DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/31/2012    Duedate: 01/12/2013

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-698

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLAT TIRE
BASH BROS CARS (508)
(25-5557) [17-3-0,153]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLAT TIRE                      POSITION IS EMPTY
BASH BROS CARS (508)           
(25-5557) [17-3-0,153]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BEETLEJUICE                    WYANADA ZOAR
SAY MY NAME (510)              THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5583) [18-16-0,78]         (25-5621) [13-5-0,68]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      25
2. HAREM (418)                 16      BASH BROS CARS (508)
3. SAY MY NAME (510)           12      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS CARS (508)        10
5. THE EMPIRE (516)             0      MOON-BEASTS (365)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BASH BROS CARS (508)      35  10  1 77.8   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    8  7 0
 2- 2 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  30  26  1 53.6   2- 2 THE EMPIRE (516)          6  4 1
 3/ 3 SAY MY NAME (510)         71  63  2 53.0   3/ 4 HAREM (418)               5  3 0
 4/ 4 HAREM (418)               39  38  1 50.6   4/ 3 BASH BROS CARS (508)      4  2 0
 5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   620 610 18 50.4   5/ 6 SAY MY NAME (510)         3  7 0
 6- 6 THE EMPIRE (516)         121 133 10 47.6   6- 5 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  2  1 0
 7- 7 A UNIT II II (433)         9  16  3 36.0   7- 7 A UNIT II II (433)        1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 356): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 714): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 713): REUNITED of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 698): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 701): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 697): FLAT TIRE of BASH BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 694): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 695): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 659): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 656): FDNY of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 647): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 304): GLOATING GARDINIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 541): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 257): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 599): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 356): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 714): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 713): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 698): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 701): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 697): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 694): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 695): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 659): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 656): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 647): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 304): BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 541): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 257): PIZZA TOPPINGS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 599): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 714): YELLOW BELLY of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                   (turn 713): RED-EYE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 713): REUNITED of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 695): SENATOR SMITH of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
             (turn 694): HONORABLE HAFALE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 659): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 655): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
                            LI KUI of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 541): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Survive and gain immortality.  Die and be forgotten.  Those are my choices this
turn.  I like the first one much better.

-- Flat Tire

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
LYRATILAN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see GASPAR HUELCO win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
HEATHER beat MELONDIE PRINN and MELONDIE PRINN lost 4 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  FLAT TIRE challenged HUBERT KOMBUN for LYRATILAN's Title this turn, and guess 
what happened?  And if variety is the spice of life, LYRATILAN may be getting bland, 
as FLAT TIRE stays top dog in the city.  The Piper's Rest, humph!  I've tasted better 
ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From LYRATILAN's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  ANDROID 
DUNGEON 010, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. 
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BASH BROS CARS.  Ha ha ha ha!  
Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, MELONDIE PRINN was this turn's most challenged 
warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  I guess I can give a little credit to 
DEBBIE of HAREM for challenging up by 21 to WYANADA ZOAR.  DEBBIE lost to get 42 
points of recognition.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for LYRATILAN's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of LYRATILAN.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds are 
getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLAT TIRE 5557               17   3  0   153       BASH BROS CARS (508)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANTONY 5636                  18  17  1   100       THE EMPIRE (516)
-ANTONIAS 5632                16  13  1    96       THE EMPIRE (516)
-COMIC BOOK GUY 5571          12   3  0    94       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587           10  19  2    88       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 SAURON 5581                   7   2  0    85       SAY MY NAME (510)
-ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602           7   2  0    85       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             20  20  0    83       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             18  16  0    78       SAY MY NAME (510)
 CANDYMAN 5582                18  16  0    70       SAY MY NAME (510)
 WYANADA ZOAR 5621            13   5  0    68       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEATHER 4583                  4   2  0    66       HAREM (418)
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586          14  19  1    62       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610            6  14  0    58       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOOR DINGS 5559              14   6  0    48       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-DEAD BATTERY 5558             4   1  1    46       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-SARRIUS 5630                  8   8  1    43       THE EMPIRE (516)
-STEVEN 4586                   5   3  3    43       A UNIT II II (433)
 DEBBIE 4498                   7   3  0    42       HAREM (418)
-JULIUS 5653                   3   2  3    39       THE EMPIRE (516)
-RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600          5   1  0    35       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UP AND ATOM!! 5649            3   2  0    31       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STACI 4712                    1   0  0    20       HAREM (418)
-ANNE 4521                     4   3  0    19       HAREM (418)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZARA II 4588                  2   2  0    17       A UNIT II II (433)
-ALAMO 4587                    1   1  0    17       A UNIT II II (433)
-DEMETRIUS 5652                3   2  0    11       THE EMPIRE (516)
-MOSES 4592                    1   5  0     8       A UNIT II II (433)
-GOLIAD 4589                   0   2  0     2       A UNIT II II (433)
-MONIQUE 4602                  0   2  0     2       HAREM (418)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Heather -- I thought I had you, but good win for you! -- Door Dings

Flat Tire -- I am honored to receive one of your last two flats!  There were a lot of
errands I didn't want to do, and now I can't!  Well, the fact that snow is falling
rather thickly at the moment is also a deterrent. -- Hubert Kambun

Door Dings -- And before and before and before, and I've got the dings to prove it.
-- Gaspar Huelco

Antonias -- Damn, you imperialists are tough! -- Josh Little

Julius -- But not so tough as all that when seriously mis-matched. -- Wyanada Zoar

Electric Sheep -- That was fairly shocking.  I'd be more creative, but I'm not sure
you're reading this, and creativity isn't EASY, you know. -- Melondie Prinn

Anne -- Oh, surely not SAVAGE!  I may be a bit clumsy, but I'm not SAVAGE, surely? --
Gaspar Huelco

ALL -- MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL IN ALASTARI!!!
May your year end in peace and the new year hold great things for you and your
families. -- Gentleben (Sunset-21, Morya-28, Arvat-32 and Talahya-100)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLAT TIRE devastated HUBERT KOMBUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
DEBBIE was savagely defeated by WYANADA ZOAR in a exciting 6 minute Challenge melee.
HEATHER vanquished MELONDIE PRINN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
JOSH LITTLE defeated CANDYMAN in a 2 minute bloody veteran's fight.
SAURON devastated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEETLEJUICE beat KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DOOR DINGS was overpowered by GASPAR HUELCO in a 2 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  13 -  5      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        30 -  20 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  10 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   8 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   2 -  1      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  15 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 698 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         5  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FLAT TIRE 5557             17   3  0  153 BASH BROS CARS (508)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           18  16  0   78 SAY MY NAME (510)
SLASHING ATTACK  CANDYMAN 5582              18  16  0   70 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYANADA ZOAR 5621          13   5  0   68 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
STRIKING ATTACK  HEATHER 4583                4   2  0   66 HAREM (418)
TOTAL PARRY      DOOR DINGS 5559            14   6  0   48 BASH BROS CARS (508)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEETLEJUICE 5583.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WYANADA ZOAR 5621.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLAT TIRE 5557, 
CANDYMAN 5582, SAURON 5581, BEETLEJUICE 5583, GASPAR HUELCO 5610, HEATHER 4583, JOSH 
LITTLE 5574, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, and DOOR DINGS 5559.

The least popular fighter this week was DEBBIE 4498.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DOOR DINGS 5559, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, JOSH LITTLE 
5574, HEATHER 4583, GASPAR HUELCO 5610, BEETLEJUICE 5583, SAURON 5581, CANDYMAN 5582, 
and FLAT TIRE 5557.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FLAT TIRE (25-5557) BASH BROS CARS (508)