DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/03/2013    Duedate: 06/15/2013

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-709

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ELECTRIC SHEEP
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
(25-5602) [12-2-0,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ELECTRIC SHEEP                 RATANTOUILLE
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)      SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
(25-5602) [12-2-0,126]         (25-5659) [3-0-0,36]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BEETLEJUICE                    RADIOACTIVE MAN
SAY MY NAME (510)              ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
(25-5583) [24-21-0,95]         (25-5600) [9-3-0,93]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (514)        25
2. ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)   25ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
3. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (524)     20      Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      12
5. OTHER GAMES (424)            0      GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (524)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (524)    1   0  0  100   1/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    7  8 0
 2/ 1 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  45  31  1 59.2   2/ 2*SHEWISH BUFFET (514)      6  3 0
 3/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)        102  82  7 55.4   3/ 1 SAY MY NAME (510)         6  8 1
 4- 4*OTHER GAMES (424)          5   5  0 50.0   4/ 4 ANDROID DUNGEON 01 (509)  5  1 0
 5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   642 643 18 50.0   5/ 0*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (524)   1  0 0
 6/ 3 HAREM (418)               44  45  2 49.4   6/ 5 HAREM (418)               1  1 0
 7/ 6*SHEWISH BUFFET (514)      11  14  0 44.0   7- 6*OTHER GAMES (424)         0  4 0
 8/ 0 A UNIT II II (433)         9  17  3 34.6   8/ 0 A UNIT II II (433)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 725): KEISHA of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 724): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 709): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): ARE YOU DONE, YET? Of BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 708): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 705): MISS CATTY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 706): BO CARTER of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 670): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 667): DIANA of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 658): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 552): DELILAH of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 610): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 725): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 724): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 709): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 708): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 705): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 706): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 670): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 667): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 658): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 552): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 610): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 723): LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt LYRATILAN will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as SAY MY NAME is pushed out of top team by THE MIDDLE WAY 4, who came 
from 3rd with a 3-2-0 this turn.  And let's see, COLIN 911 fought ZARA II and gained 
20 points and contributed to GARBAGE PAIL KIDS' 1-0-0.  ZARA II has lost to COLIN 
911, falling 8 points, while helping make A UNIT II II a 0-1-0 turn.  Due to his 
absence and inability to defend the throne, SAURON has lost the title of Duelmaster.  
And all eyes were on ELECTRIC SHEEP this turn as it ascended to the throne of 
Duelmaster.  LYRATILAN has a new victor!  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard 
from unimpeachable sources that The Piper's Rest uses trolls in their stew.  Talk 
about gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, LYRATILAN, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet 
again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and 
my pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602          12   2  0   126       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SAURON 5581                  16   3  2   145       SAY MY NAME (510)
-COMIC BOOK GUY 5571          16   3  0   137       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 WYANADA ZOAR 5621            20   9  0   102       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 BEETLEJUICE 5583             24  21  0    95       SAY MY NAME (510)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574             22  29  0    95       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600          9   3  0    93       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 DMX 5675                      8   3  1    91       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MELONDIE PRINN 5586          19  25  1    83       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 GASPAR HUELCO 5610           12  19  0    67       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUBERT KOMBUN 5587           12  28  2    66       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 STACI 4712                    4   2  0    61       HAREM (418)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ASHERON'S CALL 4501           5   1  0    55       OTHER GAMES (424)
-STEVEN 4586                   5   3  3    43       A UNIT II II (433)
-DEBBIE 4498                   7   4  0    41       HAREM (418)
 RATANTOUILLE 5659             3   0  0    36       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LORI 5677                     1   3  1    30       HAREM (418)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DINNER TROLL 5709             2   0  0    22       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
 UP AND ATOM!! 5649            5   5  0    20       ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
 COLIN 911 5721                1   0  0    20       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (524)
-ANNE 4521                     4   3  0    19       HAREM (418)
-MONIQUE 4602                  1   2  0    19       HAREM (418)
-ALAMO 4587                    1   1  0    17       A UNIT II II (433)
-ORC CHOP 5690                 1   0  0    13       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
-CREPE SUZETTE 5660            1   0  0    10       SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
 ZARA II 4588                  2   3  0     9       A UNIT II II (433)
-MOSES 4592                    1   5  0     8       A UNIT II II (433)
-GOLIAD 4589                   0   2  0     2       A UNIT II II (433)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 5734                0  1 0 SAY MY NAME 510      LIZARD MAN            709  NONE
DA2 5717                1  1 1 SAY MY NAME 510      DARK CHAMPION         709  NONE
MEAL 5728               0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 514   MARTIN SHEW           709  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, two-three again.  Not an overwhelming surprise, but... we didn't even get a
little Shewish nibble.  Is this Be Mean to Werewolves Week, or something like that?
-- Josh Little for those who walk the Middle Way

Speak for yourself, Josh!  We aren't all werewolves, you know, some of us are human.
-- Melondie Prinn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA2 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MEAL was slaughtered by MARTIN SHEW in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DA1 was easily killed by LIZARD MAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
WYANADA ZOAR defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute duel.
DMX was devastated by ELECTRIC SHEEP in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
JOSH LITTLE was defeated by RADIOACTIVE MAN in a 3 minute mismatched match.
MELONDIE PRINN defeated STACI in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BEETLEJUICE devastated HUBERT KOMBUN in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
GASPAR HUELCO vanquished VISITING ORC in a 1 minute uneven duel.
UP AND ATOM!! was vanquished by RATANTOUILLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DINNER TROLL won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's fight.
ZARA II was overpowered by COLIN 911 in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  13 -  2      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        22 -  20 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -  13 -  1      24  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 709 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602        12   2  0  126 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYANADA ZOAR 5621          20   9  0  102 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEETLEJUICE 5583           24  21  0   95 SAY MY NAME (510)
AIMED BLOW       RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600        9   3  0   93 ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (509)
SLASHING ATTACK  RATANTOUILLE 5659           3   0  0   36 SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEETLEJUICE 5583.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was RADIOACTIVE MAN 5600.  The ten other most popular fighters were WYANADA ZOAR 
5621, BEETLEJUICE 5583, GASPAR HUELCO 5610, COLIN 911 5721, ELECTRIC SHEEP 5602, 
MELONDIE PRINN 5586, RATANTOUILLE 5659, DINNER TROLL 5709, DA2 5717, and STACI 4712.

The least popular fighter this week was ZARA II 4588.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JOSH LITTLE 5574, DMX 5675, DA1 5734, MEAL 5728, UP AND ATOM!! 5649, 
HUBERT KOMBUN 5587, STACI 4712, DA2 5717, DINNER TROLL 5709, and RATANTOUILLE 5659.