DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/24/2006    Duedate: 07/08/2006

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-531

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

UN-SEAMSTRESS
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4585) [15-5-0,72]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UN-SEAMSTRESS                  POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            
(26-4585) [15-5-0,72]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

UN-SEAMSTRESS                  UN-SEAMSTRESS
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4585) [15-5-0,72]          (26-4585) [15-5-0,72]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         19
2. HOME LIFE (453)             19      SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
3. SHERWOOD FOREST (438)       16      Unchartered Team
4. PHILANTHROPISTS (467)        0
5. HERE TO PHOENIX (415)        0      THE RED REAVERS (265)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (467)     11   6  0 64.7   1- 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (467)     8  2 0
 2- 2 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)    103  72  6 58.9   2/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       7  2 1
 3- 3 WARCKERS (362)           577 428 29 57.4   3/ 4 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)     4  2 2
 4/ 4 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)    204 164 26 55.4   4- 3 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)     3  3 0
 5/ 5 HOME LIFE (453)          162 147 11 52.4   5- 5 WARCKERS (362)            2  3 0
 6/ 6 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      485 672 19 41.9   6/ 6 HOME LIFE (453)           2  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to PHILANTHROPISTS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the GOLDEN 
CANYON stable.  Hey everybody, watch out for ORC SKIN, who flew up 16 points in the 
rankings after mashing POLITE BEGGAR like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And 
falling like a basher in the top ten was CLEMMIE, who dropped 2 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with AMBITIOUS GUARD.  Try as hard as the 
SHERWOOD FOREST stable might, they were unable to find their warrior (and 
ex-Duelmaster) YUCKY TUCKY before this week's fights.  It's a proud day for the 
GOLDEN CANYON stable, as their warrior, UN-SEAMSTRESS, ascended the Duelmaster's 
throne.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay. 
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Well, the dead gal DELICIOUS just took INQUISITION SL4 off 
hers Christmas card list.  The poor gal's bloodfeud just expired with zippo results.  
Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh? 
     Well, there's the manager of the CALEAM giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time 
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585           15   5  0    72       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ORLANDO 4131                 10   5  0   117       HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
-YUCKY TUCKY 4460             12   5  1   115       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
-COLORADO SPRINGS 4265        10   6  2   114       HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
-ALBUQUERQUE 4082             20  15  0    97       HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
-SAILOR VENUS 4326            24  14  0    94       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NOVERCAPHOBIA 4147            5   1  0    63       WATCH OUT! (432)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUPER FREAK 4532              5   0  0    56       WARCKERS (362)
-DARKLY 4572                   4   1  0    45       WARCKERS (362)
 GOLDERIE 4657                 5   3  1    44       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-BLOOD MOON 4507               5   4  0    44       WARCKERS (362)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEMMIE 4630                  8   7  1    32       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-HORRIBLE 4675                 2   0  1    26       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
-SCREAMER 4538                 2   0  0    26       HOME LIFE (453)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ENLIGHTENED BEING 4642        4   3  0    23       PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
-ORTH 4643                     2   0  0    18       PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
 ORC SKIN 4689                 1   0  1    16       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
-PLEXIGLASSJAWJOE 4650         2   0  0    14       PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
-MEMPHIS 4506                  2   5  0    13       HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
-SHE SCREAMS 4678              1   0  0    11       HOME LIFE (453)
-SMAYNURN 4656                 2   0  0    10       PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
-WANNABE 4631                  1   1  0     6       WARCKERS (362)
-DEIMESS 4641                  1   1  0     6       PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
-GOLDMINE 4681                 0   1  0     1       WARCKERS (362)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
HAPPY PEASANT 403      0  1 0   1                   GOLDERIE 4657         531 NONE    
POLITE BEGGAR 400      0  1 0   1                   ORC SKIN 4689         531 NONE    
KORBEL 4565           15 13 1 GOLDEN CANYON 290     YUCKY TUCKY 4460      528         
XXX 4688               0  1 0 HOME LIFE 453         STONE GOLEM 422       531 NONE    
X 4690                 0  1 0 HOME LIFE 453         ARENAMASTER TOHRE 419 531 NONE    
X 4691                 0  1 0 HOME LIFE 453         WURM KIN 423          531 NONE    
DELICIOUS 4582         7  3 0 INQUISITION SL4 463   COLORADO SPRINGS 4265 527 NOT REVE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Super Freak -- Euwh!  Freaky! -- Clemmie
P.S.  Darned skill-sucker.

Blood Moon -- Notice how quickly and neatly I opened that seam?  It's an art. --
Un-seamstress

Memphis -- And do you wish you were there?  *I* don't. -- Golderie
P.S.  Not even Little Memphis, where horseless carriages burst out of second-story
walls.  Spooky.

6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories.  But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them.  No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason:  quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe

20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?!  ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?!  If at all possible,
let's get over to 31.  I'm on the way.  Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris

26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission.  Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

XXX was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
X was butchered by ARENAMASTER TOHREHN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
X was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
UN-SEAMSTRESS overpowered RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
CLEMMIE was devastated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOLDERIE murdered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
ORC SKIN assassinated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   5 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   8 -  1      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   8 -  2      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -   9 -  1      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  12 -  2      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW         2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 531 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         5  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585         15   5  0   72 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
PARRY-LUNGE      GOLDERIE 4657               5   3  1   44 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOLDERIE 4657, 
X 4690, ORC SKIN 4689, XXX 4688, X 4691, CLEMMIE 4630,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was CLEMMIE 4630.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were X 4691, XXX 4688, ORC SKIN 4689, X 4690, GOLDERIE 4657, UN-SEAMSTRESS 
4585,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DE DE MAO (26-4397) SHERWOOD FOREST (438)