DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/05/2012    Duedate: 11/17/2012

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-694

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLAT TIRE
BASH BROS CARS (508)
(25-5557) [13-3-0,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLAT TIRE                      POSITION IS EMPTY
BASH BROS CARS (508)           
(25-5557) [13-3-0,110]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BEETLEJUICE                    GASPAR HUELCO
SAY MY NAME (510)              THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5583) [16-14-0,75]         (25-5610) [4-12-0,30]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      28
2. BASH BROS CARS (508)        22      BASH BROS CARS (508)
3. SAY MY NAME (510)           19      Unchartered Team
4. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)    0
5. THE EMPIRE (516)             0      JAKE'S TUFTS (423)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 BASH BROS CARS (508)      29   8  1 78.4   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   10  5 0
 2/ 4 SAY MY NAME (510)         66  53  2 55.5   2/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)         6  3 1
 3- 6 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  26  23  1 53.1   3- 4 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  4  0 0
 4/ 8 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   610 600 18 50.4   4/ 5 BASH BROS CARS (508)      3  3 0
 5- 9 THE EMPIRE (516)         115 129  9 47.1   5- 3 THE EMPIRE (516)          0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 354): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 710): BLUE BULLDOG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 709): TIGER PRIDE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 694): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 697): SCENARIO of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 293): CANDYMAN of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 690): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 691): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 655): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 652): NYPD of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 643): ANTI-LEAP YEAR of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 302): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 537): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 595): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 354): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 710): CHAOS CARNIVAL (Nurgle, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 709): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 694): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 697): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 693): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 690): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 691): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 655): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 652): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 643): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 302): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 537): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 595): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 709): GAG HALFRUNT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 709): TIGER PRIDE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
                          THE WATCH DOG of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 690): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 691): ARCHBISHOP ARNDT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 652): NYPD of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 643): VIOLENT ORANGE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 537): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                             AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                             ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  LYRATILAN needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for 
MELONDIE PRINN?  THE MIDDLE WAY 4's proud of her after beating M. CHARDINEE and 
getting 16 points.  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) 
Oh well, welcome FLAT TIRE.  Aren't BASH BROS CARS proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 must be getting 
lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  
Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are BASH BROS CARS?  ANDROID DUNGEON 010, an easy team 
to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Like, is 
BEETLEJUICE popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of LYRATILAN!  He's 
got a 16-14-0, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  DA1 
returns from the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his SAY MY NAME teammates...  
Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or 
have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLAT TIRE 5557               13   3  0   110       BASH BROS CARS (508)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANTONY 5636                  17  16  1    98       THE EMPIRE (516)
-COMIC BOOK GUY 5571          11   2  0    94       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANDYMAN 5582                17  13  0    88       SAY MY NAME (510)
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586          13  16  1    80       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602           6   1  0    77       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-SAURON 5581                   5   0  0    76       SAY MY NAME (510)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             16  14  0    75       SAY MY NAME (510)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             17  19  0    70       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-ANTONIAS 5632                14  13  1    68       THE EMPIRE (516)
 WYANADA ZOAR 5621            11   3  0    68       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587            8  17  2    57       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEAD BATTERY 5558             4   1  1    46       BASH BROS CARS (508)
 DOOR DINGS 5559              12   4  0    40       BASH BROS CARS (508)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SARRIUS 5630                  7   7  1    33       THE EMPIRE (516)
 DA1 5669                      1   0  1    33       SAY MY NAME (510)
-RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600          4   1  0    32       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610            4  12  0    30       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-UP AND ATOM!! 5649            2   1  0    28       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-JULIUS 5653                   2   1  2    27       THE EMPIRE (516)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEMETRIUS 5652                2   1  0    15       THE EMPIRE (516)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
F'LYARR                 0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DA1 5669              694  NONE
TOM KATZ 5662           0  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 469       KING 5428             691   
BA'ALZAMON 5580        12 12 1 SAY MY NAME 510      NARCISSISTIC 3594     691   
DA2 5670                0  1 0 SAY MY NAME 510      F'LYARR               694  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Door Dings -- Aha!  Rubber baby buggy bumpers! -- Wyanada Zoar

Electric Sheep -- I tried to count you, I was having trouble sleeping, but every time
I counted ONE of you, I got such a shock!  It was awful. -- Josh Little

And THREE of us fight the so-called-Honest Merchant?  Not even different standbys?
Cheese louise! -- Melondie, Hubert, and Gaspar

Wyanada Zoar -- I was hoping, but it wasn't to be.  You got me in the act. -- Door
Dings

Candyman -- No stopping you. -- Flat Tire

Lyratilan -- Sorry about the lack of column last turn.  Life infringed and I got
lazy. -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA2 was butchered by F'LYARR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 butchered F'LYARR in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CANDYMAN was demolished by FLAT TIRE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
JOSH LITTLE was viciously subdued by BEETLEJUICE in a 4 minute veteran's contest.
WYANADA ZOAR viciously subdued VISITING ORC in a 2 minute expert vs. novice brawl.
MELONDIE PRINN overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HUBERT KOMBUN overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 2 minute uneven melee.
DOOR DINGS won victory over GASPAR HUELCO in a action packed 6 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  12 -  1      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  15 -  6      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        28 -  21 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   3 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  10 -  1      29  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 694 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         5  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FLAT TIRE 5557             13   3  0  110 BASH BROS CARS (508)
SLASHING ATTACK  CANDYMAN 5582              17  13  0   88 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           16  14  0   75 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYANADA ZOAR 5621          11   3  0   68 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
TOTAL PARRY      DOOR DINGS 5559            12   4  0   40 BASH BROS CARS (508)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEETLEJUICE 5583.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GASPAR HUELCO 5610.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEETLEJUICE 
5583, FLAT TIRE 5557, WYANADA ZOAR 5621, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, DOOR DINGS 5559, DA1 
5669, CANDYMAN 5582, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, DA2 5670, and JOSH LITTLE 5574.

The least popular fighter this week was JOSH LITTLE 5574.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DA2 5670, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, CANDYMAN 5582, DA1 5669, DOOR 
DINGS 5559, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, WYANADA ZOAR 5621, FLAT TIRE 5557, BEETLEJUICE 5583, 
and GASPAR HUELCO 5610.