DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/05/2005    Duedate: 09/17/2005

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-510

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BOUNCER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4445) [19-19-1,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BOUNCER                        DELICIOUS
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            INQUISITION SL4 (463)
(26-4445) [19-19-1,100]        (26-4582) [2-0-0,16]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BOUNCER                        POPPA LODE
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4445) [19-19-1,100]        (26-4392) [15-29-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         19
2. INQUISITION SL4 (463)        3      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. CRACKED TANKARD (426)        0      Unchartered Team

                                       INQUISITION SL4 (463)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*INQUISITION SL4 (463)      2   0  0  100   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       9  4 0
 2- 2 CRACKED TANKARD (426)     22  11  1 66.7   2- 2 CRACKED TANKARD (426)     3  0 0
 3/ 3 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      429 631 16 40.5   3/ 3*INQUISITION SL4 (463)     2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Noble Assassin?  It is to laugh!  I am much more dangerous than that fool could
ever be, and incredibly cool and charismatic, to boot.  And, though SOME people won't
believe it, rather more trustworthy than the average gladiator.  So there!

                                        Go-Fer

P.S.  14-9-15-13-11-11-11 MS, vhigh/low.  Ha!

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, CALEAM?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see POPPA LODE win a fight and gain 10 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, VISITING ORC 
beat KORBEL and KORBEL lost 9 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is 
the spice of life, CALEAM may be getting bland, as GO-FER stays top dog in the city.  
I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know 
what's new, don't you, CALEAM?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the CALEAM arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I 
must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOUNCER 4445                 19  19  1   100       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POPPA LODE 4392              15  29  0    95       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-MEAD 4103                    11   4  1    95       CRACKED TANKARD (426)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STEW 4104                     6   3  0    77       CRACKED TANKARD (426)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KORBEL 4565                   7   3  0    38       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MUG 4101                      2   0  0    19       CRACKED TANKARD (426)
 DELICIOUS 4582                2   0  0    16       INQUISITION SL4 (463)
-RAMSHACKLE 4102               1   0  0    12       CRACKED TANKARD (426)
-FIRE WATER 4331               0   1  0     7       CRACKED TANKARD (426)
 GOLDEN ONE 4584               0   1  0     1       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Boy, is this arena hard up, or what?  We can't even afford to hire a dwarf to be the
Khalhums Dwarf!  Just an Aruaki-off-the-street. -- Bouncer

A Veteran Mercenary.  (sigh)  Somebody should find out what happened to this guy's
retirement pension and let him rest. -- Poppa Lode

The Ambitious Guard should find a new ambition.  He's never going to make it as a
gladiator. -- Korbel

Lord Protector Go-Fer -- I have gone into the question of "lands" for you, and this
is the result:
     A significant proportion of your fellow gladiators, including all your
teammates, feel that you do not deserve lands.  When pressed for reasons, there was
mention of Dark Root.  I hope you have not been using this pernicious drug!
     Your local manager, Klondike Kate, with the agreement of your overall manager
Leeta, has agreed to give you a working share in the Golden Canyon saloon as your
Graduation Bonus.  I don't know exactly how Ms. Kate interprets "working share," but
you can always ask her.
     This is the best offer you seem likely to get. -- Arenamaster Tohre

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GO-FER devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
BOUNCER demolished KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
POPPA LODE devastated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
KORBEL was subdued by VISITING ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome competition.
DELICIOUS defeated GOLDEN ONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  1     100  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  13 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   2 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  0      40  |

Turn 510 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    KORBEL 4565                 7   3  0   38 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BOUNCER 4445.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was POPPA LODE 4392.  The ten other most popular fighters were BOUNCER 4445, 
DELICIOUS 4582, KORBEL 4565, GOLDEN ONE 4584,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was GOLDEN ONE 4584.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KORBEL 4565, DELICIOUS 4582, BOUNCER 4445, POPPA LODE 4392,  0,  0,  0, 
0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GO-FER (26-4444) GOLDEN CANYON (290)