DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/24/2012    Duedate: 10/06/2012

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-691

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANTONY
THE EMPIRE (516)
(25-5636) [17-15-1,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ANTONY                         KING
THE EMPIRE (516)               CHESS PIECES 4 (500)
(25-5636) [17-15-1,121]        (25-5428) [2-0-1,14]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

VOLDEMORT                      OCEAN BLUE
SAY MY NAME (510)              MASTERS OF SIN (119)
(25-5579) [14-13-0,93]         (25-3677) [10-10-0,59]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FUNKY FOLK (469)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE EMPIRE (516)            49
2. SAY MY NAME (510)           31      BASH BROS CARS (508)
3. BASH BROS CARS (508)         8      Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)       6
5. CHESS PIECES 4 (500)         4      CHESS PIECES 4 (500)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*CHESS PIECES 4 (500)       3   0  1  100   1/ 1 FUNKY FOLK (469)          9  2 2
 2/ 1 BASH BROS CARS (508)      26   5  1 83.9   2/ 2 THE EMPIRE (516)          8  2 2
 3/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469)         239 190 29 55.7   3/ 4 SAY MY NAME (510)         7  6 0
 4/ 4 SAY MY NAME (510)         60  50  1 54.5   4/ 3 MASTERS OF SIN (119)      5  4 1
 5/ 3 ERRATA (323)             266 227 12 54.0   5/ 7 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    4 11 0
 6/ 5 MASTERS OF SIN (119)     389 357 26 52.1   6- 6 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  3  2 0
 7/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   600 595 18 50.2   7/ 8 BASH BROS CARS (508)      2  2 0
 8- 7 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  22  23  1 48.9   8/ 0*CHESS PIECES 4 (500)      1  0 1
 9/ 8 THE EMPIRE (516)         115 124  9 48.1   9- 9*SHEWISH BUFFET (514)      1  1 0
10- 9*A UNIT II II (433)         8  16  3 33.3  10/ 5 ERRATA (323)              1  2 0
11-10*SHEWISH BUFFET (514)       2   9  0 18.2  11-10*A UNIT II II (433)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 352): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 707): BLUE BULLDOG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 706): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 691): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 694): WHAT? of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 690): BLOODFEUD MAN of MASTERS OF SIN (Sin, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 687): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 688): KAIJHEK of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 652): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 649): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 640): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 534): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 592): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 352): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 707): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 706): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 691): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 694): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 690): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 687): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 688): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 652): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 649): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 640): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 534): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): PIZZA TOPPINGS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 592): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 707): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                   (turn 706): SILVER HAIR of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 706): DOGGO of THE DOG HOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 705): VISIONZ of WU TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                          LUG NUT of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 687): BETTY FOURS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 688): KAIJHEK of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                         PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 649): STRAY CAT of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 640): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                             AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                             ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIER (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Back again.  Sorry we missed that turn.  Lucky for me I able to "retain" the
throne, as it were.  Another win over Voldemort, oh-hum.  Well I'm sure to lose soon
enough.  I will not be challenging anyone this turn.  We shall see what the sands
bring.

                    Fight well, my friends,

                         BFM

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of LYRATILAN.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Those betting on 
ERRATA lost their shirt, as ERRATA lost their fighting abilities:  0-1-0.  Say what 
you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but SAY MY NAME will tell you 60-50-1 
is nothing to laugh at...  Practice pays for FLAT TIRE, who pummelled COGSWORTH, to 
pocket 15 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, FLAT TIRE was winsome, 
after beating COGSWORTH and seeing him lose 9 points.  Now I can't insult ANTONY, as 
he has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay 
it on too thick) So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and 
ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     And how sociable are LYRATILAN's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Like the noble 
eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of THE MIDDLE WAY 4, 
alone and unchallenged.  Like a pup with its tail between its legs, MASTERS OF SIN 
scurried away from THE MIDDLE WAY 4.  Oh, the shame!  Is it charming personality?  
Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, JUST A WIN is the most 
challenged warrior.  Them's the breaks, BA'ALZAMON.  Expecting fair challenges from 
MASTERS OF SIN is evidently too much to ask.  NARCISSISTIC killed BA'ALZAMON.  The 
whole thing leaves a bitter memory.  As a confidence booster, JUST A WIN challenged 
CANDYMAN, down 24 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, JUST 
A WIN?  Next time JUST A WIN walks with its head high remind it of the fight where it 
challenged down 24 points and lost to CANDYMAN.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Those who owe LORRIE DRIVER of FUNKY FOLK money and had written her off, take note:  
she'S BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!!  AND she'S MAD!!!  Congratulations, NARCISSISTIC.  
The manager of SAY MY NAME should have sent BA'ALZAMON to the Dark Arena for having a 
12-11-1 long ago.  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long 
after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     Do not think spyreporting in LYRATILAN is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for LYRATILAN? 
On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANTONY 5636                  17  15  1   121       THE EMPIRE (516)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEEZ 5213                    10   1  1   152       ERRATA (323)
-RAGDOLL 5402                 17   2  0   126       ERRATA (323)
 NARCISSISTIC 3594            11  10  2   117       MASTERS OF SIN (119)
-WILCE 5530                    8   3  0   107       ERRATA (323)
 FLAT TIRE 5557               11   2  0   106       BASH BROS CARS (508)
 CANDYMAN 5582                15  12  0   100       SAY MY NAME (510)
 JUST A WIN 3369              26  11  0    97       MASTERS OF SIN (119)
 VOLDEMORT 5579               14  13  0    93       SAY MY NAME (510)
 BLOODFEUD MAN 3595           14   7  1    91       MASTERS OF SIN (119)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COMIC BOOK GUY 5571          10   2  0    87       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LORRIE DRIVER 5566           12   3  4    85       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 COGSWORTH 5527                8   3  0    83       ERRATA (323)
-SAURON 5581                   5   0  0    76       SAY MY NAME (510)
 ANTONIAS 5632                14  12  1    72       THE EMPIRE (516)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             17  16  0    69       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MORT TISHEN 5585              6   4  0    63       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 OCEAN BLUE 3677              10  10  0    59       MASTERS OF SIN (119)
-ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602           5   1  0    59       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             14  13  0    58       SAY MY NAME (510)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586          10  16  1    55       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 WYANADA ZOAR 5621             8   3  0    51       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-DAN SINGH 5578                5   1  0    50       FUNKY FOLK (469)
-DEAD BATTERY 5558             4   1  1    46       BASH BROS CARS (508)
 DOOR DINGS 5559              11   2  0    44       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-STEVEN 4586                   5   3  3    43       A UNIT II II (433)
 DOUG GRAVES 5622              3   2  0    41       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587            5  17  2    34       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SARRIUS 5630                  7   6  1    31       THE EMPIRE (516)
-ORC TENDERLOIN 5617           2   1  0    25       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
 JULIUS 5653                   2   0  2    24       THE EMPIRE (516)
-ENVY 5438                     2   3  0    24       MASTERS OF SIN (119)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMETRIUS 5652                2   0  0    22       THE EMPIRE (516)
-UP AND ATOM!! 5649            1   1  0    22       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600          3   1  0    21       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-QUEEN 5430                    1   0  0    20       CHESS PIECES 4 (500)
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610            3  10  0    19       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-ALAMO 4587                    1   1  0    17       A UNIT II II (433)
 KING 5428                     2   0  1    14       CHESS PIECES 4 (500)
-ZARA II 4588                  1   2  0     8       A UNIT II II (433)
-MOSES 4592                    1   5  0     8       A UNIT II II (433)
-GOLIAD 4589                   0   2  0     2       A UNIT II II (433)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRIENDLY CONSTAB        0  0 0                      JULIUS 5653           691  NONE
MARTIN SHEW             0  0 0 DARK ARENA           LORRIE DRIVER 5566    691  NONE
TOM KATZ 5662           0  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 469       KING 5428             691   
BA'ALZAMON 5580        12 12 1 SAY MY NAME 510      NARCISSISTIC 3594     691   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Candyman -- Oh so sweet!  Thank you! -- Narc

Ba'alzamon -- Well done!  Hard to win when you are on your back. -- OB

Hubert -- Thanks for the skills!  The win was a nice suprise. -- Envy

Lorrie Driver -- I feel for you.  Stay and play. -- MOS

Jaw -- Who, me?  Just your standard issue overgrown werewolf. -- Josh Little

Flat Tire -- If my tires are flat, they won't roll away when I'm not looking. -- Josh
Little

Doug Graves -- At least you didn't dig mine.  Yet, anyway. -- Gaspar Huelco

Envy -- I feel it, trust me. -- Hubert Kombun

Comic Book Guy -- I didn't think that was just so very funny. -- Melondie Prinn

Electric Sheep -- That was shocking. -- Josh Little

Radioactive Man -- When the armorer offered me a lead shirt, I thought he was crazy.
But maybe not. -- Wyanada Zoar

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LORRIE DRIVER viciously butchered MARTIN SHEW in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
NARCISSISTIC murdered BA'ALZAMON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
JUST A WIN was savagely defeated by CANDYMAN in a 3 minute master's Challenge duel.
OCEAN BLUE was luckily beaten by JOSH LITTLE in a 4 minute Challenge match.
DOUG GRAVES lost to WYANADA ZOAR in a 2 minute amateur vs. veteran Challenge fight.
BLOODFEUD MAN was devastated by ANTONY in a 1 minute one-sided Title competition.
COGSWORTH was handily defeated by FLAT TIRE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
VOLDEMORT vanquished MELONDIE PRINN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ANTONIAS vanquished DOOR DINGS in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BEETLEJUICE handily defeated HUBERT KOMBUN in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
GASPAR HUELCO was subdued by SARRIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
KING put to death TOM KATZ in a 2 minute novice's contest.
JULIUS murdered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DEMETRIUS handily defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  17 -  7      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  16 -  1      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        29 -  27 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  10 -  1      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 691 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         4  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ANTONY 5636                17  15  1  121 THE EMPIRE (516)
SLASHING ATTACK  NARCISSISTIC 3594          11  10  2  117 MASTERS OF SIN (119)
TOTAL PARRY      JUST A WIN 3369            26  11  0   97 MASTERS OF SIN (119)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BLOODFEUD MAN 3595         14   7  1   91 MASTERS OF SIN (119)
LUNGING ATTACK   LORRIE DRIVER 5566         12   3  4   85 FUNKY FOLK (469)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           14  13  0   58 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYANADA ZOAR 5621           8   3  0   51 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VOLDEMORT 5579.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OCEAN BLUE 3677.  The ten other most popular fighters were LORRIE DRIVER 5566, 
CANDYMAN 5582, DOUG GRAVES 5622, WYANADA ZOAR 5621, FLAT TIRE 5557, ANTONIAS 5632, 
KING 5428, VOLDEMORT 5579, BEETLEJUICE 5583, and SARRIUS 5630.

The least popular fighter this week was HUBERT KOMBUN 5587.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DOOR DINGS 5559, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, BLOODFEUD MAN 3595, 
BA'ALZAMON 5580, DEMETRIUS 5652, JULIUS 5653, GASPAR HUELCO 5610, COGSWORTH 5527, 
ANTONY 5636, and JUST A WIN 3369.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

VOLDEMORT (25-5579) SAY MY NAME (510)