DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/11/2005    Duedate: 07/23/2005

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-507

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MEAD
CRACKED TANKARD (426)
(26-4103) [10-4-1,91]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MEAD                           POSITION IS EMPTY
CRACKED TANKARD (426)          
(26-4103) [10-4-1,91]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BOUNCER                        GO-FER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4445) [17-18-1,81]         (26-4444) [14-21-2,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CRACKED TANKARD (426)       27
2. GOLDEN CANYON (290)          4      CRACKED TANKARD (426)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       RAPTORS (327)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CRACKED TANKARD (426)     19  11  1 63.3   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       8  5 0
 2/ 5 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      420 627 16 40.1   2/ 2 CRACKED TANKARD (426)     5  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Veteran Mercenary?  Veteran of what, a spelling bee?  He's a joke.

                                        Go-Fer

P.S.  And since when has he been left-handed?  That's sinister.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, CALEAM?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see STEW win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, STEW beat POPPA LODE 
and POPPA LODE lost 5 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, 
in with the new, as MEAD takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you 
this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, CALEAM?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the CALEAM arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEAD 4103                    10   4  1    91       CRACKED TANKARD (426)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GO-FER 4444                  14  21  2    84       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 BOUNCER 4445                 17  18  1    81       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 STEW 4104                     6   3  0    77       CRACKED TANKARD (426)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POPPA LODE 4392              12  29  0    65       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KORBEL 4565                   5   2  0    26       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MUG 4101                      1   0  0     9       CRACKED TANKARD (426)
-FIRE WATER 4331               0   1  0     7       CRACKED TANKARD (426)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Oh, gods.  The Khalhums Dwarf isn't even a dwarf.  I knew things were bad in
Khalhums, but I didn't realize they were this bad.  No DWARFS? -- Bouncer

Mead -- Even a horizontal slash with deadly timed power didn't take you out?  Darn.
-- Poppa Lode

No wonder the Fratsfan Noble has to fight in the arena.  He's actually Aruaki, and 
you know what sticklers those Fratsfans are.  They probably refuse to speak to him in 
the streets, or to sell him drinks in the bars, and all kinds of cruel stuff. -- 
Korbel

27 June 2005
ATTENTION ALL YOU ALLIANCE-TYPE PEOPLE:
For the purposes of tourney newsletter alliance listings (when I am able to do them),
you may only be listed in ONE alliance.  In other words, you have to choose!  If you
are a part of Englebert's Alliance and Englebert's Alliance is "part" of Ruthrauf's
Alliance, I will list you EITHER as part of Englebert's Alliance OR as part of
Ruthrauf's Alliance, NOT both.  The default would be the top-level alliance,

Ruthrauf's, in this example.  If you'd rather be listed separately, let me know and I
will do so, but that will be the only listing you get. -- The Saint, keeper of ever-
more-complicated lists

29 Jun 2005
The Company of Brothers (TCB) welcomes two new members to our alliance...Liam the
Goth and Buddy Lee.  We have no doubt that they will prove to be assets to our
alliance and the general dueling community. -- Baphomet, co-founder, T.C.B.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STEW devastated POPPA LODE in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
GO-FER was subdued by MEAD in a 3 minute veteran's Title melee.
BOUNCER narrowly defeated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's duel.
KORBEL devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   1 -  0      90  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   1 -  1      88  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   2 -  1      71  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  14 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW         4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  11 -  0      35  |

Turn 507 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      MEAD 4103                  10   4  1   91 CRACKED TANKARD (426)
LUNGING ATTACK   STEW 4104                   6   3  0   77 CRACKED TANKARD (426)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BOUNCER 4445.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GO-FER 4444.  The ten other most popular fighters were BOUNCER 4445, STEW 4104, 
MEAD 4103, KORBEL 4565, POPPA LODE 4392,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was POPPA LODE 4392.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KORBEL 4565, MEAD 4103, STEW 4104, BOUNCER 4445, GO-FER 4444,  0,  0,  
0,  0, and  0.