DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/01/2014 Duedate: 12/13/2014
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM-25 TURN-748
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WILCE
ERRATA (323)
(25-5530) [15-3-0,176]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WILCE PRIVATE 5
ERRATA (323) MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)
(25-5530) [15-3-0,176] (25-5711) [4-0-0,52]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
NELLIE QUARRELS SIMON
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) SAY MY NAME (510)
(25-5751) [8-21-0,45] (25-5748) [20-14-0,82]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523) 40
2. ERRATA (323) 35 SAY MY NAME (510)
3. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 19 Unchartered Team
4. FRIENDS (533) 8
5. SHEWISH BUFFET (514) 5 MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523) 18 2 0 90.0 1/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523) 14 1 0
2/ 0*FRIENDS (533) 4 1 1 80.0 2/ 4 SAY MY NAME (510) 7 7 0
3- 2 ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528) 25 15 0 62.5 3/ 2 ERRATA (323) 6 7 0
4/ 3 SAY MY NAME (510) 184 130 9 58.6 4/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 6 9 0
5/ 4 WHEEL OF TIME (236) 121 95 19 56.0 5/ 3 WHEEL OF TIME (236) 4 3 1
6/ 5 ERRATA (323) 287 235 12 55.0 6- 5 ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528) 2 1 0
7/ 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (514) 23 19 0 54.8 7/ 0*FRIENDS (533) 1 1 0
8/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 715 764 20 48.3 8/ 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (514) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Hey everybody, watch out for KEOKUK MOON, who
flew up 24 points in the rankings after mashing RUMPLE like a melon. Keep your eye
on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. RUMPLE was
beat by KEOKUK MOON and drops 21 points. Going for the gusto and coming up with
aught but bloody knuckles was SAY MY NAME's BLOODY MARY, who was turned away from the
Duelmastership by WILCE. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day
keeps T.P.s at bay.
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid SAY MY NAME, please raise you hand. Wow. Does LYRATILAN really have that many
liars? Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch ERRATA's act in the arena. Those
acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from SAY MY NAME. And who is this
INCREASE TEXAS you ask, with 12 points and a 2-6-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could
tell!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Congrats to COGSWORTH for revenging the death of his
teammate (but more importantly, feeding NALESEAN a bit of dirt). Ask not the elves
for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Hasta la
bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILCE 5530 15 3 0 176 ERRATA (323)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COGSWORTH 5527 15 3 0 140 ERRATA (323)
-THE STAND 5769 9 3 0 97 ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)
KEOKUK MOON 5745 18 17 0 95 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROBERT PAULSON 5788 10 3 0 89 SAY MY NAME (510)
BLOODY MARY 5754 13 10 0 86 SAY MY NAME (510)
SIMON 5748 20 14 0 82 SAY MY NAME (510)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HANAKO-SAN 5800 6 0 0 62 SAY MY NAME (510)
-RATANTOUILLE 5659 7 0 0 58 SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARIZONA BATES 5744 10 25 0 56 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PRIVATE 5 5711 4 0 0 52 MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)
PRIVATE 2 5714 4 0 0 47 MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)
-ORC CHOP 5690 4 0 0 46 SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
NELLIE QUARRELS 5751 8 21 0 45 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-THE KILL RIFF 5770 6 2 0 45 ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)
PRIVATE 1 5710 4 0 0 44 MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)
-DINNER TROLL 5709 5 1 0 43 SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
AAN'ALLEIN 5776 8 7 2 40 WHEEL OF TIME (236)
INDIANA JAMES 5789 7 12 0 36 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-PHANTOMS 5802 4 3 0 34 ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARAM 5803 7 4 0 33 WHEEL OF TIME (236)
-CREPE SUZETTE 5660 2 3 0 33 SHEWISH BUFFET (514)
PHOEBE 5813 2 0 1 27 FRIENDS (533)
-MYTH CONCEPTIONS 5801 3 1 0 24 ARCANE BOOKSHELF (528)
PRIVATE 3 5713 3 1 0 24 MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)
RACHEL 5815 2 1 0 24 FRIENDS (533)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NALESEAN 5820 3 3 1 23 WHEEL OF TIME (236)
PRIVATE 4 5712 3 1 0 15 MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)
INCREASE TEXAS 5832 2 6 0 12 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
DUCT 5702 0 1 0 11 ERRATA (323)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELYAS MACHERA 5831 1 0 0 6 WHEEL OF TIME (236)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
002 5841 0 1 0 ERRATA 323 TOMBSTONE 748 NONE
NOTEAL 5658 0 2 0 ERRATA 323 NALESEAN 5820 746 JUST REVENGED
PULLED 5834 2 3 0 ERRATA 323 F'LYARR 748 NONE
BLUE PLATE SPECI 5735 1 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 514 MARTIN SHEW 748 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Our congratulations to Rumple, despite his untidy appearance. -- Jorja and those who
walk the Middle Way
Two-three, wins over standbys, losses to managed gladiators. Pah. Pfui. -- Indiana
James, winner
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL was butchered by MARTIN SHEW in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PULLED was slaughtered by F'LYARR in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
002 was slain by TOMBSTONE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
COGSWORTH overpowered NALESEAN in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
WILCE devastated BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
RUMPLE was overpowered by KEOKUK MOON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SIMON bested VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute veteran's competition.
ROBERT PAULSON handily defeated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
HANAKO-SAN vanquished INDIANA JAMES in a 1 minute uneven fight.
AAN'ALLEIN lost to ARIZONA BATES in a 3 minute fight.
ARAM was defeated by PRIVATE 2 in a 5 minute match.
NELLIE QUARRELS was handily defeated by PRIVATE 5 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRIVATE 4 was subdued by PHOEBE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
PRIVATE 1 handily defeated RACHEL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
INCREASE TEXAS was subdued by PRIVATE 3 in a popular 1 minute brawl.
ELYAS MACHERA overcame DUCT in a popular 1 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 8 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 1 - 1 88 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 6 - 0 75 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 28 - 12 - 1 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 17 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 22 - 1 41 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 - 0 33 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
Turn 748 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 6 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW WILCE 5530 15 3 0 176 ERRATA (323)
LUNGING ATTACK COGSWORTH 5527 15 3 0 140 ERRATA (323)
STRIKING ATTACK KEOKUK MOON 5745 18 17 0 95 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
WALL OF STEEL ROBERT PAULSON 5788 10 3 0 89 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-STRIKE BLOODY MARY 5754 13 10 0 86 SAY MY NAME (510)
PARRY-LUNGE PRIVATE 1 5710 4 0 0 44 MEDAL OF HONOR IR (523)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NELLIE QUARRELS 5751. The most popular warrior this
turn was 002 5841. The ten other most popular fighters were SIMON 5748, ROBERT
PAULSON 5788, PRIVATE 2 5714, PHOEBE 5813, COGSWORTH 5527, WILCE 5530, KEOKUK MOON
5745, PRIVATE 3 5713, ELYAS MACHERA 5831, and HANAKO-SAN 5800.
The least popular fighter this week was ARAM 5803. The other ten least popular
fighters were RACHEL 5815, NELLIE QUARRELS 5751, BLOODY MARY 5754, NALESEAN 5820,
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 5735, DUCT 5702, INCREASE TEXAS 5832, PRIVATE 4 5712, INDIANA
JAMES 5789, and PULLED 5834.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
WILCE (25-5530) ERRATA (323)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
RUMPLE (25-5755) SAY MY NAME (510)
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JOYCE 4387 (44-24-0) 4 3 0 HAREM
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544 (47-39-1) 4 3 0 PARKING LOT 3
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LIAH 5811 (6-1-0) 5 3 0 DEAD WHEEL OF TIME
HANAKO-SAN 5800 (4-0-0) 0 2 0 SAY MY NAME
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TYRION LANNISTER 5791 (1-0-0) 5 3 0 GAME OF THRONES
RACHEL 5815 (2-0-0) 4 3 0 FRIENDS
JON SNOW 5790 (1-1-0) 3 3 0 GAME OF THRONES
KIM 5787 (2-2-0) 3 3 0 DEAD HAREM
DUCT 5702 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 ERRATA
NOTEAL 5658 (0-1-0) 0 2 0 ERRATA
PHOEBE 5813 (1-0-1) 0 2 0 FRIENDS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE RED WITCH 5835 (0-0-0) 1 3 1 GAME OF THRONES
ELYAS MACHERA 5831 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 WHEEL OF TIME
JAIME LENNISTER 5837 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 GAME OF THRONES
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GORILLA WARFARE 4289 (11-9-2) 0 2 0 PRIMATES-R-US
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ORC TENDERLOIN 5617 (4-1-0) 10 3 1 SHEWISH BUFFET
MISSION 3538 (3-7-1) 5 3 0 ERRATA
SHIVAN 3326 (9-5-0) 5 3 0 ERRATA
S. GENTRY 3553 (1-4-0) 0 2 0 ERRATA
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
COLIN 911 5721 (11-2-0) 1 1 0 DEAD GARBAGE PAIL KIDS
DARK PROFIT 4349 (4-1-0) 2 3 0 LESIONS OF STEELE
SACHE 3571 (1-4-1) 0 2 0 ERRATA
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JAIN FARSTRIDER 5775 (2-3-0) 6 3 0 WHEEL OF TIME
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.