DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/26/2005    Duedate: 01/07/2006

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-518

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BOUNCER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4445) [24-22-1,95]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BOUNCER                        MASS OF HAIR
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
(26-4445) [24-22-1,95]         (26-4606) [3-1-0,28]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BOUNCER                        BOUNCER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4445) [24-22-1,95]         (26-4445) [24-22-1,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)          3
2. SHERWOOD FOREST (438)        0      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. WARCKERS (362)               0      Unchartered Team
4. INQUISITION SL4 (463)        0
5. HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)      -6      HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*INQUISITION SL4 (463)      5   1  0 83.3   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       9  6 1
 2- 3 WARCKERS (362)           572 423 29 57.5   2/ 2*HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)    5  6 0
 3- 4 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)    195 153 23 56.0   3- 3 WARCKERS (362)            3  2 0
 4/ 2*HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)     8   7  0 53.3   4- 4 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)     2  3 0
 5/ 5 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      449 650 17 40.9   5- 5*INQUISITION SL4 (463)     1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Sailor Venus, ma'am, I am SURE you can hold your liquor now, and probably dance
the moon down, as well.  Come to the Golden Canyon Saloon and we'll swing around the
floor a couple of times, eh?

                                       Bouncer

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for CALEAM.  MVP award for CLEMMIE?  GOLDEN 
CANYON's proud of her after beating POLITE BEGGAR and getting 15 points.  Talk about 
yer major upsets!  MY GF SHEDS' match with UN-SEAMSTRESS cost him a loss of 10 
points!  Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to KUNG-FU MASTER, BUT BOUNCER is still 
the Duelmaster because he has the most recognition points!  I hear the top team 
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for 
PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All CALEAM ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOUNCER 4445                 24  22  1    95       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DE DE MAO 4397               14   5  2   103       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SAILOR VENUS 4326            23  11  0    88       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
-YUCKY TUCKY 4460             10   4  0    70       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NOVERCAPHOBIA 4147            5   1  0    63       WATCH OUT! (432)
 KORBEL 4565                  11   7  1    57       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLOOD MOON 4507               4   3  0    45       WARCKERS (362)
-DARKLY 4572                   3   0  0    36       WARCKERS (362)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUPER FREAK 4532              3   0  0    31       WARCKERS (362)
-DELICIOUS 4582                5   1  0    30       INQUISITION SL4 (463)
 MASS OF HAIR 4606             3   1  0    28       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585            5   2  0    27       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ON HER BACK 4587              1   3  0    16       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 CLEMMIE 4630                  1   1  0    16       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 GOLDEN ONE 4584               2   7  0    13       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 MY GF SHEDS 4586              2   2  0     8       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
ON THE MIRROR 4594     2  1 0 HAIR EVERYWHERE! 464  KORBEL 4565           517         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

On the Mirror -- That sounds like the catch-line in some kind of horror story,
doesn't it?  The Face on the Mirror, or something of that sort.  Hmm. -- Korbel

On her Back -- Yeah, okay, so why aren't you a dwarf, or an orc, one of the hairy
breeds?  Or an Aruaki, I suppose.  Well, you're a closet Aruaki, being Ratani.
Everyone knows they're really shapeshifters but they HIDE it. -- Golden One

Mass of Hair -- Well, dearie, you look to ME like a sofa! -- Un-Seamstress

My Gf Sheds -- Oh, it does not!  You're just SAYING that to be ornery. -- Clemmie

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BOUNCER was viciously subdued by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
KORBEL handily defeated MASS OF HAIR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GOLDEN ONE lost to ON HER BACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
UN-SEAMSTRESS overpowered MY GF SHEDS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CLEMMIE devastated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   8 -  1      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  12 -  0      20  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 518 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BOUNCER 4445               24  22  1   95 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BOUNCER 4445.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BOUNCER 4445.  The ten other most popular fighters were ON HER BACK 4587, KORBEL 
4565, UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585, CLEMMIE 4630, GOLDEN ONE 4584, MASS OF HAIR 4606, MY GF 
SHEDS 4586,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was MY GF SHEDS 4586.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MASS OF HAIR 4606, GOLDEN ONE 4584, CLEMMIE 4630, UN-SEAMSTRESS 
4585, KORBEL 4565, ON HER BACK 4587, BOUNCER 4445,  0,  0, and  0.