DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/23/2006 Duedate: 02/04/2006
CALEAM ARENA
DM-26 TURN-520
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BOUNCER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4445) [25-23-1,99]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BOUNCER POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4445) [25-23-1,99]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BOUNCER KORBEL
GOLDEN CANYON (290) GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4445) [25-23-1,99] (26-4565) [13-7-1,81]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290) 27
2. HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464) 0 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. RAJHAN'S PRIDE (452) 0 Unchartered Team
4. INQUISITION SL4 (463) 0
ICK (466)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*INQUISITION SL4 (463) 5 2 0 71.4 1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 10 5 0
2- 2*RAJHAN'S PRIDE (452) 7 3 0 70.0 2- 2*HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464) 3 3 0
3- 5*HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464) 10 8 0 55.6 3- 3*RAJHAN'S PRIDE (452) 1 0 0
4/ 6 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 456 653 17 41.1 4- 6*INQUISITION SL4 (463) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 265): INOCHI of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 532): BIG LOU of MANIC MARVELS (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 532): LITTLE DEVIL of PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 525): BROOKS AND DUNN of THE REPUBLICANS (The Judge, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 521): KING BROWN SNAKE of AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 521): MENTAL of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 519): BOUNCER of GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 514): TRIPLE-X of LOVE LETTERS (Cunning Linguist, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 483): DRIZZT of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 475): 5 GOT PICKED of 072905R (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 465): SOLARIS of RUBY DRAGONS (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 213): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 381): SPEEDY of THE MISGUIDED (?, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 369): HITCH HIKER of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 167): KAT of NIGHTHAWKS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 417): JOE SATRIANI of THE HEADCUTTERS II from ARUAK CITY
(Street Legal, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 265): SMITHSONIAN (The Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 532): MANIC MARVELS (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 532): PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 525): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 521): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 521): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 519): GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 514): THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 483): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 475): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 465): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 213): BLOOD AND GUTS! (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 381): DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 369): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 167): NIGHTHAWKS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 417): BOXES, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 532): REQUIEM of BALLAD OF THE BLADE (The Sandman, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 513): MAD MAX of I TRAINED THEM (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 474): PARNIAN of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 464): FLINT HILLS of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 212): COLLAPSED LUNG of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 166): SOLAR SISTER of THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo Puerco)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
At least I beat this standby. It still seems an unreasonable way to have and to
hold the title, but there it is, no one else wants it! What could I do? The Veteran
Mercenary wouldn't have been allowed to be Duel2Dude, even if he'd won. And I didn't
want a repeat of LAST time's debacle.
Bouncer
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly CALEAM games. UN-SEAMSTRESS caught the eye of many in
the gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested VISITING ORC and was awarded 9
points in recognition. Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to KHALHUMS DWARF, BUT
BOUNCER is still the Duelmaster because he has the most recognition points! Heed
this! A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city
shall perish! Just remember...5 or 7!
But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades
that is city CALEAM.
Vendettas. Bloodied blades and broken spears. Indeed the city has seen more
than its fair share of red in recent times. Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers
the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
The girls are as pretty in CALEAM as ever I remembered them....and the fighters
as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far
off city calling to me. I must away! Till we meet again, remember: a turtle walks
slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.--
Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOUNCER 4445 25 23 1 99 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KORBEL 4565 13 7 1 81 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NOVERCAPHOBIA 4147 5 1 0 63 WATCH OUT! (432)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585 7 2 0 51 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-MORAAT 4401 7 2 0 50 RAJHAN'S PRIDE (452)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ON HER BACK 4587 2 3 0 27 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DELICIOUS 4582 5 2 0 23 INQUISITION SL4 (463)
GOLDEN ONE 4584 3 8 0 23 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-MASS OF HAIR 4606 3 2 0 23 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
-MY GF SHEDS 4586 3 2 0 17 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
CLEMMIE 4630 2 2 0 11 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ON THE MIRROR 4594 2 1 0 HAIR EVERYWHERE! 464 KORBEL 4565 517
PERSONAL ADS
Noble Assassin? I've said it before (probably) and am sure to say it again in
similar circumstance: It is to laugh! I may be Rirorni, but I'm not chaotic enough
to consider assassination a noble occupation. Sue me. -- Korbel
Delicious -- Amazing, you aren't a Hairy one. What a pleasure to make your
acquaintance, my dear. -- Un-Seamstress
P.S. You shouldn't wear silk stockings into the arena. It's true, they LOOK good,
but they always snag, and after that, even with the most CAREFUL repair, they just
don't look the same.
P.P.S. And if a young man gets close enough to tell the difference, he WON'T CARE.
On Her Back -- I do so envy you that LONG beautiful hair! Nobody lets ME wear it
that way. "No, Clemmie," they say, "you CANNOT wear your hair long, it will be too
much of a nuisance. It will require too much care. You can't do it!" And then they
come after me with the scissors. -- Clemmie
My Gf Sheds -- I don't know why you complain. If she sheds heavily enough, you can
gather it up and sell it to the wig-makers. After all, why not? It isn't like she's
USING it anymore. -- Golden One
30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people. It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text. HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff. So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S. Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray. Not often, but
sometimes.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BOUNCER was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gruesome master's Title fight.
KORBEL subdued M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute melee.
UN-SEAMSTRESS demolished VISITING ORC in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GOLDEN ONE bested TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice contest.
CLEMMIE bested FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute beginner's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 1 - 0 86 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 2 - 0 82 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 8 - 1 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 13 - 0 28 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 520 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL BOUNCER 4445 25 23 1 99 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
SLASHING ATTACK UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585 7 2 0 51 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BOUNCER 4445. The most popular warrior this turn
was KORBEL 4565. The ten other most popular fighters were BOUNCER 4445, GOLDEN ONE
4584, UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585, CLEMMIE 4630, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was CLEMMIE 4630. The other ten least popular
fighters were UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585, GOLDEN ONE 4584, BOUNCER 4445, KORBEL 4565, 0, 0,
0, 0, 0, and 0.