DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/03/2012 Duedate: 12/15/2012
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM-25 TURN-696
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLAT TIRE
BASH BROS CARS (508)
(25-5557) [15-3-0,134]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLAT TIRE POSITION IS EMPTY
BASH BROS CARS (508)
(25-5557) [15-3-0,134]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BEETLEJUICE GASPAR HUELCO
SAY MY NAME (510) THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5583) [17-15-0,80] (25-5610) [4-14-0,32]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 37
2. THE EMPIRE (516) 22 BASH BROS CARS (508)
3. BASH BROS CARS (508) 13 Unchartered Team
4. HAREM (418) 10
5. A UNIT II II (433) 9 WORDS I CAN'T USE (466)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BASH BROS CARS (508) 33 8 1 80.5 1/ 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 8 7 0
2/ 3 SAY MY NAME (510) 68 59 2 53.5 2/ 4 BASH BROS CARS (508) 6 0 0
3- 4 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509) 28 25 1 52.8 3/ 3 SAY MY NAME (510) 4 8 1
4/ 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 615 605 18 50.4 4/ 0 THE EMPIRE (516) 3 2 1
5/ 0 HAREM (418) 35 35 1 50.0 5- 2 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509) 2 2 0
6/ 0 THE EMPIRE (516) 118 131 10 47.4 6/ 0 HAREM (418) 1 0 0
7/ 0 A UNIT II II (433) 9 16 3 36.0 7/ 0 A UNIT II II (433) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 355): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (?, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 712): GREEN WITH ENVY of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 711): REUNITED of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 696): HOLM JOUBERT of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 699): SCENARIO of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 295): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 692): MISS CATTY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 693): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 657): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 654): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 539): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 597): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 355): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 712): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 711): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 696): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 699): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 695): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 692): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 692): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 657): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 654): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 303): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 539): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 597): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 711): BENJY MOUSE of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 696): HOLM JOUBERT of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 693): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
LI KUI of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Apparently, giving flat tires to supply trucks is a good strategy. Last week I
hit the comic supplier. And what happens when the new comics are delayed? The Comic
Book Guy does not have a good day. So I remain Duelmaster to prevent driving another
day.
Flat Tire
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in LYRATILAN this turn, and let's
start with a look at some of the teams. And let's see, HUBERT KOMBUN fought SAURON
and gained 17 points and contributed to THE MIDDLE WAY 4's 3-2-0. SAURON has lost to
HUBERT KOMBUN, falling 14 points, while helping make SAY MY NAME a 0-3-0 turn.
Defending his title for another turn, FLAT TIRE kept THE EMPIRE's warrior, ANTONY,
from claiming the throne. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night,
cramped under the table at The Piper's Rest?
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 has cause to
stand tall, as they were LYRATILAN's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this
is a team to beat. And avoiding ANDROID DUNGEON 010 more than any other team we find
BASH BROS CARS. LYRATILAN, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? Is it really true that LYRATILAN has more dishwashers per capita
that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Always good to rest in LYRATILAN, but never good to wear out my welcome.
Look for me in future turns. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLAT TIRE 5557 15 3 0 134 BASH BROS CARS (508)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUBERT KOMBUN 5587 10 17 2 98 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
ANTONY 5636 17 17 1 92 THE EMPIRE (516)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOSH LITTLE 5574 19 19 0 90 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-COMIC BOOK GUY 5571 11 3 0 89 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
MELONDIE PRINN 5586 14 17 1 81 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
BEETLEJUICE 5583 17 15 0 80 SAY MY NAME (510)
ANTONIAS 5632 15 13 1 80 THE EMPIRE (516)
SAURON 5581 6 1 0 75 SAY MY NAME (510)
-ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602 6 2 0 69 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANDYMAN 5582 17 15 0 66 SAY MY NAME (510)
WYANADA ZOAR 5621 11 5 0 60 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOOR DINGS 5559 14 4 0 50 BASH BROS CARS (508)
SARRIUS 5630 8 7 1 47 THE EMPIRE (516)
-DEAD BATTERY 5558 4 1 1 46 BASH BROS CARS (508)
-STEVEN 4586 5 3 3 43 A UNIT II II (433)
-UP AND ATOM!! 5649 3 1 0 39 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
JULIUS 5653 3 1 3 36 THE EMPIRE (516)
-RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600 5 1 0 35 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GASPAR HUELCO 5610 4 14 0 32 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
HEATHER 4583 2 2 0 31 HAREM (418)
-DEBBIE 4498 6 2 0 30 HAREM (418)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ANNE 4521 4 2 0 18 HAREM (418)
ZARA II 4588 2 2 0 17 A UNIT II II (433)
-ALAMO 4587 1 1 0 17 A UNIT II II (433)
DEMETRIUS 5652 2 2 0 8 THE EMPIRE (516)
-MOSES 4592 1 5 0 8 A UNIT II II (433)
-GOLIAD 4589 0 2 0 2 A UNIT II II (433)
-MONIQUE 4602 0 1 0 1 HAREM (418)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CULT MEMBER 0 0 0 JULIUS 5653 696 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Doug Graves -- It almost hurt to do that, since it appears that your car was without
blemish, but there is always a first for... -- Door Dings
Beetlejuice -- Euwh! Stinky. -- Wyanada Zoar
Electric Sheep -- I had electric shears. -- Josh Little, wondering what he's going to
do with all the charged fleece
Sauron -- What, just because I suggested eyedrops? -- Melondie Prinn
Candyman -- Not for me! Or anyone whose teeth I care about. -- Hubert Kombun
Up and Atom!! -- I'd rather sleep late, since you ask. -- Gaspar Huelco
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FLAT TIRE devastated ANTONY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
JOSH LITTLE luckily beat BEETLEJUICE in a popular 5 minute gruesome veteran's melee.
CANDYMAN was devastated by ANTONIAS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
HUBERT KOMBUN overpowered SAURON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MELONDIE PRINN devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
WYANADA ZOAR was devastated by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DOOR DINGS unbelievably bested GASPAR HUELCO in a action packed 6 minute melee.
JULIUS slaughtered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SARRIUS viciously subdued THE HONEST MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
HEATHER handily defeated DEMETRIUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ZARA II demolished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a unpopular 2 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 16 - 7 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 31 - 19 - 0 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 14 - 1 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 14 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 12 - 1 25 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 696 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 6 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW FLAT TIRE 5557 15 3 0 134 BASH BROS CARS (508)
PARRY-LUNGE BEETLEJUICE 5583 17 15 0 80 SAY MY NAME (510)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK CANDYMAN 5582 17 15 0 66 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WYANADA ZOAR 5621 11 5 0 60 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
TOTAL PARRY DOOR DINGS 5559 14 4 0 50 BASH BROS CARS (508)
LUNGING ATTACK SARRIUS 5630 8 7 1 47 THE EMPIRE (516)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BEETLEJUICE 5583. The most popular warrior this
turn was GASPAR HUELCO 5610. The ten other most popular fighters were BEETLEJUICE
5583, SARRIUS 5630, FLAT TIRE 5557, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, HEATHER 4583, ANTONIAS 5632,
HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, ANTONY 5636, JOSH LITTLE 5574, and JULIUS 5653.
The least popular fighter this week was ZARA II 4588. The other ten least popular
fighters were DEMETRIUS 5652, DOOR DINGS 5559, WYANADA ZOAR 5621, SAURON 5581,
CANDYMAN 5582, JULIUS 5653, JOSH LITTLE 5574, ANTONY 5636, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, and
ANTONIAS 5632.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium