DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/25/2013    Duedate: 03/09/2013

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-702

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COMIC BOOK GUY
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
(25-5571) [16-3-0,137]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEEZ                           POSITION IS EMPTY
ERRATA (323)                   
(25-5213) [12-1-1,166]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BEETLEJUICE                    DEEZ
SAY MY NAME (510)              ERRATA (323)
(25-5583) [20-18-0,87]         (25-5213) [12-1-1,166]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAY MY NAME (510)           24
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      16ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
3. HAREM (418)                 15      Unchartered Team
4. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)   10
5. ERRATA (323)                 3      JEDI KNIGHTS (357)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  40  30  1 57.1   1/ 1 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  8  4 0
 2/ 3 SAY MY NAME (510)         82  69  5 54.3   2/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)         7  6 1
 3/ 4 ERRATA (323)             268 227 12 54.1   3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    7  8 0
 4/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   629 621 18 50.3   4- 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (514)      3  2 0
 5/ 6 HAREM (418)               42  44  1 48.8   5/ 6 ERRATA (323)              2  0 0
 6- 8*SHEWISH BUFFET (514)       5  11  0 31.3   6/ 5 HAREM (418)               2  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 358): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 718): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 717): LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 702): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): KHEDRYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 701): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 698): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 699): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 663): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 545): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 603): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 358): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 718): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 717): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 702): KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 701): ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 698): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 699): OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 663): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 545): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 603): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 718): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                   (turn 717): BLUE BULLDOG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): KHEDRYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
                 (turn 650): ANTI-LEAP YEAR of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, LYRATILAN?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see GASPAR HUELCO win a fight and gain 14 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, M. 
CHARDINEE beat WYANADA ZOAR and WYANADA ZOAR lost 9 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  Looks like LYRATILAN has some guts at least, COMIC BOOK GUY the Duelmaster 
was this turn's most-challenged warrior.  Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster 
BEETLEJUICE challenged this turn.  And if variety is the spice of life, LYRATILAN may 
be getting bland, as COMIC BOOK GUY stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, 
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  
Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  ERRATA was the most avoided team?  
Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this 
mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was ANDROID DUNGEON 010.  
Ha ha ha ha!   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for LYRATILAN's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the LYRATILAN arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COMIC BOOK GUY 5571          16   3  0   137       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEEZ 5213                    12   1  1   166       ERRATA (323)
-RAGDOLL 5402                 17   2  0   126       ERRATA (323)
-WILCE 5530                    8   3  0   107       ERRATA (323)
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602          10   2  0   101       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 SAURON 5581                  10   3  1    95       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             21  23  0    88       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 CANDYMAN 5582                20  18  0    88       SAY MY NAME (510)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             20  18  0    87       SAY MY NAME (510)
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586          17  20  1    85       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-COGSWORTH 5527                8   3  0    83       ERRATA (323)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WYANADA ZOAR 5621            15   7  0    64       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600          7   3  0    64       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-ORC TENDERLOIN 5617           4   1  0    63       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587           11  22  2    60       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610            8  16  0    57       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STACI 4712                    3   1  0    45       HAREM (418)
-DEBBIE 4498                   7   4  0    41       HAREM (418)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DMX 5675                      3   1  1    29       SAY MY NAME (510)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANNE 4521                     4   3  0    19       HAREM (418)
-MONIQUE 4602                  1   2  0    19       HAREM (418)
 LORI 5677                     0   3  0    17       HAREM (418)
 UP AND ATOM!! 5649            4   4  0    16       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 STILTZ 5673                   1   0  1    14       SAY MY NAME (510)
-CREPE SUZETTE 5660            1   0  0    10       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUN        0  0 0                      STILTZ 5673           702  NONE
HEATHER 4583            4  3 0 HAREM 418            SAURON 5581           699   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

It'd be depressing if it weren't so predictable.  Or maybe it's depressing because it
IS predictable.  We go 2-3, defeating standbys and losing to managed warriors
(nominally managed, anyway, who really knows?), and no one else writes personals. --
those who walk the Middle Way

Orc Tenderloin -- I just wanted to say that there was nothing wrong with you, very
tasty and well-cooked, but you were so BIG.  I couldn't handle that. -- Gaspar Huelco
P.S.  Was it some kind of "all you can eat" deal?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LORI was devastated by SAURON in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
COMIC BOOK GUY vanquished BEETLEJUICE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
ELECTRIC SHEEP savagely defeated CANDYMAN in a 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
RADIOACTIVE MAN was defeated by MELONDIE PRINN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
DEEZ viciously subdued JOSH LITTLE in a popular 1 minute bloody expert's brawl.
WYANADA ZOAR was overpowered by M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HUBERT KOMBUN overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
GASPAR HUELCO vanquished RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
UP AND ATOM!! was overpowered by DMX in a 1 minute uneven duel.
STILTZ assassinated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  12 -  3      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        31 -  21 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  13 -  0      41  |

Turn 702 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   COMIC BOOK GUY 5571        16   3  0  137 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
SLASHING ATTACK  DEEZ 5213                  12   1  1  166 ERRATA (323)
AIMED BLOW       SAURON 5581                10   3  1   95 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           20  18  0   87 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYANADA ZOAR 5621          15   7  0   64 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEETLEJUICE 5583.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DEEZ 5213.  The ten other most popular fighters were ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602, 
HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, SAURON 5581, COMIC BOOK GUY 5571, MELONDIE PRINN 5586, GASPAR 
HUELCO 5610, DMX 5675, CANDYMAN 5582, JOSH LITTLE 5574, and STILTZ 5673.

The least popular fighter this week was UP AND ATOM!! 5649.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WYANADA ZOAR 5621, RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600, BEETLEJUICE 5583, LORI 
5677, STILTZ 5673, JOSH LITTLE 5574, CANDYMAN 5582, DMX 5675, GASPAR HUELCO 5610, and 
MELONDIE PRINN 5586.