DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/11/2013    Duedate: 02/23/2013

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-701

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COMIC BOOK GUY
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
(25-5571) [15-3-0,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEEZ                           ORC TENDERLOIN
ERRATA (323)                   SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
(25-5213) [11-1-1,163]         (25-5617) [4-1-0,63]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BEETLEJUICE                    SAURON
SAY MY NAME (510)              SAY MY NAME (510)
(25-5583) [20-17-0,92]         (25-5581) [9-3-1,93]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)   32
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (514)        23ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
3. ERRATA (323)                11      Unchartered Team
4. HAREM (418)                  6
5. BASH BROS CARS (508)         0      SHEWISH BUFFET (514)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 BASH BROS CARS (508)      35  12  1 74.5   1/ 3 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  8  2 0
 2/ 2 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  38  28  1 57.6   2/ 1 SAY MY NAME (510)         8  4 2
 3/ 3 SAY MY NAME (510)         79  67  4 54.1   3/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    6  9 0
 4/ 0 ERRATA (323)             267 227 12 54.0   4/ 5*SHEWISH BUFFET (514)      3  2 0
 5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   626 619 18 50.3   5/ 4 HAREM (418)               3  5 0
 6/ 4 HAREM (418)               42  43  1 49.4   6/ 0 ERRATA (323)              1  0 0
 7- 6*DREAM TEAMS (276)          5   7  1 41.7   7- 6 BASH BROS CARS (508)      0  2 0
 8/ 7*SHEWISH BUFFET (514)       5  11  0 31.3   8- 7*DREAM TEAMS (276)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 357): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 715): REPRESENT of ILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 716): LARGER MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 701): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 704): KHEDRYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 700): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 697): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 698): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 662): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 659): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 650): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 305): GLOATING GARDINIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 544): DELILAH of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 602): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 357): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 717): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 716): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 701): KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 704): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 700): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 696): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 698): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 662): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 659): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 650): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 305): BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 543): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 602): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 717): BLUE BULLDOG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 698): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 650): ANTI-LEAP YEAR of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in LYRATILAN this turn, and let's 
start with a look at some of the teams.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as SAY MY NAME is pushed out of top team by ANDROID DUNGEON 010, who came 
from 3rd with a 4-0-0 this turn.  And let's see, ORC TENDERLOIN fought GASPAR HUELCO 
and gained 18 points and contributed to SHEWISH BUFFET's 1-1-0.  GASPAR HUELCO has 
lost to ORC TENDERLOIN, falling 17 points, while helping make THE MIDDLE WAY 4 a 
2-3-0 turn.  This week's Duelmaster bout was between BEETLEJUICE and our Duelmaster 
COMIC BOOK GUY, making a challenge.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have 
failed, and COMIC BOOK GUY remains LYRATILAN's top warrior for another turn.  By the 
way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The 
Piper's Rest?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  Well, sports fans, take notice that 
SAURON from SAY MY NAME was LYRATILAN's most challenged warrior this turn.  In a 
brave attempt, LORI from HAREM challenged up 18 points to fight UP AND ATOM!! from 
the ANDROID DUNGEON 010 stable.  LORI perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing as she 
was defeated by UP AND ATOM!! and ended up with 2 recognition points.  ELECTRIC SHEEP 
of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 had better have a good reason for challenging down 11 points 
in a challenge which it won.  I thought ELECTRIC SHEEP showed great skill and promise 
when it bested MELONDIE PRINN.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Is it really true that LYRATILAN 
has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in LYRATILAN, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in LYRATILAN again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COMIC BOOK GUY 5571          15   3  0   127       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEEZ 5213                    11   1  1   163       ERRATA (323)
-RAGDOLL 5402                 17   2  0   126       ERRATA (323)
-WILCE 5530                    8   3  0   107       ERRATA (323)
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602           9   2  0    95       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 SAURON 5581                   9   3  1    93       SAY MY NAME (510)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             20  17  0    92       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANDYMAN 5582                20  17  0    89       SAY MY NAME (510)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             21  22  0    87       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-COGSWORTH 5527                8   3  0    83       ERRATA (323)
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586          16  20  1    81       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 WYANADA ZOAR 5621            15   6  0    73       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600          7   2  0    65       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 ORC TENDERLOIN 5617           4   1  0    63       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587           10  22  2    54       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-DOOR DINGS 5559              14   7  0    49       BASH BROS CARS (508)
-DEAD BATTERY 5558             4   1  1    46       BASH BROS CARS (508)
 STACI 4712                    3   1  0    45       HAREM (418)
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610            7  16  0    43       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-DEBBIE 4498                   7   4  0    41       HAREM (418)
-KENNY 2651                    2   3  1    36       DREAM TEAMS (276)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UP AND ATOM!! 5649            4   3  0    21       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-ANNE 4521                     4   3  0    19       HAREM (418)
-MONIQUE 4602                  1   2  0    19       HAREM (418)
-DARYLE 4364                   2   0  0    17       DREAM TEAMS (276)
 DMX 5675                      2   1  1    15       SAY MY NAME (510)
-CREPE SUZETTE 5660            1   0  0    10       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
-CLIFF 2649                    0   3  0     3       DREAM TEAMS (276)
 LORI 5677                     0   2  0     2       HAREM (418)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HEATHER 4583            4  3 0 HAREM 418            SAURON 5581           699   
SNACK 5689              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 514   WASTE MONSTER         701  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Candyman -- My teeth hurt.  Of course, they'd hurt if I'd demolished YOU, too, and
I'd have a stomach ache to go with 'em. -- Gaspar Huelco

Electric Sheep -- I was TRYING to sleep, but there were all these little shocks.
Distracting. -- Hubert Kombun, wide awake

Beetlejuice -- Ick. -- Josh Little

Radioactive Man -- Nothing like sunspots to mess up radio. -- Melondie Prinn

Jaywalkers!  They're bad people. -- Wyanada Zoar

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK was butchered by WASTE MONSTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
STACI was vanquished by SAURON in a 2 minute uneven Bloodfeud battle.
COMIC BOOK GUY demolished BEETLEJUICE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
ELECTRIC SHEEP defeated MELONDIE PRINN in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
RADIOACTIVE MAN bested HUBERT KOMBUN in a 2 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
LORI was defeated by UP AND ATOM!! in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
DEEZ overpowered CANDYMAN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JOSH LITTLE luckily beat VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 5 minute expert's melee.
GASPAR HUELCO was vanquished by ORC TENDERLOIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WYANADA ZOAR viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gory duel.
DMX overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        31 -  22 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  12 -  2      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |

Turn 701 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   COMIC BOOK GUY 5571        15   3  0  127 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
SLASHING ATTACK  DEEZ 5213                  11   1  1  163 ERRATA (323)
AIMED BLOW       SAURON 5581                 9   3  1   93 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           20  17  0   92 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYANADA ZOAR 5621          15   6  0   73 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEETLEJUICE 5583.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SAURON 5581.  The ten other most popular fighters were COMIC BOOK GUY 5571, 
RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600, ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602, UP AND ATOM!! 5649, DEEZ 5213, JOSH LITTLE 
5574, WYANADA ZOAR 5621, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, ORC TENDERLOIN 5617, and DMX 5675.

The least popular fighter this week was GASPAR HUELCO 5610.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CANDYMAN 5582, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, BEETLEJUICE 5583, SNACK 
5689, LORI 5677, STACI 4712, DMX 5675, ORC TENDERLOIN 5617, HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, and 
WYANADA ZOAR 5621.