DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/28/2013    Duedate: 02/09/2013

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-700

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COMIC BOOK GUY
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
(25-5571) [14-3-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

COMIC BOOK GUY                 ORC TENDERLOIN
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)      SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
(25-5571) [14-3-0,114]         (25-5617) [3-1-0,45]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BEETLEJUICE                    ELECTRIC SHEEP
SAY MY NAME (510)              ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
(25-5583) [20-16-0,99]         (25-5602) [8-2-0,92]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAY MY NAME (510)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HAREM (418)                 33
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (514)        33ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
3. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)       6      Unchartered Team
4. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)    1
5. DREAM TEAMS (276)            0      SHEWISH BUFFET (514)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 BASH BROS CARS (508)      35  12  1 74.5   1/ 1 SAY MY NAME (510)         8  3 2
 2/ 2 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  34  28  1 54.8   2/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    7  8 0
 3/ 3 SAY MY NAME (510)         77  65  4 54.2   3/ 4 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  4  2 0
 4/ 5 HAREM (418)               42  41  1 50.6   4/ 3 HAREM (418)               4  4 0
 5/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   624 616 18 50.3   5/ 0*SHEWISH BUFFET (514)      2  1 0
 6- 7*DREAM TEAMS (276)          5   7  1 41.7   6- 6 BASH BROS CARS (508)      1  3 0
 7/ 0*SHEWISH BUFFET (514)       4  10  0 28.6   7- 7*DREAM TEAMS (276)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 357): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 716): REPRESENT of ILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 715): ANYA of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 700): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 703): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 699): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 696): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 697): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 661): SHORTY of RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 658): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 649): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 305): GLOATING GARDINIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 543): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 258): HALIFAX of BOMBS AWAY (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 601): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 357): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 716): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 715): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 700): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 703): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 699): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 696): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 697): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 661): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 658): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 649): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 305): BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 543): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 258): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 601): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 715): GREEN WITH ENVY of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 698): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 660): MENDAL KORDIN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
LYRATILAN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see ORC TENDERLOIN win a fight and gain 20 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
STACI beat UP AND ATOM!! and UP AND ATOM!! lost 12 points.  You're breakin' my heart. 
And if variety is the spice of life, LYRATILAN may be getting bland, as COMIC BOOK 
GUY stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else 
do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
LYRATILAN, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  DREAM TEAMS the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like HAREM avoided them 
the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, SAURON was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that 
ego swell, sports fans.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the LYRATILAN arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of LYRATILAN.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the 
back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COMIC BOOK GUY 5571          14   3  0   114       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             20  16  0    99       SAY MY NAME (510)
 CANDYMAN 5582                20  16  0    94       SAY MY NAME (510)
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602           8   2  0    92       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 SAURON 5581                   8   3  1    91       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             20  22  0    82       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586          16  19  1    81       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587           10  21  2    66       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 WYANADA ZOAR 5621            14   6  0    64       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610            7  15  0    60       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600          6   2  0    51       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-DOOR DINGS 5559              14   7  0    49       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-DEAD BATTERY 5558             4   1  1    46       BASH BROS CARS (508)
 ORC TENDERLOIN 5617           3   1  0    45       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
-DEBBIE 4498                   7   4  0    41       HAREM (418)
 STACI 4712                    3   0  0    40       HAREM (418)
-KENNY 2651                    2   3  1    36       DREAM TEAMS (276)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANNE 4521                     4   3  0    19       HAREM (418)
 UP AND ATOM!! 5649            3   3  0    19       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 MONIQUE 4602                  1   2  0    19       HAREM (418)
-DARYLE 4364                   2   0  0    17       DREAM TEAMS (276)
 CREPE SUZETTE 5660            1   0  0    10       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
 DMX 5675                      1   1  1     5       SAY MY NAME (510)
-CLIFF 2649                    0   3  0     3       DREAM TEAMS (276)
 LORI 5677                     0   1  0     1       HAREM (418)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HEATHER 4583            4  3 0 HAREM 418            SAURON 5581           699   
FLAPJACK 5683           0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 514   LIZARD MAN            700  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sauron -- Heather was a sweet thing.  Not much of a warrior, but sweet so I will have
to avenge her.  Now let me see if I have anyone who has a chance against you?? --
Padre, mgr. Harem

Flat Tire and Assur -- I've got a battery charger, if that'll help. -- Jorja

Debbie -- Bad girl!  You... you FLAUNTED yourself!  And you're a little b-- uh, um, a
werewolfess, too.  I don't do miscengation. -- Gaspar Huelco

Comic Book Guy -- That wasn't funny. -- Josh Little

Beetlejuice -- Ugh.  Nasty stuff. -- Wyanada Zoar
P.S.  Probably a STINK beetle.

Candyman -- My dentist hates you. -- Hubert Kombun

Oh, assassins.  Bah. -- Melondie Prinn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLAPJACK was butchered by LIZARD MAN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
COMIC BOOK GUY vanquished SAURON in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
CANDYMAN demolished GASPAR HUELCO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
ELECTRIC SHEEP overpowered HUBERT KOMBUN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEETLEJUICE vanquished JOSH LITTLE in a 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
MELONDIE PRINN devastated RADIOACTIVE MAN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
WYANADA ZOAR overcame RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a action packed 1 minute melee.
ORC TENDERLOIN vanquished THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
UP AND ATOM!! was vanquished by STACI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MONIQUE overpowered DMX in a 1 minute uneven match.
CREPE SUZETTE overpowered LORI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        32 -  20 -  1      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   7 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  14 -  4      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   2 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   2 -  0      33  |

Turn 700 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   COMIC BOOK GUY 5571        14   3  0  114 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           20  16  0   99 SAY MY NAME (510)
SLASHING ATTACK  CANDYMAN 5582              20  16  0   94 SAY MY NAME (510)
AIMED BLOW       SAURON 5581                 8   3  1   91 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYANADA ZOAR 5621          14   6  0   64 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEETLEJUICE 5583.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEETLEJUICE 
5583, CANDYMAN 5582, STACI 4712, COMIC BOOK GUY 5571, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, WYANADA 
ZOAR 5621, ORC TENDERLOIN 5617, MONIQUE 4602, CREPE SUZETTE 5660, and FLAPJACK 5683.

The least popular fighter this week was LORI 5677.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DMX 5675, UP AND ATOM!! 5649, RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, 
SAURON 5581, JOSH LITTLE 5574, GASPAR HUELCO 5610, FLAPJACK 5683, CREPE SUZETTE 5660, 
and MONIQUE 4602.