DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/06/2003 Duedate: 10/18/2003
CALEAM ARENA
DM-26 TURN-463
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SAPPER
SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
(26-4243) [11-6-2,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SAPPER WOOLLY LOCO
SHERWOOD FOREST (438) POISONOUS PUGILISTS (414)
(26-4243) [11-6-2,107] (26-3902) [7-0-0,97]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
IRIS RED RUFFLES
MENAGERIE (228) GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4228) [13-6-1,78] (26-4333) [3-5-0,33]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WARCKERS (362)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. IT'S ALL RELATIVE (449) 66
2. GOLDEN CANYON (290) 32 MENAGERIE (228)
3. POISONOUS PUGILISTS (414) 25 Unchartered Team
4. SHERWOOD FOREST (438) 15
5. SOULS OF BLACK (303) 14SADISTS-PHOTODERMIC (441)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*SADISTS-PHOTODERMI (441) 2 0 0 100 1/ 2 WARCKERS (362) 9 6 0
2/ 0*POISONOUS PUGILIST (414) 7 4 0 63.6 2/ 1 MENAGERIE (228) 8 4 1
3/ 3 MENAGERIE (228) 134 83 8 61.8 3/ 3 SHERWOOD FOREST (438) 7 5 0
4- 4 HERE TO PHOENIX (415) 75 53 3 58.6 4/ 4 HEADBANGERS (87) 6 8 0
5/ 5 WARCKERS (362) 490 353 27 58.1 5/ 6 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 6 9 0
6/ 6 HEADBANGERS (87) 345 254 18 57.6 6/10 SOULS OF BLACK (303) 3 3 1
7/ 7 SHERWOOD FOREST (438) 138 104 19 57.0 7/ 8*SADISTS-PHOTODERMI (441) 2 0 0
8- 9 ERRATUM (440) 23 28 1 45.1 8/ 0*POISONOUS PUGILIST (414) 1 0 0
9/10 SOULS OF BLACK (303) 177 238 14 42.7 9- 7 HERE TO PHOENIX (415) 1 1 0
10/11 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 339 490 13 40.9 10- 5 ERRATUM (440) 1 2 0
11/ 0*IT'S ALL RELATIVE (449) 1 4 1 20.0 11/ 0*IT'S ALL RELATIVE (449) 1 4 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Aruaki Clanhold #119 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Tobir:
Karanjal of Zorpunt held the invitation to adventure while Daisy January swung
the hammer with more determination than skill. He would have felt safer if HE had
been the one with the hammer, but there was no arguing with a determined woman who
didn't want to listen. But if "safe" had been something that really mattered to him,
he'd never have become a gladiator.
"You really expect someone to respond to this...invitation to disaster?" he
asked.
"Not anyone with YOUR attitude. It's an invitation to ADVENTURE. To explore
the whole issue of why Krael is attacking coastal towns. And yes," Daisy said
calmly, "I DO expect people to respond." She glanced over her shoulder at him, then
stepped away from the wall. "You should know how bored warriors can get on the Isle,
after all.
Karanjal shrugged, but he could hardly argue with that. "You'd better have a
definite plan," he warned her.
"I do. I'll tell you about it over lunch." She set off briskly toward a small
cafe the gladiators in Tobir favored.
"Tell me while we walk," he suggested. "I can't bear to wait that long."
"Ha ha. Like this was some huge city that it would take more than ten minutes
to walk across." She frowned straight ahead, then shrugged slightly. "Okay. This
won't be the first time gladiators have investigated Krael, you know. There was a
group from Point and Iaye that set out to do that several years ago--"
"I don't think I ever heard of that," Karanjal admitted. "What happened?"
"It was hard to find out." She ducked under the awning that protected the front
of the cafe and made for a booth against the far wall. When Karanjal slid in across
from her, she said, "I had a hard time finding any information about it--" To the
waiter she said, "Pizza with everything, I don't want to piss off the pizza guys."
Her companion frowned. "Is this a joke?"
"Hey, the Pizza Guys here in Tobir carry swords! I don't want them mad at me!"
"If you say so. What about Krael?"
"I did manage to find one of the gladiators that went on that expedition, and he
said--well, he said a lot of stuff, but the important thing was that some kind of
time shift occurred, and when they came back to OUR time from the last days of Krael,
someone from then came too."
"Oh...shoot," Karanjal said softly. "I don't like where I think this is going.
There were a lot of wizards in Krael, especially in the 'last days'. If one of THEM
came to our time...."
"Exactly. Quite a possible adventure, don't you think?"
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Andorians Abroad #16 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Possibly Zuwayza:
It seemed to take Tankesh forever to fall out of the Gate, his motion slowed to
the point where he wasn't even sure he was moving at all. And then there was a sort
of soundless click, and the floor came up fast and hard, knocking the breath out of
him as he hit and rolled.
Voices speaking akkhadic, upper-class accents. Shouting. No time to sort
things out. Gasping for breath but too well-trained to pause, he rolled to his feet
with his sword out, ending crouched and ready for anything. By the grace of all the
gods, he was face to face with the Karnhorn vizier, Khannarth. The man who had
betrayed his city and his ruler, plotted with the Satrap's First Wife to turn over
the Zuwayza to the minions of Inzolas, tried to have the Satrap's Second Wife and
Tankesh killed..... Ah, it was GOOD to be here, now, and ready.
The Vizier was looking past him and commanding someone to "get him!"
Right, voices, plural. Other people in the room. Probably guards. Tankesh
took a quick slash at the retreating Vizier; not a killing blow, but he felt the
resistance of clothing and flesh. Continued the motion into a turn. Right, guards.
Two...three. Startled by his arrival out of nowhere, not expecting him to come
around so fast. The first man would never have a chance to adjust his thinking; the
slash aimed at HIM gutted him and nearly cut him in two. The second was a little
farther back. He might recover, if he got the bleeding stopped in time. But with
only one hand left to use, that wasn't likely. Shocked by the unexpected and extreme
violence, he was out of the fight. Khannarth was screaming orders behind him, and
the third man was leveling his spear for a charge. Stupid weapon to carry indoors,
maybe it was tradition, maybe it was just ornamental, didn't matter.
Tankesh edged to the right, drawing the spearman's attention with him. When the
man was fully committed, all his momentum focused into the charge, Tankesh ducked to
the left. Tripped over his first victim but rolled and came up again, whacked the
spear in two in passing, kicked the man in the belly as his charge brought him within
range, and turned to face Khannarth again.
The Vizier was holding his robes against a bleeding chest wound with one hand
and tugging on a bell-pull with the other. Tankesh lunged closer and cut through
bell rope.
And then froze as a man with a cocked and ready crossbow appeared in the doorway
behind the Vizier. More than one man, and several with crossbows. Karnhorns, of
course. Damn. They were all dressed alike, no doubt a uniform, but not the same as
worn by the three guards he'd just dealt with. Khannarth began babbling out
accusations and orders.
The first of the newcomers silenced him with a curt word. "You will BOTH
explain yourself to the Exalted Satrap, may His justice be swift and sure," the man
said. He gestured them out into the hallway with his crossbow. "Now."
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Say good-bye to MENAGERIE, as they are pushed
from the coveted top team spot by the WARCKERS stable. A stormcloud is brewing over
the ERRATUM guildhouse. Rumor says any more weeks like this ones 0-0-0 may send the
team to the Dark Arena. Coming up with a solid 2-1-0 outing, SOULS OF BLACK has
advanced 4 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for WOOLLY LOCO, who
flew up 25 points in the rankings after mashing ALEGRIA like a melon. Keep your eye
on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. ALEGRIA
was overcame by WOOLLY LOCO and drops 17 points. Well, everybody's pal SAPPER moved
its record to 11-6-2 by defeating DRALION in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining
12 recognition points. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this
stuff?
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Did you hear that SHERWOOD FOREST was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of SHERWOOD FOREST's warriors, I'm not surprised! And you guys like
to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause HEADBANGERS beats feet every time
SHERWOOD FOREST smiles at them. Try farming, eh? And who is this ZODIAC FREAK you
ask, with 2 points and a 0-2-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! MR. GRINCH of
HEADBANGERS had better have a good reason for challenging down 12 points in a
challenge which he lost. I thought MR. GRINCH showed great skill and promise when he
was subdued by SAILOR VENUS. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! STEPCHILD I defied all odds and
slew SHEWISH GIANT in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as
SHEWISH GIANT's meat is notoriously tough. Remember: alliances are great, but try
and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've
got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAPPER 4243 11 6 2 107 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TAOS 4042 12 7 1 122 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOOLLY LOCO 3902 7 0 0 97 POISONOUS PUGILISTS (414)
-GALILEO 4196 10 3 0 91 MENAGERIE (228)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ALBUQUERQUE 4082 14 10 0 83 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
DRALION 4303 10 3 0 80 MENAGERIE (228)
IRIS 4228 13 6 1 78 MENAGERIE (228)
DIO 4302 10 3 0 75 HEADBANGERS (87)
ALEGRIA 4291 11 3 1 72 MENAGERIE (228)
BORDERLINE 4195 9 10 2 71 MENAGERIE (228)
-BALTIMORE 4043 11 10 0 70 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NICKEL 4240 11 14 0 66 ERRATUM (440)
SAILOR MOON 4275 10 7 1 64 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
SAILOR VENUS 4326 9 1 0 62 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
SARINA 4220 14 16 1 59 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
DEATH 4347 4 1 0 57 WARCKERS (362)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AMEE 4301 9 4 1 54 HEADBANGERS (87)
MR. GRINCH 2124 11 8 0 52 HEADBANGERS (87)
TROUBLE 4290 7 7 1 46 WARCKERS (362)
DIESEL 4277 8 9 0 45 WARCKERS (362)
-COLORADO SPRINGS 4265 3 2 1 42 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
KORIBUS 4227 6 23 0 41 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LITTLE NUGGET 4269 4 15 0 36 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-ASHE 4241 4 4 1 34 ERRATUM (440)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RED RUFFLES 4333 3 5 0 33 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
STEPCHILD I 4355 1 0 1 33 IT'S ALL RELATIVE (449)
-ORLANDO 4131 2 5 0 24 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-R TO L 4268 3 1 0 22 ERRATUM (440)
-WICK 4267 3 1 0 22 ERRATUM (440)
RAZOR BACK 4317 5 6 0 21 WARCKERS (362)
-GRAVEL 4266 2 2 0 20 ERRATUM (440)
ABSORB ALL 4334 5 2 0 18 WARCKERS (362)
MISS PRISS 4371 2 0 0 15 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHARDON 4364 2 0 1 14 SOULS OF BLACK (303)
PAUL BOOTH 4250 2 0 0 13 SADISTS-PHOTODERMIC (441)
PEIDAO 4365 1 1 0 6 SOULS OF BLACK (303)
TUK ADOW 4359 1 1 0 5 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
ZODIAC FREAK 4353 0 2 0 2 HEADBANGERS (87)
AIKSU 4361 0 2 0 2 SOULS OF BLACK (303)
DEVIL'S DAUGHTER 4357 0 1 0 1 IT'S ALL RELATIVE (449)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SHEWISH GIANT 417 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 STEPCHILD I 4355 463 NONE
BOB FROM BODIE 4141 12 36 0 GOLDEN CANYON 290 ALEGRIA 4291 461
POWERMAN 4332 3 4 0 HEADBANGERS 87 MOUNTAIN TROLL 414 463 NONE
POINDEXTER 2133 6 9 0 HEADBANGERS 87 SAPPER 4243 460
STEPCHILD II 4354 0 1 0 IT'S ALL RELATIVE 449 ARENAMASTER TOHRE 419 463 NONE
STEPCHILD IV 4358 0 1 0 IT'S ALL RELATIVE 449 MOUNTAIN TROLL 414 463 NONE
STEPCHILD III 4356 0 1 0 IT'S ALL RELATIVE 449 SHEWISH GIANT 417 463 NONE
DE DE MAO 4360 0 1 0 SHERWOOD FOREST 438 CHARDON 4364 462
PERSONAL ADS
Tuk Adow -- Wow! You must have some good mojo working for you. We'll see how things
settle in 10-15 turns or so. -- Zodiac Freak
Red Ruffles -- Well, you didn't know it, but you just got your first kill. --
Powerman
Diesel -- That'll teach ya!
Trouble -- See, there's the trouble with trouble again.... -- El Grincho (Bob would
be proud. I wonder if I can get RSI to change my name in his honor....c'mon guys,
just once in this week's newsletter...you know, just delete a few letters, add a few,
in Bob's honor and all.)
Sailor Venus -- Looks like El Grincho needs to knock you down a peg or two again. --
SOV
Sapper -- Congrats on the throne! Looks like we won't be getting to do that
bloodfeud after all. Nice avoid by the way last turn. -- Headbangers
Crip! Good to see you back, even if it just for tourney prep. -- Sablon O Vlad
Sherwood Forest -- I am sorry for the death of your warrior De De Mao. I wouldn't
have thought my hands would be deadly weapons. Hope the RUGs send a worthy
replacement. -- Chardon
All -- Well, after a long few years away I have decided to reopen my stables here in
Caleam. This is a "fresh" start since all my past warriors have either moved on or
are occupying dirt. I am sure I will keep a strong hold on that coveted 45% and
below winning percentage. *grin* This should be a full stable after the mail-in and
I hope to stay for a while. -- Bremen, mngr. Souls of Black
Sablon-O-Vlad -- Here is my contribution. I don't think I am the last that will be
returning this month. :) Here's to a lively Caleam. -- Bremen
Borderline -- I hate borderlines. They're so confining. I hate being confined, you
know? Fenced in and all. Can't handle it. -- Koribus
Absorb All -- That's all except skills, right? -- Little Nugget
Powerman -- I don't know why the crowd was laughing at you, unless it was at seeing
you defeated by a dancer in a red-ruffled dress. And there's no shame in that. --
Red Ruffles
P.S. I guess they're just insensitive.
Razorback -- Barbeque tonight at our place. (wink) -- Sarina
Aiksu -- If your soul is black, I strongly suggest that you wash it, young man. --
Miss Priss
El Grincho -- (wistful sigh) -- Ghost of Bob from Bodie
Dio -- That's your favorite? I didn't like it at all. -- Sarina
Amee -- How about if I kiss you somewhere lower down, where I can reach? -- Koribus,
looking hopeful but prepared to dodge
9 September 2003
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS! If you think you have what it takes to match
wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU! The
Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall
Mail-In. It's not too late for you to sign up. I realize that many of you may be
hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to
take it easy on you guys a little bit. For more information on T#%S IV, please
contact me at ganolus@aol.com. We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the
proud, the TOGS!
-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish
15 September 2003
An Announcement Concerning the Brotherhood of the Blade Alliance:
I have chosen to withdraw my membership from the Brotherhood of the Blade
alliance. The years I have spent in the alliance have been the best of my DM career.
I leave the alliance with many great friends and will always remain close to my
former brethren.
The Brotherhood of the Blade will not skip a beat without my membership. It
remains in very capable hands and its roster is among the strongest in the game.
With the return on some of its founding members to DM, I know the BOB will continue
to grow in strength and prestige in the years to come. -- The Sandman
29 September 2003
All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks. The Firm is:
SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
POWERMAN was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STEPCHILD II was butchered by ARENAMASTER TOHREHN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
STEPCHILD I savagely slew SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
STEPCHILD IV was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
STEPCHILD III was luckily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
TUK ADOW was unbelievably bested by CHARDON in a 2 minute amateur's Bloodfeud fight.
MR. GRINCH was outlasted by SAILOR VENUS in a unpopular 23 minute Challenge brawl.
DIO handily defeated SARINA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
TROUBLE was vanquished by BORDERLINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PEIDAO won victory over ZODIAC FREAK in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
SAPPER overpowered DRALION in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
ALEGRIA was overpowered by WOOLLY LOCO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
IRIS viciously subdued SAILOR MOON in a 2 minute brutal contest.
KORIBUS was demolished by AMEE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DEATH handily defeated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LITTLE NUGGET vanquished RAZOR BACK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DIESEL vanquished HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ABSORB ALL was viciously subdued by RED RUFFLES in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brawl.
PAUL BOOTH narrowly defeated DEVIL'S DAUGHTER in a 2 minute novice's match.
AIKSU was overpowered by MISS PRISS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 17 - 0 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 9 - 0 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 STRIKING ATTACK 40 - 27 - 4 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 41 - 35 - 3 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 17 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 11 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 28 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 18 - 1 25 |
Turn 463 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 5 3 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SAPPER 4243 11 6 2 107 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
SLASHING ATTACK WOOLLY LOCO 3902 7 0 0 97 POISONOUS PUGILISTS (414)
LUNGING ATTACK IRIS 4228 13 6 1 78 MENAGERIE (228)
TOTAL PARRY SAILOR MOON 4275 10 7 1 64 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is IRIS 4228. The most popular warrior this turn was
RED RUFFLES 4333. The ten other most popular fighters were STEPCHILD I 4355,
STEPCHILD III 4356, TUK ADOW 4359, DIO 4302, IRIS 4228, ZODIAC FREAK 4353, WOOLLY
LOCO 3902, AMEE 4301, LITTLE NUGGET 4269, and PAUL BOOTH 4250.
The least popular fighter this week was SAILOR VENUS 4326. The other ten least
popular fighters were MR. GRINCH 2124, ABSORB ALL 4334, AIKSU 4361, RAZOR BACK 4317,
KORIBUS 4227, SAILOR MOON 4275, SARINA 4220, STEPCHILD II 4354, POWERMAN 4332, and
MISS PRISS 4371.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:
CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED
CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS
MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS
SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE
LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA
NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD
LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A.
RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM
ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS
VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA
LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE
KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II
THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES
SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK
DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS
FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS
GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING
UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION
-- Green Eyes