DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/14/2014    Duedate: 07/26/2014

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-738

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JUNGLE JIM
PRIMATES-R-US (389)
(25-4713) [19-5-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JUNGLE JIM                     POSITION IS EMPTY
PRIMATES-R-US (389)            
(25-4713) [19-5-0,112]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NELLIE QUARRELS                NELLIE QUARRELS
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)         THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5751) [6-13-0,31]          (25-5751) [6-13-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAY MY NAME (510)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PRIMATES-R-US (389)         19
2. HAREM (418)                 16      PRIMATES-R-US (389)
3. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      16      Unchartered Team
4. WHEEL OF TIME (236)          7
5. ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)       0      STORMBREAKERS (406)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*DENNY'S MENU (527)        10   2  1 83.3   1/ 2 SAY MY NAME (510)         7  4 0
 2- 2 ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)    21  14  0 60.0   2/ 1 WHEEL OF TIME (236)       7  7 0
 3/ 3 PRIMATES-R-US (389)      138  98  7 58.5   3/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    5 10 0
 4/ 4 SAY MY NAME (510)        156 112  9 58.2   4/ 6 PRIMATES-R-US (389)       4  2 0
 5/ 5 WHEEL OF TIME (236)      110  90 17 55.0   5/ 7 HAREM (418)               3  3 0
 6- 6*UNDEAD FROGS (522)         3   3  2 50.0   6- 4*DENNY'S MENU (527)        2  0 0
 7/ 7 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   700 729 20 49.0   7- 3 ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)    2  3 0
 8/ 8 HAREM (418)               62  75  4 45.3   8- 9*UNDEAD FROGS (522)        1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 376): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 754): LEMON LAMB of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 753): GHOSTFACE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 738): FOXY LADY of ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 741): PEARL STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 737): THOM MERRILIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 734): ALBUQUERQUE of FROM HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 735): KOJAK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 699): SOLDIER 1 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 696): DOUBLE TRUE of LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 687): JANIS JOBLIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 324): MALICE of IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 581): TOMAS KATT of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): JOCK-IN-THE-BOX of SCOTCH (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 639): WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE of SUPERIOR FATHER (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 376): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Zee, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 754): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 753): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 738): ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 741): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 737): WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 734): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 735): ECLIPSE (Master Fox, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 699): MEDAL OF HONOR Z1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 696): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 687): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 324): OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 581): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): ZOMBIE SQUADS (Khisanth, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 639): SUPERIOR FATHER (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 754): LEMON LAMB of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                               BLUE BLOOD of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                               EBONY EYE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 752): BROWN WIDOW of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 737): DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 734): ALBUQUERQUE of FROM HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 735): OUTBACK JACK of WRESTLEMANIACS (Crip, mgr.)
             (turn 734): FOUR ARMS of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 695): SERGEANT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 686): TRIA SKATHACH of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to WHEEL OF TIME, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the SAY MY 
NAME stable.  A stormcloud is brewing over the ARCANE BOOKSHELF guildhouse.  Rumor 
says any more weeks like this ones 0-0-0 may send the team to the Dark Arena.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for GRAPE APE, who flew up 15 points in the rankings after 
mashing RUMPLE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher 
in the top ten was RUMPLE, who dropped 11 points after a disappointing (to say the 
least) bout with GRAPE APE.  The most challenged warrior this week was THOM MERRILIN. 
If this keeps up, our Duelmaster's going to need more avoids!  JUNGLE JIM got through 
to the Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt he was more than anxious to kick THOM 
MERRILIN's tail out of the throne!  In front of all the crowds, JUNGLE JIM took the 
Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  An apple a day keeps the 
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad ARCANE BOOKSHELF?  Big bad ARCANE BOOKSHELF.  Big bad ARCANE BOOKSHELF.  
LYRATILAN's afraid of the big bad ARCANE BOOKSHELF.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys 
like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause PRIMATES-R-US beats feet every 
time ARCANE BOOKSHELF smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  In a touching display by a 
'touched' warrior, MONKEY SUIT went after KEOKUK MOON, who was higher by 19 points.  
Well, when the dust settled, MONKEY SUIT was defeated by KEOKUK MOON.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally 
in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud 
choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUNGLE JIM 4713              19   5  0   112       PRIMATES-R-US (389)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THOM MERRILIN 2380           14  11  2   102       WHEEL OF TIME (236)
 GRAPE APE 4949               12  10  0    94       PRIMATES-R-US (389)
 KEOKUK MOON 5745             14  11  0    93       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUMPLE 5755                  10   5  0    71       SAY MY NAME (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE STAND 5769                7   3  0    65       ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)
 MONKEY SUIT 4992              7   5  0    63       PRIMATES-R-US (389)
 SIMON 5748                   16   8  0    60       SAY MY NAME (510)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLOODY MARY 5754              8   5  0    53       SAY MY NAME (510)
-DEBBIE 4498                  10   5  0    52       HAREM (418)
-CHILI 5763                    5   0  1    50       DENNY'S MENU (527)
-THE KILL RIFF 5770            6   2  0    45       ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)
-SUPER BIRD 5762               4   0  0    45       DENNY'S MENU (527)
 ARIZONA BATES 5744            8  17  0    41       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 ARAM 5803                     5   2  0    34       WHEEL OF TIME (236)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NELLIE QUARRELS 5751          6  13  0    31       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 ZOEE 5750                     5   6  0    30       HAREM (418)
-PHANTOMS 5802                 3   3  0    28       ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)
 INDIANA JAMES 5789            2   7  0    26       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 AAN'ALLEIN 5776               5   6  1    25       WHEEL OF TIME (236)
-LORI 5677                     3   8  2    25       HAREM (418)
 LIAH 5811                     4   1  0    24       WHEEL OF TIME (236)
-COUNT FROGULA 5707            2   1  1    24       UNDEAD FROGS (522)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KING KONG 5154                3   2  1    22       PRIMATES-R-US (389)
-FROG GHASTLY 5705             1   0  1    21       UNDEAD FROGS (522)
-TRISH 5759                    2   1  0    18       HAREM (418)
-MONKEY AROUND 5576            4   0  0    16       PRIMATES-R-US (389)
-MYTH CONCEPTIONS 5801         2   0  0    16       ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)
-PATTY MELT 5786               1   1  0    16       DENNY'S MENU (527)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIM 5787                      2   2  0    13       HAREM (418)
 ROBERT PAULSON 5788           1   2  0    13       SAY MY NAME (510)
 MERTON ORTON 5804             0   6  0     6       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 NALESEAN 5820                 0   2  0     2       WHEEL OF TIME (236)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Rumple -- Nope. -- Arizona Bates

Two-three.  If Indy hadn't gotten that Beggar--he hates beggars--we'd've been, well,
it wouldn't have been good.  *I* got a real win:  Simon said, "Freeze," and I got him
with an icepick.  You don't see THOSE around much these days.  It's all CUBES.  Bah.
-- Keokuk Moon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JUNGLE JIM unbelievably bested THOM MERRILIN in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
MONKEY SUIT was handily defeated by KEOKUK MOON in a 1 minute Challenge match.
GRAPE APE vanquished RUMPLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ARIZONA BATES was overpowered by SIMON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLOODY MARY devastated LIAH in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
NELLIE QUARRELS was outlasted by ARAM in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brawl.
ZOEE overpowered ROBERT PAULSON in a 3 minute uneven melee.
INDIANA JAMES unbelievably bested TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a action packed 3 minute duel.
MERTON ORTON was overpowered by AAN'ALLEIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KIM defeated NALESEAN in a 3 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        14 -   5 -  0      74  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   8 -  1      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  12 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  27 -  1      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  14 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 738 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      JUNGLE JIM 4713            19   5  0  112 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
LUNGING ATTACK   THOM MERRILIN 2380         14  11  2  102 WHEEL OF TIME (236)
STRIKING ATTACK  KEOKUK MOON 5745           14  11  0   93 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  RUMPLE 5755                10   5  0   71 SAY MY NAME (510)
WALL OF STEEL    SIMON 5748                 16   8  0   60 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-STRIKE     BLOODY MARY 5754            8   5  0   53 SAY MY NAME (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NELLIE QUARRELS 5751.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NELLIE QUARRELS 5751.  The ten other most popular fighters were THOM 
MERRILIN 2380, INDIANA JAMES 5789, KIM 5787, NALESEAN 5820, JUNGLE JIM 4713, ZOEE 
5750, KEOKUK MOON 5745, GRAPE APE 4949, SIMON 5748, and BLOODY MARY 5754.

The least popular fighter this week was MERTON ORTON 5804.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ROBERT PAULSON 5788, RUMPLE 5755, MONKEY SUIT 4992, ARIZONA 
BATES 5744, AAN'ALLEIN 5776, ARAM 5803, LIAH 5811, BLOODY MARY 5754, SIMON 5748, and 
GRAPE APE 4949.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

THOM MERRILIN (25-2380) WHEEL OF TIME (236)