DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/28/2005 Duedate: 12/10/2005
CALEAM ARENA
DM-26 TURN-516
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BOUNCER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4445) [23-21-1,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BOUNCER ON THE MIRROR
GOLDEN CANYON (290) HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
(26-4445) [23-21-1,118] (26-4594) [2-0-0,44]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BOUNCER BOUNCER
GOLDEN CANYON (290) GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4445) [23-21-1,118] (26-4445) [23-21-1,118]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290) 27
2. WARCKERS (362) 15 WARCKERS (362)
3. HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464) 11 Unchartered Team
4. SHERWOOD FOREST (438) 9
5. INQUISITION SL4 (463) 6 INQUISITION SL4 (463)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*INQUISITION SL4 (463) 5 1 0 83.3 1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 7 8 0
2/ 2*HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464) 5 3 0 62.5 2/ 4 WARCKERS (362) 5 2 0
3/ 3 WARCKERS (362) 571 421 29 57.6 3/ 3*HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464) 5 3 0
4/ 4 SHERWOOD FOREST (438) 194 151 23 56.2 4- 2*VORTEX (346) 3 2 0
5- 5*VORTEX (346) 6 5 0 54.5 5/ 5 SHERWOOD FOREST (438) 2 3 0
6/ 6 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 443 646 16 40.7 6/ 6*INQUISITION SL4 (463) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Sailor Venus, ma'am, I just want you to know that any time you care to stop by
the Golden Canyon Saloon, you will be WELCOME. I will not bounce you out the door,
even if you get mokus, and you surely wouldn't. Sailors can hold their liquor, can't
they?
Bouncer
P.S. That whole business of sailing along the river on a shell is weird. How do you
do it?
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt CALEAM will ever be the same. And let's see, ON THE MIRROR fought KORBEL and
gained 16 points and contributed to HAIR EVERYWHERE!'s 2-2-0. MY GF SHEDS has lost
to DARKLY, falling 11 points, while helping make HAIR EVERYWHERE! a 2-2-0 turn. The
attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and BOUNCER remains CALEAM's top
warrior for another turn. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team
makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Swinging Aardvark until they win.
Maybe?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. GOLDEN CANYON has cause to stand tall,
as they were CALEAM's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to
beat. And guess who avoided GOLDEN CANYON stable the most? Believe it or not, it
was SHERWOOD FOREST. Anyone surprised? Well, sports fans, take notice that KORBEL
from GOLDEN CANYON was CALEAM's most challenged warrior this turn. I don't know
about you, but DELICIOUS challenging down 19 points to HAIR EVERYWHERE!'s ON HER
BACK, is not really worthy of INQUISITION SL4. It pains me to see warriors take
advantage of the system like this. DELICIOUS won victory over ON HER BACK, as if it
surprises anyone.
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. We'd like to remind certain teams
not to rob the graves of their enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered
rude.
I like this place, CALEAM, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.
Who could ask for more? Well, I'm burning daylight here in CALEAM and I've a long
road ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOUNCER 4445 23 21 1 118 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DE DE MAO 4397 14 5 2 103 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAILOR VENUS 4326 23 10 0 87 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WARBRIDE 3094 2 0 0 66 VORTEX (346)
YUCKY TUCKY 4460 9 4 0 65 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
-NOVERCAPHOBIA 4147 5 1 0 63 WATCH OUT! (432)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLOOD MOON 4507 4 3 0 45 WARCKERS (362)
ON THE MIRROR 4594 2 0 0 44 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
KORBEL 4565 9 7 0 34 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUPER FREAK 4532 3 0 0 31 WARCKERS (362)
DELICIOUS 4582 5 1 0 30 INQUISITION SL4 (463)
DARKLY 4572 2 0 0 30 WARCKERS (362)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585 4 1 0 23 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SQUEAKER 4625 2 0 0 22 VORTEX (346)
MASS OF HAIR 4606 2 0 0 18 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
MY GF SHEDS 4586 1 1 0 10 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
-K'TAN 3091 1 1 0 10 VORTEX (346)
GOLDEN ONE 4584 1 6 0 9 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
ON HER BACK 4587 0 2 0 6 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
-TYRA 3092 0 2 0 2 VORTEX (346)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
It offends me that,
1) All that could be found to fight me today was a standby, and
2) That the standby, called "Khalhums Dwarf," is NOT a dwarf. Good gods, what
is this world coming to? -- Poppa Lode, finally through with his teaching career
Blood Moon -- That's golems for you. Or for me, anyway. -- Korbel
Super Freak -- I forgive you your golem-hood because you teach so well. But next
time, be careful where you put that thing. It's unseemly. -- Un-Seamstress
On the Mirror -- (gloomily) And in the bathtub, too, I suppose. -- Golden One
Ghost of Beltar -- Fair enough. We won't kick you when you're down. -- Jorlie
Smythe, moderately Friendly Constable
Squeaker -- Bah! -- Elmer Darogas, the most Trustworthy Scribe you'll find
P.S. You will regret your actions and words. Trust me on this.
Lord Protector Poppa Lode -- I have here a note from you stating that you "wish no
expensive gift" from the local authorities, as you are "going into business" with
your local manager Klondike Kate in the Golden Canyon Saloon. We wish you the best
of luck with it. May your success in the saloon business greatly exceed your success
in the arena. -- Arenamaster Tohre
5 November 2005
It is with a proud heart that I announce the newest member of the Desolate Empire
alliance. Dok Sik will be known from here forth as Dark Knight Dok Sik, of the
Desolate Empire. May he be blessed with victory and courage. May his enemies' blood
flow freely! -- The Dark Knights Wasby and Toker
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DELICIOUS devastated ON HER BACK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ON THE MIRROR demolished KORBEL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DARKLY overpowered MY GF SHEDS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MASS OF HAIR bested GOLDEN ONE in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
BOUNCER savagely defeated SAILOR VENUS in a 2 minute master's Title competition.
POPPA LODE devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
YUCKY TUCKY handily defeated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
SUPER FREAK viciously subdued FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
UN-SEAMSTRESS vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 1 - 0 86 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 10 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 7 - 0 13 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 516 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL BOUNCER 4445 23 21 1 118 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
TOTAL PARRY SAILOR VENUS 4326 23 10 0 87 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
LUNGING ATTACK YUCKY TUCKY 4460 9 4 0 65 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
AIMED BLOW ON THE MIRROR 4594 2 0 0 44 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BOUNCER 4445. The most popular warrior this turn
was BOUNCER 4445. The ten other most popular fighters were SUPER FREAK 4532, ON THE
MIRROR 4594, DELICIOUS 4582, MASS OF HAIR 4606, YUCKY TUCKY 4460, DARKLY 4572, SAILOR
VENUS 4326, UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585, ON HER BACK 4587, and KORBEL 4565.
The least popular fighter this week was MY GF SHEDS 4586. The other ten least
popular fighters were GOLDEN ONE 4584, KORBEL 4565, ON HER BACK 4587, UN-SEAMSTRESS
4585, SAILOR VENUS 4326, DARKLY 4572, YUCKY TUCKY 4460, MASS OF HAIR 4606, DELICIOUS
4582, and ON THE MIRROR 4594.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
POPPA LODE (26-4392) GOLDEN CANYON (290)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XL
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JE SUIS BIEN 626 (105-66-1) 4 3 0 HEADBANGERS
GIGGY 728 (61-82-1) 2 3 0 HEADBANGERS
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 2376 (68-48-1) 0 5 0 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
POSITIVE 3633 (114-86-0) 6 3 0 WARCKERS
VISION 1573 (65-39-2) 0 2 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GIMETHATSHIELD 1306 (65-52-1) 7 3 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS
NICKEL 4240 (22-24-0) 0 2 0 ERRATUM
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DE DE MAO 4397 (14-5-2) 4 3 0 SHERWOOD FOREST
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MORAAT 4401 (6-2-0) 4 3 0 RAJHAN'S PRIDE
BELTAR 3093 (1-0-0) 0 2 0 VORTEX
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SUPER FREAK 4532 (1-0-0) 4 3 0 WARCKERS
DARKLY 4572 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 WARCKERS
K'TAN 3091 (0-1-0) 1 3 0 VORTEX
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HOLL GO-NIGHTLY 4577 (0-0-0) 5 3 1 HUG THE HOG
FAITH 4574 (0-0-0) 1 2 0 DEAD HUG THE HOG
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NOVERCAPHOBIA 4147 (5-1-0) 8 3 0 WATCH OUT!
EVEN STEVEN 3973 (9-13-2) 3 3 0 WARCKERS
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GINNY 4077 (7-9-2) 2 3 0 WARCKERS
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BIZARRO STORMY 4622 (0-0-0) 1 1 0 DEAD I'M HELPING
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BATSIM 4095 (2-3-1) 6 3 1 WARCKERS
SILENT CREEPER 4199 (1-1-0) 6 3 0 SHERWOOD FOREST