DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/20/2013    Duedate: 06/01/2013

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-708

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SAURON
SAY MY NAME (510)
(25-5581) [16-3-2,145]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SAURON                         RATANTOUILLE
SAY MY NAME (510)              SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
(25-5581) [16-3-2,145]         (25-5659) [2-0-0,24]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BEETLEJUICE                    DMX
SAY MY NAME (510)              SAY MY NAME (510)
(25-5583) [23-21-0,90]         (25-5675) [8-2-1,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAY MY NAME (510)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAY MY NAME (510)           71
2. OTHER GAMES (424)           29      SAY MY NAME (510)
3. SHEWISH BUFFET (514)        24      Unchartered Team
4. HAREM (418)                 16
5. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)       5      OTHER GAMES (424)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  43  30  1 58.9   1/ 1 SAY MY NAME (510)        10  5 1
 2/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)        101  79  7 56.1   2/ 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (514)      4  2 0
 3/ 0 HAREM (418)               44  44  2 50.0   3/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    4 11 0
 4/ 0*OTHER GAMES (424)          5   5  0 50.0   4- 3 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  3  0 0
 5/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   639 641 18 49.9   5/ 0 HAREM (418)               1  0 0
 6/ 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (514)       9  13  0 40.9   6/ 0*OTHER GAMES (424)         0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 724): UDDER DELIGHT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 723): NORIX of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 708): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 711): ARE YOU DONE, YET? Of BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 707): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 704): IMAGINATION of VCU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 705): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 669): CASSIE DONNE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 666): RAMBLING ROSE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 657): IRVIN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 551): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 262): KHARAS of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 609): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 724): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 723): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 708): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 711): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 707): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 704): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 705): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 669): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 666): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 657): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 551): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 262): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 609): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 723): LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
              (turn 722): SPIKE of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HARRY MUTT of THE DOG HOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 710): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 706): CANDYMAN of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 704): SPECKLE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 665): FDNY of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  LYRATILAN needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for DMX?  
SAY MY NAME's proud of him after beating MELONDIE PRINN and getting 17 points.  Talk 
about yer major upsets!  MELONDIE PRINN's match with DMX cost her a loss of 12 
points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think SAURON should let 
JOSH LITTLE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  I hear the top 
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters 
for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  DA2 returns from the Dark Arena, maybe 
a "little upset" at his SAY MY NAME teammates...  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAURON 5581                  16   3  2   145       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COMIC BOOK GUY 5571          16   3  0   137       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
-ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602          11   2  0   114       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 WYANADA ZOAR 5621            19   9  0   100       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 DMX 5675                      8   2  1    97       SAY MY NAME (510)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             22  28  0    94       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             23  21  0    90       SAY MY NAME (510)
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586          18  25  1    80       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600          8   3  0    75       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587           12  27  2    65       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610           11  19  0    62       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 STACI 4712                    4   1  0    61       HAREM (418)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ASHERON'S CALL 4501           5   1  0    55       OTHER GAMES (424)
-DEBBIE 4498                   7   4  0    41       HAREM (418)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DA2 5717                      1   0  1    33       SAY MY NAME (510)
-LORI 5677                     1   3  1    30       HAREM (418)
-UP AND ATOM!! 5649            5   4  0    25       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 RATANTOUILLE 5659             2   0  0    24       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANNE 4521                     4   3  0    19       HAREM (418)
-MONIQUE 4602                  1   2  0    19       HAREM (418)
-ORC CHOP 5690                 1   0  0    13       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
 DINNER TROLL 5709             1   0  0    13       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
-CREPE SUZETTE 5660            1   0  0    10       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
F'LYARR                 0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DA2 5717              708  NONE
DA 1 4502               0  1 0 OTHER GAMES 424      ROWAN ORC             708  NONE
DA 3 4504               0  1 0 OTHER GAMES 424      MARTIN SHEW           708  NONE
DA 4 4503               0  1 0 OTHER GAMES 424      F'LYARR               708  NONE
DA2 4505                0  1 0 OTHER GAMES 424      ROWAN ORC             708  NONE
DA1 5716                0  1 0 SAY MY NAME 510      ARENAMASTER JYO       708  NONE
SNACK 5715              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 514   MARTIN SHEW           708  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, we showed those stand-ins a thing or two. -- Shewish Buffet

     How to eat crab salad without getting bitten by the crab....

And it's actually an IMPROVEMENT in our performance to go two-three!  Maybe it was
the lightning; it galvanized some of us, and the rest of us were shocked spitless. --
those who walk the Middle Way

Radioactive Man -- We could've used you at our place last night, the lights went out!
A glowing dude would have been handy. -- Hubert Kombun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA 4 was dealt death by F'LYARR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was murdered by ARENAMASTER JYO in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DA2 narrowly killed F'LYARR in a dull 12 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was butchered by MARTIN SHEW in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
DA 1 was murdered by ROWAN ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DA 3 was dealt death by MARTIN SHEW in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DA2 was butchered by ROWAN ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SAURON devastated JOSH LITTLE in a 1 minute one-sided Title competition.
BEETLEJUICE was overcome by WYANADA ZOAR in a 2 minute expert's melee.
MELONDIE PRINN was vanquished by DMX in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
HUBERT KOMBUN lost to STACI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GASPAR HUELCO handily defeated VISITING ORC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
RATANTOUILLE devastated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DINNER TROLL demolished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  11 -  3      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        22 -  21 -  2      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -  13 -  1      24  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 708 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SAURON 5581                16   3  2  145 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYANADA ZOAR 5621          19   9  0  100 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
LUNGING ATTACK   DMX 5675                    8   2  1   97 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           23  21  0   90 SAY MY NAME (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEETLEJUICE 5583.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DMX 5675.  The ten other most popular fighters were WYANADA ZOAR 5621, STACI 
4712, GASPAR HUELCO 5610, SAURON 5581, BEETLEJUICE 5583, DA 4 4503, HUBERT KOMBUN 
5587, RATANTOUILLE 5659, DINNER TROLL 5709, and DA1 5716.

The least popular fighter this week was DA2 5717.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MELONDIE PRINN 5586, JOSH LITTLE 5574, DA2 4505, DA 3 4504, DA 1 4502, 
SNACK 5715, DA1 5716, DINNER TROLL 5709, RATANTOUILLE 5659, and HUBERT KOMBUN 5587.