUBERT KOMBUN in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
BEETLEJUICE handily defeated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANTONIAS subdued SMITHERS in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
SARRIUS butchered FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RADIOACTIVE MAN devastated GASPAR HUELCO in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
WYANADA ZOAR overcame FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 2 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   1 -  0      89  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  11 -  1      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  16 -  1      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        27 -  25 -  3      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   7 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 683 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  5         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAGDOLL 5402               16   2  0  115 ERRATA (323)
SLASHING ATTACK  DEEZ 5213                   9   1  1  143 ERRATA (323)
LUNGING ATTACK   WAIT 5378                  15   5  0  114 ERRATA (323)
AIMED BLOW       FLAT TIRE 5557              6   0  0   81 BASH BROS CARS (508)
TOTAL PARRY      JOSH LITTLE 5574           14  11  0   56 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           12   7  0   49 SAY MY NAME (510)
STRIKING ATTACK  DEAD BATTERY 5558           4   1  1   46 BASH BROS CARS (508)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BA'ALZAMON 5580.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DEAD BATTERY 5558.  The ten other most popular fighters were BA'ALZAMON 5580, 
DEEZ 5213, COGSWORTH 5527, ANTONIAS 5632, BLAH 5628, RAGDOLL 5402, WAIT 5378, 
SMITHERS 5608, RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600, and WYANADA ZOAR 5621.

The least popular fighter this week was GASPAR HUELCO 5610.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, CANDYMAN 5582, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, SARRIUS 
5630, WILCE 5530, ANTONY 5636, BEETLEJUICE 5583, FLAT TIRE 5557, COMIC BOOK GUY 5571, 
and VOLDEMORT 5579.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

WAIT (25-5378) ERRATA (323)