DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/17/2012    Duedate: 12/29/2012

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-697

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLAT TIRE
BASH BROS CARS (508)
(25-5557) [16-3-0,144]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLAT TIRE                      POSITION IS EMPTY
BASH BROS CARS (508)           
(25-5557) [16-3-0,144]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BEETLEJUICE                    GASPAR HUELCO
SAY MY NAME (510)              THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5583) [17-16-0,73]         (25-5610) [5-14-0,37]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HAREM (418)                 53
2. THE EMPIRE (516)            26      BASH BROS CARS (508)
3. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)   13      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS CARS (508)         7
5. SAY MY NAME (510)            5      STORMBREAKERS (406)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BASH BROS CARS (508)      34   9  1 79.1   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    7  8 0
 2/ 3 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  30  26  1 53.6   2/ 4 THE EMPIRE (516)          6  4 1
 3/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)         69  62  2 52.7   3/ 2 BASH BROS CARS (508)      5  1 0
 4/ 5 HAREM (418)               38  37  1 50.7   4/ 6 HAREM (418)               4  2 0
 5/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   617 608 18 50.4   5/ 5 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  4  3 0
 6/ 6 THE EMPIRE (516)         121 133 10 47.6   6/ 3 SAY MY NAME (510)         3  9 0
 7- 7 A UNIT II II (433)         9  16  3 36.0   7- 7 A UNIT II II (433)        1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 355): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 713): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 712): REUNITED of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 697): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 700): SCENARIO of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 697): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 693): AERYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 694): HONORABLE HAFALE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 658): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 655): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 646): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 540): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 257): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 598): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 355): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 713): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 712): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 697): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 700): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 696): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 693): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 694): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 658): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 655): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 646): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 540): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 257): PIZZA TOPPINGS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 597): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 713): RED-EYE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 696): HOLM JOUBERT of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 694): HONORABLE HAFALE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
             (turn 693): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 655): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
                            LI KUI of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Another successful flat tire given and I retain the throne.  At most I'll be
giving two more flats out before departing Lyratilan.  Thanks for all the memories!

-- Flat Tire

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in LYRATILAN since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  What's with HEATHER?  She 
actually beat BASH BROS CARS' DOOR DINGS, and walked away with 20 more points from 
the fight.  Laughs were big at ANDROID DUNGEON 010 while they watched ELECTRIC SHEEP 
clobber MELONDIE PRINN.  She lost 15 points and got bruised from objects thrown from 
the stands.  LYRATILAN has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get lazy.  He 
challenged THE MIDDLE WAY 4's HUBERT KOMBUN (10-18-2), which should prove (ahem!) 
interesting.  Try as he might, HUBERT KOMBUN wasn't good enough at persuading FLAT 
TIRE to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  I suppose you want to hear some 
rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  How well I know the feeling 
of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, ANDROID DUNGEON 010!  
The bums at BASH BROS CARS couldn't face the challenges from ANDROID DUNGEON 010!  No 
excuse for that!  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, 
DOOR DINGS!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  JULIUS of THE 
EMPIRE knows how to pick 'em.  He challenged WYANADA ZOAR of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 who is 
up by 24.  Now was this a wise move?  JULIUS perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as 
he was defeated by WYANADA ZOAR and ended up with 39 recognition points.   
     Warriors of LYRATILAN unite.  You have only your games to lose!  How long have I 
been here?  I got people to see, places to go...   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLAT TIRE 5557               16   3  0   144       BASH BROS CARS (508)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANTONY 5636                  18  17  1   100       THE EMPIRE (516)
 ANTONIAS 5632                16  13  1    96       THE EMPIRE (516)
 COMIC BOOK GUY 5571          12   3  0    94       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587           10  18  2    92       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602           7   2  0    85       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             19  20  0    77       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 SAURON 5581                   6   2  0    76       SAY MY NAME (510)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             17  16  0    73       SAY MY NAME (510)
 CANDYMAN 5582                18  15  0    72       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586          14  18  1    66       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 WYANADA ZOAR 5621            12   5  0    62       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEATHER 4583                  3   2  0    51       HAREM (418)
 DOOR DINGS 5559              14   5  0    47       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-DEAD BATTERY 5558             4   1  1    46       BASH BROS CARS (508)
 SARRIUS 5630                  8   8  1    43       THE EMPIRE (516)
-STEVEN 4586                   5   3  3    43       A UNIT II II (433)
 DEBBIE 4498                   7   2  0    41       HAREM (418)
 JULIUS 5653                   3   2  3    39       THE EMPIRE (516)
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610            5  14  0    37       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600          5   1  0    35       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UP AND ATOM!! 5649            3   2  0    31       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STACI 4712                    1   0  0    20       HAREM (418)
 ANNE 4521                     4   3  0    19       HAREM (418)
-ZARA II 4588                  2   2  0    17       A UNIT II II (433)
-ALAMO 4587                    1   1  0    17       A UNIT II II (433)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMETRIUS 5652                3   2  0    11       THE EMPIRE (516)
-MOSES 4592                    1   5  0     8       A UNIT II II (433)
-GOLIAD 4589                   0   2  0     2       A UNIT II II (433)
 MONIQUE 4602                  0   2  0     2       HAREM (418)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 5674                0  1 0 SAY MY NAME 510      ROWAN ORC             697  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Gaspar -- I think we've been here before... -- Door Dings

Flat Tire -- Preventing driving is a Good Thing!  Think of the benefit to the
environment! -- Gaspar Huelco

Beetlejuice -- It wasn't luck, it was good looks and charm. -- Josh Little

Sauron -- As if! -- Hubert Kombun

Ah, the Kung-Fu Master was a true gentleman, or else not so good as he thinks on the
sands. -- Melondie Primm

I dunno if that Concubine is Virginal, but she has a venomous personality.  Which
might explain the virginity. -- Wyanada Zoar

Door Dings -- Not just my door, you dinged me everywhere! -- Gaspar Huelco

ALL -- MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL IN ALASTARI!!!
May your year end in peace and the new year hold great things for you and your
families. -- Gentleben (Sunset-21, Morya-28, Arvat-32 and Talahya-100)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by ROWAN ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLAT TIRE devastated HUBERT KOMBUN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
ANTONIAS handily defeated JOSH LITTLE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JULIUS lost to WYANADA ZOAR in a 2 minute amateur vs. veteran Challenge brawl.
HEATHER savagely defeated DOOR DINGS in a unpopular 14 minute bloody Challenge match.
ANTONY vanquished BEETLEJUICE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
COMIC BOOK GUY beat SAURON in a 2 minute brawl.
MELONDIE PRINN was handily defeated by ELECTRIC SHEEP in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CANDYMAN vanquished SARRIUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
UP AND ATOM!! lost to DEBBIE in a 3 minute beginner vs. expert fight.
GASPAR HUELCO savagely defeated ANNE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
MONIQUE was beaten by DEMETRIUS in a 2 minute novice's fight.
STACI demolished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  16 -  7      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        31 -  21 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  13 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   3 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   9 -  1      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 697 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         6  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FLAT TIRE 5557             16   3  0  144 BASH BROS CARS (508)
LUNGING ATTACK   COMIC BOOK GUY 5571        12   3  0   94 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           17  16  0   73 SAY MY NAME (510)
SLASHING ATTACK  CANDYMAN 5582              18  15  0   72 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYANADA ZOAR 5621          12   5  0   62 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
STRIKING ATTACK  HEATHER 4583                3   2  0   51 HAREM (418)
TOTAL PARRY      DOOR DINGS 5559            14   5  0   47 BASH BROS CARS (508)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEETLEJUICE 5583.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GASPAR HUELCO 5610.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANTONIAS 5632, 
UP AND ATOM!! 5649, FLAT TIRE 5557, WYANADA ZOAR 5621, COMIC BOOK GUY 5571, JULIUS 
5653, HEATHER 4583, ANTONY 5636, SAURON 5581, and ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602.

The least popular fighter this week was DOOR DINGS 5559.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DEMETRIUS 5652, MONIQUE 4602, SARRIUS 5630, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, 
BEETLEJUICE 5583, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, DA1 5674, CANDYMAN 5582, JOSH LITTLE 5574, and 
STACI 4712.