DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/24/2006 Duedate: 07/08/2006
CALEAM ARENA
DM-26 TURN-531
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
UN-SEAMSTRESS
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4585) [15-5-0,72]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
UN-SEAMSTRESS POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4585) [15-5-0,72]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
UN-SEAMSTRESS UN-SEAMSTRESS
GOLDEN CANYON (290) GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4585) [15-5-0,72] (26-4585) [15-5-0,72]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290) 19
2. HOME LIFE (453) 19 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
3. SHERWOOD FOREST (438) 16 Unchartered Team
4. PHILANTHROPISTS (467) 0
5. HERE TO PHOENIX (415) 0 THE RED REAVERS (265)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (467) 11 6 0 64.7 1- 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (467) 8 2 0
2- 2 HERE TO PHOENIX (415) 103 72 6 58.9 2/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 7 2 1
3- 3 WARCKERS (362) 577 428 29 57.4 3/ 4 SHERWOOD FOREST (438) 4 2 2
4/ 4 SHERWOOD FOREST (438) 204 164 26 55.4 4- 3 HERE TO PHOENIX (415) 3 3 0
5/ 5 HOME LIFE (453) 162 147 11 52.4 5- 5 WARCKERS (362) 2 3 0
6/ 6 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 485 672 19 41.9 6/ 6 HOME LIFE (453) 2 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Say good-bye
to PHILANTHROPISTS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the GOLDEN
CANYON stable. Hey everybody, watch out for ORC SKIN, who flew up 16 points in the
rankings after mashing POLITE BEGGAR like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. And
falling like a basher in the top ten was CLEMMIE, who dropped 2 points after a
disappointing (to say the least) bout with AMBITIOUS GUARD. Try as hard as the
SHERWOOD FOREST stable might, they were unable to find their warrior (and
ex-Duelmaster) YUCKY TUCKY before this week's fights. It's a proud day for the
GOLDEN CANYON stable, as their warrior, UN-SEAMSTRESS, ascended the Duelmaster's
throne. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Here is other news that is of note.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Well, the dead gal DELICIOUS just took INQUISITION SL4 off
hers Christmas card list. The poor gal's bloodfeud just expired with zippo results.
Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, there's the manager of the CALEAM giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya next time
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585 15 5 0 72 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ORLANDO 4131 10 5 0 117 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
-YUCKY TUCKY 4460 12 5 1 115 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
-COLORADO SPRINGS 4265 10 6 2 114 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
-ALBUQUERQUE 4082 20 15 0 97 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
-SAILOR VENUS 4326 24 14 0 94 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NOVERCAPHOBIA 4147 5 1 0 63 WATCH OUT! (432)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SUPER FREAK 4532 5 0 0 56 WARCKERS (362)
-DARKLY 4572 4 1 0 45 WARCKERS (362)
GOLDERIE 4657 5 3 1 44 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-BLOOD MOON 4507 5 4 0 44 WARCKERS (362)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLEMMIE 4630 8 7 1 32 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-HORRIBLE 4675 2 0 1 26 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
-SCREAMER 4538 2 0 0 26 HOME LIFE (453)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ENLIGHTENED BEING 4642 4 3 0 23 PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
-ORTH 4643 2 0 0 18 PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
ORC SKIN 4689 1 0 1 16 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
-PLEXIGLASSJAWJOE 4650 2 0 0 14 PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
-MEMPHIS 4506 2 5 0 13 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
-SHE SCREAMS 4678 1 0 0 11 HOME LIFE (453)
-SMAYNURN 4656 2 0 0 10 PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
-WANNABE 4631 1 1 0 6 WARCKERS (362)
-DEIMESS 4641 1 1 0 6 PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
-GOLDMINE 4681 0 1 0 1 WARCKERS (362)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HAPPY PEASANT 403 0 1 0 1 GOLDERIE 4657 531 NONE
POLITE BEGGAR 400 0 1 0 1 ORC SKIN 4689 531 NONE
KORBEL 4565 15 13 1 GOLDEN CANYON 290 YUCKY TUCKY 4460 528
XXX 4688 0 1 0 HOME LIFE 453 STONE GOLEM 422 531 NONE
X 4690 0 1 0 HOME LIFE 453 ARENAMASTER TOHRE 419 531 NONE
X 4691 0 1 0 HOME LIFE 453 WURM KIN 423 531 NONE
DELICIOUS 4582 7 3 0 INQUISITION SL4 463 COLORADO SPRINGS 4265 527 NOT REVE
PERSONAL ADS
Super Freak -- Euwh! Freaky! -- Clemmie
P.S. Darned skill-sucker.
Blood Moon -- Notice how quickly and neatly I opened that seam? It's an art. --
Un-seamstress
Memphis -- And do you wish you were there? *I* don't. -- Golderie
P.S. Not even Little Memphis, where horseless carriages burst out of second-story
walls. Spooky.
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
XXX was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
X was butchered by ARENAMASTER TOHREHN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
X was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
UN-SEAMSTRESS overpowered RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
CLEMMIE was devastated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOLDERIE murdered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
ORC SKIN assassinated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 5 - 1 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 8 - 1 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 8 - 2 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 9 - 1 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 12 - 2 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 10 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 531 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 5 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585 15 5 0 72 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
PARRY-LUNGE GOLDERIE 4657 5 3 1 44 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585. The most popular warrior this
turn was UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585. The ten other most popular fighters were GOLDERIE 4657,
X 4690, ORC SKIN 4689, XXX 4688, X 4691, CLEMMIE 4630, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was CLEMMIE 4630. The other ten least popular
fighters were X 4691, XXX 4688, ORC SKIN 4689, X 4690, GOLDERIE 4657, UN-SEAMSTRESS
4585, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DE DE MAO (26-4397) SHERWOOD FOREST (438)