DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/22/2012    Duedate: 11/03/2012

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-693

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CANDYMAN
SAY MY NAME (510)
(25-5582) [17-12-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CANDYMAN                       POSITION IS EMPTY
SAY MY NAME (510)              
(25-5582) [17-12-0,118]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CANDYMAN                       WYANADA ZOAR
SAY MY NAME (510)              THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5582) [17-12-0,118]        (25-5621) [10-3-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)   42
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      21      BASH BROS CARS (508)
3. SAY MY NAME (510)           13      Unchartered Team
4. THE EMPIRE (516)             0
5. ERRATA (323)                 0      DEATH MERCHANTS (124)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*CHESS PIECES 4 (500)       3   0  1  100   1/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    9  6 0
 2/ 2 BASH BROS CARS (508)      27   8  1 77.1   2/ 1 SAY MY NAME (510)         7  2 0
 3- 4 FUNKY FOLK (469)         239 190 29 55.7   3- 5 THE EMPIRE (516)          5  5 1
 4/ 3 SAY MY NAME (510)         64  51  1 55.7   4/ 6 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  4  0 0
 5- 5 ERRATA (323)             266 227 12 54.0   5/ 7 BASH BROS CARS (508)      2  4 0
 6/ 8 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  26  23  1 53.1   6- 8*CHESS PIECES 4 (500)      1  0 1
 7- 6 MASTERS OF SIN (119)     389 357 26 52.1   7- 3 FUNKY FOLK (469)          1  2 1
 8/ 7 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   607 598 18 50.4   8- 4 MASTERS OF SIN (119)      1  3 1
 9- 9 THE EMPIRE (516)         115 129  9 47.1   9- 9 ERRATA (323)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 353): FIELDER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 709): BLUE BULLDOG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 708): THE WATCH DOG of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 693): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 696): SCENARIO of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 292): FLAT TIRE of BASH BROS CARS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 689): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 690): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 654): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 651): NYPD of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 642): VIOLENT ORANGE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 301): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 536): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 594): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 353): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 709): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 708): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 693): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 696): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 693): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 689): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 690): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 654): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 651): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 642): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 301): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 536): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 594): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 709): GAG HALFRUNT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 707): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 691): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 650): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                             AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                             ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to SAY MY NAME, as they are pushed from the coveted top 
team spot by the THE MIDDLE WAY 4 stable.  A stormcloud is brewing over the FUNKY 
FOLK guildhouse.  Rumor says any more weeks like this ones 0-0-0 may send the team to 
the Dark Arena.  It looks like the guys(?) at ANDROID DUNGEON 010 had a good week as 
they went 4-0-0 to put them in 4th place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, 
watch out for ELECTRIC SHEEP, who flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing 
JOSH LITTLE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  DOOR DINGS was beat by WYANADA ZOAR and drops 
7 points.  It's a proud day for the SAY MY NAME stable, as their warrior, CANDYMAN, 
ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get 
a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the LYRATILAN arena.  And 
hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid MASTERS OF SIN, please raise you hand.  
Wow.  Does LYRATILAN really have that many liars?  For those of you who like math, 
try this one:  MASTERS OF SIN + Weapons That go Boom = BASH BROS CARS + Avoid City.  
Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, WYANADA ZOAR would be president.  
Although it may be a contest she doesn't want to win.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the LYRATILAN giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you 
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANDYMAN 5582                17  12  0   118       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEEZ 5213                    10   1  1   152       ERRATA (323)
-RAGDOLL 5402                 17   2  0   126       ERRATA (323)
-NARCISSISTIC 3594            11  10  2   117       MASTERS OF SIN (119)
-WILCE 5530                    8   3  0   107       ERRATA (323)
-ANTONY 5636                  17  16  1    98       THE EMPIRE (516)
-JUST A WIN 3369              26  11  0    97       MASTERS OF SIN (119)
 COMIC BOOK GUY 5571          11   2  0    94       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-BLOODFEUD MAN 3595           14   7  1    91       MASTERS OF SIN (119)
 FLAT TIRE 5557               12   3  0    91       BASH BROS CARS (508)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LORRIE DRIVER 5566           12   3  4    85       FUNKY FOLK (469)
-COGSWORTH 5527                8   3  0    83       ERRATA (323)
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602           6   1  0    77       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-SAURON 5581                   5   0  0    76       SAY MY NAME (510)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             17  18  0    69       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-ANTONIAS 5632                14  13  1    68       THE EMPIRE (516)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WYANADA ZOAR 5621            10   3  0    66       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             15  14  0    64       SAY MY NAME (510)
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586          12  16  1    64       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-MORT TISHEN 5585              6   4  0    63       FUNKY FOLK (469)
-OCEAN BLUE 3677              10  10  0    59       MASTERS OF SIN (119)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587            7  17  2    50       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-DAN SINGH 5578                5   1  0    50       FUNKY FOLK (469)
-DEAD BATTERY 5558             4   1  1    46       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-DOUG GRAVES 5622              3   2  0    41       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 DOOR DINGS 5559              11   4  0    37       BASH BROS CARS (508)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SARRIUS 5630                  7   7  1    33       THE EMPIRE (516)
 RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600          4   1  0    32       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610            4  11  0    28       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 UP AND ATOM!! 5649            2   1  0    28       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-JULIUS 5653                   2   1  2    27       THE EMPIRE (516)
-ENVY 5438                     2   3  0    24       MASTERS OF SIN (119)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-QUEEN 5430                    1   0  0    20       CHESS PIECES 4 (500)
-DEMETRIUS 5652                2   1  0    15       THE EMPIRE (516)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KING 5428                     2   0  1    14       CHESS PIECES 4 (500)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TOM KATZ 5662           0  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 469       KING 5428             691   
BA'ALZAMON 5580        12 12 1 SAY MY NAME 510      NARCISSISTIC 3594     691   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Flat Tire -- Learn something every day. -- Josh Little

Sarrius -- Maybe you are cursed by your name?  It sounds so much like "sorry," you
know. -- Wyanada Zoar

Candyman -- Huh, what you did was nothing to what my dentist had to say about it. --
Josh Little

Julius -- And it wasn't even March! -- Melondie Prinn

What it should say is "HUBERT KOMBUN happily defeated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute
uneven fight."  I laughed all over the place. -- Hubert Kombun

Demetrius -- Not a good day for your team, but it works for us.  By past performance,
this next turn should be rotten for us. -- Gaspar Huelco

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOOR DINGS was devastated by WYANADA ZOAR in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLAT TIRE was handily defeated by CANDYMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
JOSH LITTLE was vanquished by ELECTRIC SHEEP in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
COMIC BOOK GUY demolished BEETLEJUICE in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
MELONDIE PRINN overpowered THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HUBERT KOMBUN bested THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute competition.
GASPAR HUELCO was defeated by THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 5 minute melee.
RADIOACTIVE MAN vanquished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
UP AND ATOM!! vanquished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  17 -  6      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  14 -  1      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        28 -  23 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   8 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 693 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CANDYMAN 5582              17  12  0  118 SAY MY NAME (510)
LUNGING ATTACK   COMIC BOOK GUY 5571        11   2  0   94 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
AIMED BLOW       FLAT TIRE 5557             12   3  0   91 BASH BROS CARS (508)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYANADA ZOAR 5621          10   3  0   66 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           15  14  0   64 SAY MY NAME (510)
TOTAL PARRY      DOOR DINGS 5559            11   4  0   37 BASH BROS CARS (508)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CANDYMAN 5582.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WYANADA ZOAR 5621.  The ten other most popular fighters were ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602, 
RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600, CANDYMAN 5582, COMIC BOOK GUY 5571, GASPAR HUELCO 5610, 
MELONDIE PRINN 5586, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, UP AND ATOM!! 5649, JOSH LITTLE 5574, and 
FLAT TIRE 5557.

The least popular fighter this week was DOOR DINGS 5559.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BEETLEJUICE 5583, FLAT TIRE 5557, JOSH LITTLE 5574, UP AND ATOM!! 5649, 
HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, GASPAR HUELCO 5610, COMIC BOOK GUY 5571, 
CANDYMAN 5582, and RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600.