Date   : 10/06/2003    Duedate: 10/18/2003


DM-26    TURN-463

This Weeks Top Honors


(26-4243) [11-6-2,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SAPPER                         WOOLLY LOCO
(26-4243) [11-6-2,107]         (26-3902) [7-0-0,97]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

IRIS                           RED RUFFLES
MENAGERIE (228)                GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4228) [13-6-1,78]          (26-4333) [3-5-0,33]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. IT'S ALL RELATIVE (449)     66
2. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         32      MENAGERIE (228)
3. POISONOUS PUGILISTS (414)   25      Unchartered Team
4. SHERWOOD FOREST (438)       15

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SADISTS-PHOTODERMI (441)   2   0  0  100   1/ 2 WARCKERS (362)            9  6 0
 2/ 0*POISONOUS PUGILIST (414)   7   4  0 63.6   2/ 1 MENAGERIE (228)           8  4 1
 3/ 3 MENAGERIE (228)          134  83  8 61.8   3/ 3 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)     7  5 0
 4- 4 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)     75  53  3 58.6   4/ 4 HEADBANGERS (87)          6  8 0
 5/ 5 WARCKERS (362)           490 353 27 58.1   5/ 6 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       6  9 0
 6/ 6 HEADBANGERS (87)         345 254 18 57.6   6/10 SOULS OF BLACK (303)      3  3 1
 7/ 7 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)    138 104 19 57.0   7/ 8*SADISTS-PHOTODERMI (441)  2  0 0
 8- 9 ERRATUM (440)             23  28  1 45.1   8/ 0*POISONOUS PUGILIST (414)  1  0 0
 9/10 SOULS OF BLACK (303)     177 238 14 42.7   9- 7 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)     1  1 0
10/11 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      339 490 13 40.9  10- 5 ERRATUM (440)             1  2 0
11/ 0*IT'S ALL RELATIVE (449)    1   4  1 20.0  11/ 0*IT'S ALL RELATIVE (449)   1  4 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

        + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Aruaki Clanhold #119 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +


     Karanjal of Zorpunt held the invitation to adventure while Daisy January swung
the hammer with more determination than skill.  He would have felt safer if HE had
been the one with the hammer, but there was no arguing with a determined woman who
didn't want to listen.  But if "safe" had been something that really mattered to him,
he'd never have become a gladiator.
     "You really expect someone to respond to this...invitation to disaster?" he
     "Not anyone with YOUR attitude.  It's an invitation to ADVENTURE.  To explore
the whole issue of why Krael is attacking coastal towns.  And yes," Daisy said
calmly, "I DO expect people to respond."  She glanced over her shoulder at him, then
stepped away from the wall.  "You should know how bored warriors can get on the Isle,
after all.
     Karanjal shrugged, but he could hardly argue with that.  "You'd better have a
definite plan," he warned her.
     "I do.  I'll tell you about it over lunch."  She set off briskly toward a small
cafe the gladiators in Tobir favored.
     "Tell me while we walk," he suggested.  "I can't bear to wait that long."
     "Ha ha.  Like this was some huge city that it would take more than ten minutes
to walk across."  She frowned straight ahead, then shrugged slightly.  "Okay.  This
won't be the first time gladiators have investigated Krael, you know.  There was a
group from Point and Iaye that set out to do that several years ago--"
     "I don't think I ever heard of that," Karanjal admitted.  "What happened?"
     "It was hard to find out."  She ducked under the awning that protected the front
of the cafe and made for a booth against the far wall.  When Karanjal slid in across
from her, she said, "I had a hard time finding any information about it--"  To the
waiter she said, "Pizza with everything, I don't want to piss off the pizza guys."
     Her companion frowned.  "Is this a joke?"
     "Hey, the Pizza Guys here in Tobir carry swords!  I don't want them mad at me!"
     "If you say so.  What about Krael?"
     "I did manage to find one of the gladiators that went on that expedition, and he
said--well, he said a lot of stuff, but the important thing was that some kind of
time shift occurred, and when they came back to OUR time from the last days of Krael,
someone from then came too."
     "Oh...shoot," Karanjal said softly.  "I don't like where I think this is going.
There were a lot of wizards in Krael, especially in the 'last days'.  If one of THEM
came to our time...."
     "Exactly.  Quite a possible adventure, don't you think?"

           + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Andorians Abroad #16 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Possibly Zuwayza:

     It seemed to take Tankesh forever to fall out of the Gate, his motion slowed to
the point where he wasn't even sure he was moving at all.  And then there was a sort
of soundless click, and the floor came up fast and hard, knocking the breath out of
him as he hit and rolled.
     Voices speaking akkhadic, upper-class accents.  Shouting.  No time to sort
things out.  Gasping for breath but too well-trained to pause, he rolled to his feet
with his sword out, ending crouched and ready for anything.  By the grace of all the
gods, he was face to face with the Karnhorn vizier, Khannarth.  The man who had
betrayed his city and his ruler, plotted with the Satrap's First Wife to turn over
the Zuwayza to the minions of Inzolas, tried to have the Satrap's Second Wife and
Tankesh killed.....  Ah, it was GOOD to be here, now, and ready.
     The Vizier was looking past him and commanding someone to "get him!"
     Right, voices, plural.  Other people in the room.  Probably guards.  Tankesh
took a quick slash at the retreating Vizier; not a killing blow, but he felt the
resistance of clothing and flesh.  Continued the motion into a turn.  Right, guards.
Two...three.  Startled by his arrival out of nowhere, not expecting him to come
around so fast.  The first man would never have a chance to adjust his thinking; the
slash aimed at HIM gutted him and nearly cut him in two.  The second was a little
farther back.  He might recover, if he got the bleeding stopped in time.  But with
only one hand left to use, that wasn't likely.  Shocked by the unexpected and extreme
violence, he was out of the fight.  Khannarth was screaming orders behind him, and
the third man was leveling his spear for a charge.  Stupid weapon to carry indoors,
maybe it was tradition, maybe it was just ornamental, didn't matter.
     Tankesh edged to the right, drawing the spearman's attention with him.  When the
man was fully committed, all his momentum focused into the charge, Tankesh ducked to
the left.  Tripped over his first victim but rolled and came up again, whacked the
spear in two in passing, kicked the man in the belly as his charge brought him within 
range, and turned to face Khannarth again.
     The Vizier was holding his robes against a bleeding chest wound with one hand
and tugging on a bell-pull with the other.  Tankesh lunged closer and cut through
bell rope.
     And then froze as a man with a cocked and ready crossbow appeared in the doorway
behind the Vizier.  More than one man, and several with crossbows.  Karnhorns, of
course.  Damn.  They were all dressed alike, no doubt a uniform, but not the same as
worn by the three guards he'd just dealt with.  Khannarth began babbling out
accusations and orders.
     The first of the newcomers silenced him with a curt word.  "You will BOTH
explain yourself to the Exalted Satrap, may His justice be swift and sure," the man
said.  He gestured them out into the hallway with his crossbow.  "Now."

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Say good-bye to MENAGERIE, as they are pushed 
from the coveted top team spot by the WARCKERS stable.  A stormcloud is brewing over 
the ERRATUM guildhouse.  Rumor says any more weeks like this ones 0-0-0 may send the 
team to the Dark Arena.  Coming up with a solid 2-1-0 outing, SOULS OF BLACK has 
advanced 4 places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, watch out for WOOLLY LOCO, who 
flew up 25 points in the rankings after mashing ALEGRIA like a melon.  Keep your eye 
on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  ALEGRIA 
was overcame by WOOLLY LOCO and drops 17 points.  Well, everybody's pal SAPPER moved 
its record to 11-6-2 by defeating DRALION in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 
12 recognition points.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this 
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that SHERWOOD FOREST was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of SHERWOOD FOREST's warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like 
to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause HEADBANGERS beats feet every time 
SHERWOOD FOREST smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  And who is this ZODIAC FREAK you 
ask, with 2 points and a 0-2-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  MR. GRINCH of 
HEADBANGERS had better have a good reason for challenging down 12 points in a 
challenge which he lost.  I thought MR. GRINCH showed great skill and promise when he 
was subdued by SAILOR VENUS.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  STEPCHILD I defied all odds and 
slew SHEWISH GIANT in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as 
SHEWISH GIANT's meat is notoriously tough.  Remember:  alliances are great, but try 
and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've 
got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAPPER 4243                  11   6  2   107       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TAOS 4042                    12   7  1   122       HERE TO PHOENIX (415)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOOLLY LOCO 3902              7   0  0    97       POISONOUS PUGILISTS (414)
-GALILEO 4196                 10   3  0    91       MENAGERIE (228)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALBUQUERQUE 4082             14  10  0    83       HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
 DRALION 4303                 10   3  0    80       MENAGERIE (228)
 IRIS 4228                    13   6  1    78       MENAGERIE (228)
 DIO 4302                     10   3  0    75       HEADBANGERS (87)
 ALEGRIA 4291                 11   3  1    72       MENAGERIE (228)
 BORDERLINE 4195               9  10  2    71       MENAGERIE (228)
-BALTIMORE 4043               11  10  0    70       HERE TO PHOENIX (415)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NICKEL 4240                  11  14  0    66       ERRATUM (440)
 SAILOR MOON 4275             10   7  1    64       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
 SAILOR VENUS 4326             9   1  0    62       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
 SARINA 4220                  14  16  1    59       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 DEATH 4347                    4   1  0    57       WARCKERS (362)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AMEE 4301                     9   4  1    54       HEADBANGERS (87)
 MR. GRINCH 2124              11   8  0    52       HEADBANGERS (87)
 TROUBLE 4290                  7   7  1    46       WARCKERS (362)
 DIESEL 4277                   8   9  0    45       WARCKERS (362)
-COLORADO SPRINGS 4265         3   2  1    42       HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
 KORIBUS 4227                  6  23  0    41       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 LITTLE NUGGET 4269            4  15  0    36       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-ASHE 4241                     4   4  1    34       ERRATUM (440)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED RUFFLES 4333              3   5  0    33       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 STEPCHILD I 4355              1   0  1    33       IT'S ALL RELATIVE (449)
-ORLANDO 4131                  2   5  0    24       HERE TO PHOENIX (415)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-R TO L 4268                   3   1  0    22       ERRATUM (440)
-WICK 4267                     3   1  0    22       ERRATUM (440)
 RAZOR BACK 4317               5   6  0    21       WARCKERS (362)
-GRAVEL 4266                   2   2  0    20       ERRATUM (440)
 ABSORB ALL 4334               5   2  0    18       WARCKERS (362)
 MISS PRISS 4371               2   0  0    15       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 CHARDON 4364                  2   0  1    14       SOULS OF BLACK (303)
 PAUL BOOTH 4250               2   0  0    13       SADISTS-PHOTODERMIC (441)
 PEIDAO 4365                   1   1  0     6       SOULS OF BLACK (303)
 TUK ADOW 4359                 1   1  0     5       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
 ZODIAC FREAK 4353             0   2  0     2       HEADBANGERS (87)
 AIKSU 4361                    0   2  0     2       SOULS OF BLACK (303)
 DEVIL'S DAUGHTER 4357         0   1  0     1       IT'S ALL RELATIVE (449)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SHEWISH GIANT 417      0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          STEPCHILD I 4355      463 NONE    
BOB FROM BODIE 4141   12 36 0 GOLDEN CANYON 290     ALEGRIA 4291          461         
POWERMAN 4332          3  4 0 HEADBANGERS 87        MOUNTAIN TROLL 414    463 NONE    
POINDEXTER 2133        6  9 0 HEADBANGERS 87        SAPPER 4243           460         
STEPCHILD IV 4358      0  1 0 IT'S ALL RELATIVE 449 MOUNTAIN TROLL 414    463 NONE    
STEPCHILD III 4356     0  1 0 IT'S ALL RELATIVE 449 SHEWISH GIANT 417     463 NONE    
DE DE MAO 4360         0  1 0 SHERWOOD FOREST 438   CHARDON 4364          462         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tuk Adow -- Wow!  You must have some good mojo working for you.  We'll see how things
settle in 10-15 turns or so. -- Zodiac Freak

Red Ruffles -- Well, you didn't know it, but you just got your first kill. --

Diesel -- That'll teach ya!

Trouble -- See, there's the trouble with trouble again.... -- El Grincho (Bob would
be proud.  I wonder if I can get RSI to change my name in his honor....c'mon guys,
just once in this week's newsletter...you know, just delete a few letters, add a few,
in Bob's honor and all.)

Sailor Venus -- Looks like El Grincho needs to knock you down a peg or two again. --

Sapper -- Congrats on the throne!  Looks like we won't be getting to do that
bloodfeud after all.  Nice avoid by the way last turn. -- Headbangers

Crip!  Good to see you back, even if it just for tourney prep. -- Sablon O Vlad

Sherwood Forest -- I am sorry for the death of your warrior De De Mao.  I wouldn't
have thought my hands would be deadly weapons.  Hope the RUGs send a worthy
replacement. -- Chardon

All -- Well, after a long few years away I have decided to reopen my stables here in
Caleam.  This is a "fresh" start since all my past warriors have either moved on or
are occupying dirt.  I am sure I will keep a strong hold on that coveted 45% and
below winning percentage.  *grin*  This should be a full stable after the mail-in and
I hope to stay for a while. -- Bremen, mngr. Souls of Black

Sablon-O-Vlad -- Here is my contribution.  I don't think I am the last that will be
returning this month.  :)  Here's to a lively Caleam. -- Bremen

Borderline -- I hate borderlines.  They're so confining.  I hate being confined, you
know?  Fenced in and all.  Can't handle it. -- Koribus

Absorb All -- That's all except skills, right? -- Little Nugget

Powerman -- I don't know why the crowd was laughing at you, unless it was at seeing
you defeated by a dancer in a red-ruffled dress.  And there's no shame in that. --
Red Ruffles
P.S.  I guess they're just insensitive.

Razorback -- Barbeque tonight at our place.  (wink) -- Sarina

Aiksu -- If your soul is black, I strongly suggest that you wash it, young man. --
Miss Priss

El Grincho -- (wistful sigh) -- Ghost of Bob from Bodie

Dio -- That's your favorite?  I didn't like it at all. -- Sarina

Amee -- How about if I kiss you somewhere lower down, where I can reach? -- Koribus,
looking hopeful but prepared to dodge

9 September 2003
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS!  If you think you have what it takes to match
wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU!  The
Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall
Mail-In.  It's not too late for you to sign up.  I realize that many of you may be
hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to
take it easy on you guys a little bit.  For more information on T#%S IV, please
contact me at ganolus@aol.com.  We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the
proud, the TOGS!

-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish

15 September 2003
An Announcement Concerning the Brotherhood of the Blade Alliance:
     I have chosen to withdraw my membership from the Brotherhood of the Blade
alliance.  The years I have spent in the alliance have been the best of my DM career.
I leave the alliance with many great friends and will always remain close to my
former brethren.
     The Brotherhood of the Blade will not skip a beat without my membership.  It
remains in very capable hands and its roster is among the strongest in the game.
With the return on some of its founding members to DM, I know the BOB will continue
to grow in strength and prestige in the years to come. -- The Sandman

29 September 2003
All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks.  The Firm is:
SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

POWERMAN was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STEPCHILD II was butchered by ARENAMASTER TOHREHN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
STEPCHILD I savagely slew SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
STEPCHILD IV was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
STEPCHILD III was luckily killed by  SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
TUK ADOW was unbelievably bested by CHARDON in a 2 minute amateur's Bloodfeud fight.
MR. GRINCH was outlasted by SAILOR VENUS in a unpopular 23 minute Challenge brawl.
DIO handily defeated SARINA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
TROUBLE was vanquished by BORDERLINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PEIDAO won victory over ZODIAC FREAK in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
SAPPER overpowered DRALION in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
ALEGRIA was overpowered by WOOLLY LOCO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
IRIS viciously subdued SAILOR MOON in a 2 minute brutal contest.
KORIBUS was demolished by AMEE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DEATH handily defeated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LITTLE NUGGET vanquished RAZOR BACK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DIESEL vanquished HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ABSORB ALL was viciously subdued by RED RUFFLES in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brawl.
PAUL BOOTH narrowly defeated DEVIL'S DAUGHTER in a 2 minute novice's match.
AIKSU was overpowered by MISS PRISS in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  17 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   40 -  27 -  4      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  35 -  3      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  17 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  11 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  28 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  18 -  1      25  |

Turn 463 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  5         3  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SAPPER 4243                11   6  2  107 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
SLASHING ATTACK  WOOLLY LOCO 3902            7   0  0   97 POISONOUS PUGILISTS (414)
LUNGING ATTACK   IRIS 4228                  13   6  1   78 MENAGERIE (228)
TOTAL PARRY      SAILOR MOON 4275           10   7  1   64 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is IRIS 4228.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
RED RUFFLES 4333.  The ten other most popular fighters were STEPCHILD I 4355, 
LOCO 3902, AMEE 4301, LITTLE NUGGET 4269, and PAUL BOOTH 4250.

The least popular fighter this week was SAILOR VENUS 4326.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MR. GRINCH 2124, ABSORB ALL 4334, AIKSU 4361, RAZOR BACK 4317, 


     For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:

                          CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED 
                        CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS 
                          MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS 
                         SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE 
                              LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA 
                         NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD 
                             LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A. 
                       RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM 
                         ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS 
                        VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA 
                         LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE 
                      KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II 
                      THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES 
                              SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK 
                            DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS 
                           FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS 
                     GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING 
                         UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION 

                                          -- Green Eyes