DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/19/2012    Duedate: 12/01/2012

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-695

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLAT TIRE
BASH BROS CARS (508)
(25-5557) [14-3-0,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLAT TIRE                      POSITION IS EMPTY
BASH BROS CARS (508)           
(25-5557) [14-3-0,123]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BEETLEJUICE                    DOUG GRAVES
SAY MY NAME (510)              FUNKY FOLK (469)
(25-5583) [17-14-0,83]         (25-5622) [3-3-0,40]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS CARS (508)        21
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      19      BASH BROS CARS (508)
3. SAY MY NAME (510)            3      Unchartered Team
4. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)    1
5. FUNKY FOLK (469)            -6      WHITE SOTRM (458)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BASH BROS CARS (508)      31   8  1 79.5   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    8  7 0
 2/ 0 FUNKY FOLK (469)         240 192 29 55.6   2/ 3 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  6  2 0
 3/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)         68  56  2 54.8   3/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)         5  6 1
 4/ 3 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  28  25  1 52.8   4/ 4 BASH BROS CARS (508)      4  2 0
 5/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   612 603 18 50.4   5/ 0 FUNKY FOLK (469)          1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 354): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 711): GREEN WITH ENVY of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 710): LASSO of THE DOG HOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 695): HOLM JOUBERT of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 698): SCENARIO of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 294): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 691): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 692): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 656): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 653): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 644): ANTI-LEAP YEAR of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 302): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 538): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 596): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 354): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 711): CHAOS CARNIVAL (Nurgle, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 710): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 695): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 698): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 694): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 691): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 691): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 656): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 653): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 644): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 302): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 538): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 596): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 711): BENJY MOUSE of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 709): TIGER PRIDE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
                          THE WATCH DOG of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 690): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 691): ARCHBISHOP ARNDT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 652): NYPD of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 643): VIOLENT ORANGE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 537): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Ha ha!  I delayed the delivery truck of the Candyman and he had nothing he could
do.  No candy?  No temptation?  I win!  No idea who I'll face this time.  I can only
hope it isn't a racing team, used to changing tires at light speed!

Flat Tire

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt LYRATILAN will ever be the same.  And let's see, HUBERT KOMBUN fought 
CANDYMAN and gained 24 points and contributed to THE MIDDLE WAY 4's 2-3-0.  CANDYMAN 
has lost to HUBERT KOMBUN, falling 21 points, while helping make SAY MY NAME a 2-3-0 
turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and FLAT TIRE remains 
LYRATILAN's top warrior for another turn.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I 
hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Piper's Rest until 
they win.  Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the ANDROID DUNGEON 010 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on LYRATILAN, what are you afraid 
of?  And guess who avoided ANDROID DUNGEON 010 stable the most?  Believe it or not, 
it was BASH BROS CARS.  Anyone surprised?   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  FUNKY FOLK made what looks to be a tough decision this turn, as they 
sent LORRIE DRIVER, with a record of 12-3-4, to LORRIE DRIVER death.  Farewell, hers. 
FUNKY FOLK has some questions to answer.  Like 'why did you kill your fighter, LORRIE 
DRIVER, who had a record of 12-3-4?' A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he 
has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, LYRATILAN, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in LYRATILAN and 
I've a long road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen 
sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLAT TIRE 5557               14   3  0   123       BASH BROS CARS (508)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COMIC BOOK GUY 5571          11   3  0    89       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 SAURON 5581                   6   0  0    89       SAY MY NAME (510)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             17  14  0    83       SAY MY NAME (510)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             18  19  0    82       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587            9  17  2    81       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586          13  17  1    70       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602           6   2  0    69       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 CANDYMAN 5582                17  14  0    67       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WYANADA ZOAR 5621            11   4  0    66       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-MORT TISHEN 5585              6   4  0    63       FUNKY FOLK (469)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAN SINGH 5578                5   1  0    50       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 DOOR DINGS 5559              13   4  0    48       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-DEAD BATTERY 5558             4   1  1    46       BASH BROS CARS (508)
 DOUG GRAVES 5622              3   3  0    40       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 UP AND ATOM!! 5649            3   1  0    39       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600          5   1  0    35       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610            4  13  0    25       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUGH KANT 5671                1   0  0    13       FUNKY FOLK (469)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LORRIE DRIVER 5566     12  4 4 FUNKY FOLK 469       HALF-ORC GUARDSM      695  NONE
TOM KATZ 5662           0  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 469       KING 5428             691  NONE
BA'ALZAMON 5580        12 12 1 SAY MY NAME 510      NARCISSISTIC 3594     691  NONE
DA1 5669                1  1 1 SAY MY NAME 510      F'LYARR               695  NONE
NO 5672                 0  1 0 SAY MY NAME 510      TOMBSTONE             695  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Beetlejuice -- You didn't have to SPIT the stuff.  Phaugh! -- Josh Little

Door Dings -- You thought... THAT was a door?  I'm embarrassed. -- Gaspar Huelco

And three standbys defeated without significant effort.  Ha! -- the rest of the
Middle Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LORRIE DRIVER was butchered by HALF-ORC GUARDSMAN in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by F'LYARR in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
NO was put to death by TOMBSTONE in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
FLAT TIRE overpowered COMIC BOOK GUY in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
WYANADA ZOAR was bested by BEETLEJUICE in a 2 minute fight.
ELECTRIC SHEEP was luckily beaten by JOSH LITTLE in a 2 minute match.
MELONDIE PRINN was devastated by SAURON in a 2 minute gory uneven brawl.
CANDYMAN was viciously subdued by HUBERT KOMBUN in a 2 minute bloody master's match.
DOUG GRAVES was luckily beaten by DOOR DINGS in a action packed 3 minute melee.
UP AND ATOM!! vanquished GASPAR HUELCO in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
RADIOACTIVE MAN viciously subdued CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute gory fight.
HUGH KANT overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  16 -  6      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        29 -  19 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  14 -  1      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  11 -  1      27  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 695 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FLAT TIRE 5557             14   3  0  123 BASH BROS CARS (508)
LUNGING ATTACK   COMIC BOOK GUY 5571        11   3  0   89 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           17  14  0   83 SAY MY NAME (510)
SLASHING ATTACK  CANDYMAN 5582              17  14  0   67 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYANADA ZOAR 5621          11   4  0   66 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
TOTAL PARRY      DOOR DINGS 5559            13   4  0   48 BASH BROS CARS (508)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEETLEJUICE 5583.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DOUG GRAVES 5622.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEETLEJUICE 
5583, ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602, RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600, NO 5672, SAURON 5581, HUBERT KOMBUN 
5587, DOOR DINGS 5559, FLAT TIRE 5557, WYANADA ZOAR 5621, and JOSH LITTLE 5574.

The least popular fighter this week was GASPAR HUELCO 5610.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DA1 5669, CANDYMAN 5582, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, COMIC BOOK GUY 
5571, LORRIE DRIVER 5566, HUGH KANT 5671, UP AND ATOM!! 5649, JOSH LITTLE 5574, 
WYANADA ZOAR 5621, and FLAT TIRE 5557.