DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 07/11/2005 Duedate: 07/23/2005 CALEAM ARENA DM-26 TURN-507 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS MEAD CRACKED TANKARD (426) (26-4103) [10-4-1,91] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader MEAD POSITION IS EMPTY CRACKED TANKARD (426) (26-4103) [10-4-1,91] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite BOUNCER GO-FER GOLDEN CANYON (290) GOLDEN CANYON (290) (26-4445) [17-18-1,81] (26-4444) [14-21-2,84] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM GOLDEN CANYON (290) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. CRACKED TANKARD (426) 27 2. GOLDEN CANYON (290) 4 CRACKED TANKARD (426) Unchartered Team RAPTORS (327) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 CRACKED TANKARD (426) 19 11 1 63.3 1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 8 5 0 2/ 5 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 420 627 16 40.1 2/ 2 CRACKED TANKARD (426) 5 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Veteran Mercenary? Veteran of what, a spelling bee? He's a joke. Go-Fer P.S. And since when has he been left-handed? That's sinister. SPY REPORT Well, what are you looking at, CALEAM? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see STEW win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, STEW beat POPPA LODE and POPPA LODE lost 5 points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as MEAD takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, CALEAM? Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's see if anyone's dead or dying. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one. What does the CALEAM arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MEAD 4103 10 4 1 91 CRACKED TANKARD (426) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GO-FER 4444 14 21 2 84 GOLDEN CANYON (290) BOUNCER 4445 17 18 1 81 GOLDEN CANYON (290) STEW 4104 6 3 0 77 CRACKED TANKARD (426) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME POPPA LODE 4392 12 29 0 65 GOLDEN CANYON (290) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KORBEL 4565 5 2 0 26 GOLDEN CANYON (290) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MUG 4101 1 0 0 9 CRACKED TANKARD (426) -FIRE WATER 4331 0 1 0 7 CRACKED TANKARD (426) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS Oh, gods. The Khalhums Dwarf isn't even a dwarf. I knew things were bad in Khalhums, but I didn't realize they were this bad. No DWARFS? -- Bouncer Mead -- Even a horizontal slash with deadly timed power didn't take you out? Darn. -- Poppa Lode No wonder the Fratsfan Noble has to fight in the arena. He's actually Aruaki, and you know what sticklers those Fratsfans are. They probably refuse to speak to him in the streets, or to sell him drinks in the bars, and all kinds of cruel stuff. -- Korbel 27 June 2005 ATTENTION ALL YOU ALLIANCE-TYPE PEOPLE: For the purposes of tourney newsletter alliance listings (when I am able to do them), you may only be listed in ONE alliance. In other words, you have to choose! If you are a part of Englebert's Alliance and Englebert's Alliance is "part" of Ruthrauf's Alliance, I will list you EITHER as part of Englebert's Alliance OR as part of Ruthrauf's Alliance, NOT both. The default would be the top-level alliance, Ruthrauf's, in this example. If you'd rather be listed separately, let me know and I will do so, but that will be the only listing you get. -- The Saint, keeper of ever- more-complicated lists 29 Jun 2005 The Company of Brothers (TCB) welcomes two new members to our alliance...Liam the Goth and Buddy Lee. We have no doubt that they will prove to be assets to our alliance and the general dueling community. -- Baphomet, co-founder, T.C.B. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS STEW devastated POPPA LODE in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight. GO-FER was subdued by MEAD in a 3 minute veteran's Title melee. BOUNCER narrowly defeated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's duel. KORBEL devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 1 - 0 90 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 1 - 1 88 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 2 - 1 71 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 14 - 1 56 | |AIMED BLOW 0 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 1 55 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 6 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 4 - 4 - 0 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 1 50 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |BASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 11 - 0 35 | Turn 507 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY MEAD 4103 10 4 1 91 CRACKED TANKARD (426) LUNGING ATTACK STEW 4104 6 3 0 77 CRACKED TANKARD (426) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is BOUNCER 4445. The most popular warrior this turn was GO-FER 4444. The ten other most popular fighters were BOUNCER 4445, STEW 4104, MEAD 4103, KORBEL 4565, POPPA LODE 4392, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was POPPA LODE 4392. The other ten least popular fighters were KORBEL 4565, MEAD 4103, STEW 4104, BOUNCER 4445, GO-FER 4444, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0.