DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/02/2005    Duedate: 05/14/2005

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-504

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MISS PRISS
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4371) [19-24-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MISS PRISS                     POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            
(26-4371) [19-24-0,111]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MISS PRISS                     MISS PRISS
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4371) [19-24-0,111]        (26-4371) [19-24-0,111]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOME LIFE (453)             33
2. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         22      WARCKERS (362)
3. WARCKERS (362)              21      Unchartered Team
4. SHERWOOD FOREST (438)       11
5. VENOM (176)                  0      RAPTORS (327)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SEEING RED (437)          54  16  1 77.1   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       9  6 0
 2/ 0 WARCKERS (362)           566 419 29 57.5   2/ 5 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)     3  4 1
 3/ 2 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)    192 148 23 56.5   3/ 0 HOME LIFE (453)           2  1 0
 4/ 0 HOME LIFE (453)          159 137 11 53.7   4- 4 IT'S ALL RELATIVE (449)   2  1 0
 5- 3 VENOM (176)              543 476 28 53.3   5- 2 VENOM (176)               2  3 0
 6- 4 IT'S ALL RELATIVE (449)   26  27  2 49.1   6- 3 SEEING RED (437)          1  0 1
 7/ 6 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      412 622 16 39.8   7/ 0 WARCKERS (362)            1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 256): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 513): ALBINO RAINBOW of WAR-C-KERS (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 513): JUNO of THE DOGHOUSE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 506): NAME DROPPER of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 502): WARTORTLE of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 502): WE LIKE THE MOON of SPONGMONKEYS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 503): TWISTED SISTER of IT'S ALL RELATIVE (Alfredo
                           Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 495): SENATOR SEDALIA of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 464): DARK LENORA of BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 457): THE VEAL DEAL of GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 446): KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN of RUBY DRAGONS (Talon Warsmith)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 203): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 362): BRUSHFIRE of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 351): SHADY LADY of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 158): SOLAR SISTER of THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo Puerco)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 398): PEPSI of OVERWORLD from FIREHOLD (Papaiz, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 256): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 513): LORDS OF CHAOS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 513): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 506): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 502): AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 502): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 503): GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 495): GAMEHENDGE (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 464): BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 457): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 446): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 203): SITTEES (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 362): CHEER-O-KEE'S (Shaman, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 351): EMPIRE OF THE SUN (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 158): THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 398): THE POISON CLAN (Master Tazo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 513): ALBINO RAINBOW of WAR-C-KERS (Papaiz, mgr.)
                               TEDDY RUXPIN of LORDS OF CHAOS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
                   (turn 512): K. K. DOWNING of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
                               BLUE BLAZES of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                               LOWELL DARNO of IMMORTALS (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 513): ANGRY SHEW of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 505): MAYBE LATER of JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 502): WE LIKE THE MOON of SPONGMONKEYS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 464): DARK LENORA of BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 446): KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN of RUBY DRAGONS (Talon Warsmith)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 361): THE-SHOCKER of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
                          WILDFIRE of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
                          NEWCASTLE of BEERBARIANS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 351): SHADY LADY of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in CALEAM since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Up 'n down.  Up 'n down.  
Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  Well, SHERWOOD 
FOREST's 2nd moved them up to 2-2-1 place.  What's with MISS PRISS?  She actually 
beat SHERWOOD FOREST's SAILOR VENUS, and walked away with 18 more points from the 
fight.  Laughs were big at GOLDEN CANYON while they watched POPPA LODE clobber YUCKY 
TUCKY.  He lost 10 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Har 
har har!  Did TWISTED SISTER wimp out, or just get lazy?  Anyway, she's not 
Duelmaster anymore.  I'm sure CALEAM is excited about MISS PRISS, the new Duelmaster 
from GOLDEN CANYON.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  Wouldn't 
it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into 
the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  CALEAM thinks VENOM and 
their 543-476-28 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  The bums at 
HOME LIFE couldn't face the challenges from VENOM!  No excuse for that!  What do 
people see in POPPA LODE?  His 11-27-0?  GOLDEN CANYON ain't talkin', but he's got 72 
points.   
     Warriors of CALEAM unite.  You have only your games to lose!  How long have I 
been here?  I got people to see, places to go...   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
The end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Remember--a 
good fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS PRISS 4371              19  24  0   111       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TWISTED SISTER 4390          10   3  0   123       IT'S ALL RELATIVE (449)
 JAW BREAKER 4454             14   4  2   104       HOME LIFE (453)
 DE DE MAO 4397               14   5  2   103       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
-SON OF A GUN 4382             9   2  1   100       IT'S ALL RELATIVE (449)
 SAILOR VENUS 4326            23   8  0    91       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLACKADDER 4168              24  12  1    87       VENOM (176)
 GO-FER 4444                  12  20  2    84       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 POPPA LODE 4392              11  27  0    72       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-LIONFISH 4509                 9   5  0    72       VENOM (176)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOUNCER 4445                 15  17  1    64       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-MASSASAUGUS 4517              7   4  0    58       VENOM (176)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TELSIN 4560                   3   1  0    53       VENOM (176)
 YUCKY TUCKY 4460              7   4  0    50       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
 BIRTHDAY GIRL 4480            6   6  0    41       HOME LIFE (453)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLOOD MOON 4507               3   3  0    28       WARCKERS (362)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUPER FREAK 4532              1   0  0    17       WARCKERS (362)
-GANGRENE 4562                 2   1  0    16       VENOM (176)
 CREAPER 4559                  1   0  1    16       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
 KORBEL 4565                   2   2  0    14       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-DUSTY BLADE 4537              0   1  0     7       WARCKERS (362)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
POLITE BEGGAR 400      0  1 0   1                   CREAPER 4559          504 NONE    
1 4549                 0  1 0 HOME LIFE 453         ARENAMASTER TOHRE 419 504 NONE    
1 4550                 0  1 0 WARCKERS 362          ARENAMASTER TOHRE 419 504 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

De De Mao -- I figured with a name like yours, you should bounce well.  Guess not. --
Bouncer
P.S.  You might try rubber shoes?

M. Chardinee, great!  Nobody minds if I whack up the standbys. -- Go-Fer

Yucky Tucky -- Of course you wouldn't understand about the dangers of a bathtub,
because you never go near one.  Really, sir, you are...ripe. -- Miss Priss

I hate it when people grin at me for no reason. -- Poppa Lode

Better to call him the Polite Idiot. -- Korbel

20 April 2005
I have returned after a five-year absence.  I expect all tithes, gifts and bequeaths
to resume as normal. -- Magic Man

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

1 was butchered by ARENAMASTER TOHREHN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
1 was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER TOHREHN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
JAW BREAKER overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gory match.
GO-FER was vanquished by DE DE MAO in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MISS PRISS savagely defeated SAILOR VENUS in a 3 minute veteran's Title fight.
YUCKY TUCKY was vanquished by POPPA LODE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BOUNCER overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BIRTHDAY GIRL overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BLOOD MOON won victory over KORBEL in a 3 minute duel.
CREAPER slaughtered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   1 -  1      89  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   2 -  0      85  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   3 -  1      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -   8 -  2      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  13 -  1      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  17 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW         5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  16 -  0      30  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 504 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      JAW BREAKER 4454           14   4  2  104 HOME LIFE (453)
LUNGING ATTACK   DE DE MAO 4397             14   5  2  103 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MISS PRISS 4371.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MISS PRISS 4371.  The ten other most popular fighters were KORBEL 4565, SAILOR 
VENUS 4326, BLOOD MOON 4507, DE DE MAO 4397, POPPA LODE 4392, BOUNCER 4445, CREAPER 
4559, JAW BREAKER 4454, BIRTHDAY GIRL 4480, and 1 4550.

The least popular fighter this week was YUCKY TUCKY 4460.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GO-FER 4444, 1 4549, 1 4550, BIRTHDAY GIRL 4480, JAW BREAKER 
4454, CREAPER 4559, BOUNCER 4445, POPPA LODE 4392, DE DE MAO 4397, and BLOOD MOON 
4507.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MISS PRISS (26-4371) GOLDEN CANYON (290)