DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/30/2014    Duedate: 07/12/2014

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-737

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THOM MERRILIN
WHEEL OF TIME (236)
(25-2380) [14-10-2,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THOM MERRILIN                  POSITION IS EMPTY
WHEEL OF TIME (236)            
(25-2380) [14-10-2,102]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NELLIE QUARRELS                NELLIE QUARRELS
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)         THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5751) [6-12-0,30]          (25-5751) [6-12-0,30]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WHEEL OF TIME (236)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAY MY NAME (510)           40
2. WHEEL OF TIME (236)         23      ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)
3. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      22      Unchartered Team
4. PRIMATES-R-US (389)         20
5. HAREM (418)                  0      VICIOUS VIXENS (135)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*DENNY'S MENU (527)        10   2  1 83.3   1/ 1 WHEEL OF TIME (236)       8  6 0
 2/ 2 ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)    21  14  0 60.0   2/ 4 SAY MY NAME (510)         6  4 0
 3/ 0 PRIMATES-R-US (389)      136  97  7 58.4   3/ 2 ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)    5  4 0
 4/ 3 SAY MY NAME (510)        154 110  9 58.3   4- 3*DENNY'S MENU (527)        4  1 0
 5/ 4 WHEEL OF TIME (236)      108  87 17 55.4   5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    4 11 0
 6- 5*UNDEAD FROGS (522)         3   3  2 50.0   6/ 0 PRIMATES-R-US (389)       2  1 0
 7/ 7 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   698 726 20 49.0   7- 6 HAREM (418)               2  3 0
 8- 8 HAREM (418)               60  75  4 44.4   8- 7 LATIN SWING (436)         1  0 0
 9- 9 LATIN SWING (436)         18  25  3 41.9   9- 8*UNDEAD FROGS (522)        1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 375): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 753): LEMON LAMB of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 752): GHOSTFACE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 737): FOXY LADY of ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 740): ILL SUBLIMINAL of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 736): THOM MERRILIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 733): SOURDOUGH SAM of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 734): FOUR ARMS of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 698): EBBUTT MARSH of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 695): YELLOW BRICK TOAD of HELPLESS ANIMALS (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 686): JANIS JOBLIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 580): JADARA of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): JOCK-IN-THE-BOX of SCOTCH (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 638): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 375): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 753): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 752): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 737): ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 740): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 736): WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 733): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 734): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 698): MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 695): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 686): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 580): BRAIN BOYZ (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): ZOMBIE SQUADS (Khisanth, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 638): SUPERIOR FATHER (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 374): IWO JIMA of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 752): BROWN WIDOW of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
              (turn 751): ODB of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 737): DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 734): FOUR ARMS of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
             (turn 733): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 695): SERGEANT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 686): TRIA SKATHACH of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  LYRATILAN needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for GRAPE 
APE?  PRIMATES-R-US' proud of him after beating THE STAND and getting 21 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  THE STAND got smashed by GRAPE APE, and lost 17 
points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  THOM MERRILIN stopped MONKEY SUIT 
dead in its tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  
Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  SAY MY NAME was the most avoided team.  Is a 
154-110-9 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are ARCANE 
BOOKSHELF?  SAY MY NAME, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to 
accept an invitation!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  LYRATILAN is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THOM MERRILIN 2380           14  10  2   102       WHEEL OF TIME (236)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUNGLE JIM 4713              18   5  0   104       PRIMATES-R-US (389)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KEOKUK MOON 5745             13  11  0    86       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 RUMPLE 5755                  10   4  0    82       SAY MY NAME (510)
 GRAPE APE 4949               11  10  0    79       PRIMATES-R-US (389)
 MONKEY SUIT 4992              7   4  0    67       PRIMATES-R-US (389)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE STAND 5769                7   3  0    65       ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIMON 5748                   15   8  0    53       SAY MY NAME (510)
-DEBBIE 4498                  10   5  0    52       HAREM (418)
-CHILI 5763                    5   0  1    50       DENNY'S MENU (527)
 BLOODY MARY 5754              7   5  0    46       SAY MY NAME (510)
-THE KILL RIFF 5770            6   2  0    45       ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)
-SUPER BIRD 5762               4   0  0    45       DENNY'S MENU (527)
 ARIZONA BATES 5744            8  16  0    40       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PA' QUE GOZES 4624            5   3  1    32       LATIN SWING (436)
 NELLIE QUARRELS 5751          6  12  0    30       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-MAMI CHULA 4623               5   4  0    28       LATIN SWING (436)
-LIAH 5811                     4   0  0    28       WHEEL OF TIME (236)
 ARAM 5803                     4   2  0    28       WHEEL OF TIME (236)
 PHANTOMS 5802                 3   3  0    28       ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)
-LORI 5677                     3   8  2    25       HAREM (418)
-COUNT FROGULA 5707            2   1  1    24       UNDEAD FROGS (522)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KING KONG 5154                3   2  1    22       PRIMATES-R-US (389)
-FROG GHASTLY 5705             1   0  1    21       UNDEAD FROGS (522)
-MUERTE 4754                   2   1  1    20       LATIN SWING (436)
 INDIANA JAMES 5789            1   7  0    20       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 AAN'ALLEIN 5776               4   6  1    19       WHEEL OF TIME (236)
 ROBERT PAULSON 5788           1   1  0    19       SAY MY NAME (510)
-ZOEE 5750                     4   6  0    18       HAREM (418)
-TRISH 5759                    2   1  0    18       HAREM (418)
 MONKEY AROUND 5576            4   0  0    16       PRIMATES-R-US (389)
-MYTH CONCEPTIONS 5801         2   0  0    16       ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)
-PATTY MELT 5786               1   1  0    16       DENNY'S MENU (527)
-SUCIO 4736                    3   2  0    11       LATIN SWING (436)
-KIM 5787                      1   2  0     9       HAREM (418)
-RELAMPAGO 4848                1   2  0     7       LATIN SWING (436)
 MERTON ORTON 5804             0   5  0     5       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 NALESEAN 5820                 0   1  0     3       WHEEL OF TIME (236)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Arizona Bates -- Your name is much harder to say than mine!  Or is it?? -- Rumple

Stillgard -- Putting in quite a run at the top!  Well done. -- Howlin' Wolf

If you burn the forests, we won't be available to be beaten up in alleys because
we'll be off doing our fire-fighting thing. -- Arizona Bates

One-four AGAIN.  And I drew a standby and LOST to him.  The shame! -- Keokuk Moon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THOM MERRILIN devastated MONKEY SUIT in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
KEOKUK MOON demolished SIMON in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
THE STAND was defeated by GRAPE APE in a 2 minute duel.
RUMPLE devastated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ARIZONA BATES was overpowered by BLOODY MARY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
NELLIE QUARRELS was unbelievably bested by ARAM in a crowd pleasing 12 minute fight.
AAN'ALLEIN was devastated by PHANTOMS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ROBERT PAULSON vanquished MERTON ORTON in a 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
INDIANA JAMES overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven duel.
MONKEY AROUND luckily beat NALESEAN in a action packed 11 minute gory novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -   9 -  1      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  11 -  1      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   7 -  1      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  28 -  2      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  15 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 737 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THOM MERRILIN 2380         14  10  2  102 WHEEL OF TIME (236)
STRIKING ATTACK  KEOKUK MOON 5745           13  11  0   86 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
SLASHING ATTACK  RUMPLE 5755                10   4  0   82 SAY MY NAME (510)
WALL OF STEEL    SIMON 5748                 15   8  0   53 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-STRIKE     BLOODY MARY 5754            7   5  0   46 SAY MY NAME (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NELLIE QUARRELS 5751.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NELLIE QUARRELS 5751.  The ten other most popular fighters were NALESEAN 
5820, BLOODY MARY 5754, PHANTOMS 5802, THOM MERRILIN 2380, GRAPE APE 4949, ROBERT 
PAULSON 5788, INDIANA JAMES 5789, KEOKUK MOON 5745, RUMPLE 5755, and MONKEY SUIT 
4992.

The least popular fighter this week was ARAM 5803.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MONKEY AROUND 5576, MERTON ORTON 5804, THE STAND 5769, SIMON 5748, 
AAN'ALLEIN 5776, ARIZONA BATES 5744, MONKEY SUIT 4992, RUMPLE 5755, KEOKUK MOON 5745, 
and INDIANA JAMES 5789.