DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/10/2006    Duedate: 07/22/2006

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-532

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

UN-SEAMSTRESS
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4585) [16-5-0,96]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YUCKY TUCKY                    POSITION IS EMPTY
SHERWOOD FOREST (438)          
(26-4460) [13-5-1,117]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

YUCKY TUCKY                    UN-SEAMSTRESS
SHERWOOD FOREST (438)          GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4460) [13-5-1,117]         (26-4585) [16-5-0,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHERWOOD FOREST (438)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WARCKERS (362)              50
2. SHERWOOD FOREST (438)       22      WARCKERS (362)
3. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         17      Unchartered Team
4. HOME LIFE (453)             12
5. PHILANTHROPISTS (467)        0      THE RED REAVERS (265)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (467)     11   6  0 64.7   1/ 3 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)     7  3 2
 2- 2 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)    103  72  6 58.9   2/ 5 WARCKERS (362)            7  3 1
 3/ 3 WARCKERS (362)           582 428 30 57.6   3/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       5  4 1
 4/ 4 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)    207 165 26 55.6   4/ 6 HOME LIFE (453)           4  6 0
 5/ 5 HOME LIFE (453)          164 147 11 52.7   5- 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (467)     3  2 0
 6/ 6 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      486 674 19 41.9   6- 4 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)     1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

      Well, I un-seamed, un-strung, and generally un-did the Ruthless Jaywalker, and
I consider that I have done the city a service.

                                    Un-Seamstress

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out CALEAM to see 
what's new.  Too bad, PHILANTHROPISTS, but SHERWOOD FOREST was just too good to be 
stopped.  Uncool, PHILANTHROPISTS.  I mean 0-0-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed 
to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  WARCKERS like really fought hard to 
move up to 2nd from 5th.  Way to go!  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, 
SHERWOOD FOREST!  'Cause they got 3-1-0 and moved up to 1st!  MVP award for BLOOD 
MOON?  WARCKERS' proud of it after beating GOLDERIE and getting 12 points.  Talk 
about yer major upsets!  GOLDERIE's match with BLOOD MOON cost her a loss of 8 
points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think UN-SEAMSTRESS 
should let SAILOR VENUS be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  I hear 
the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic 
fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  CALEAM is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585           16   5  0    96       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YUCKY TUCKY 4460             13   5  1   117       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
-ORLANDO 4131                 10   5  0   117       HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
-COLORADO SPRINGS 4265        10   6  2   114       HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
-ALBUQUERQUE 4082             20  15  0    97       HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
 SAILOR VENUS 4326            24  15  0    95       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NOVERCAPHOBIA 4147            5   1  0    63       WATCH OUT! (432)
 SUPER FREAK 4532              6   0  0    61       WARCKERS (362)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLOOD MOON 4507               6   4  0    56       WARCKERS (362)
 DARKLY 4572                   5   1  1    54       WARCKERS (362)
 HORRIBLE 4675                 3   0  1    38       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
 GOLDERIE 4657                 5   4  1    36       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEMMIE 4630                  8   8  1    33       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 SCREAMER 4538                 3   0  0    30       HOME LIFE (453)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ENLIGHTENED BEING 4642        4   3  0    23       PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
 ORC SKIN 4689                 2   0  1    23       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
 SHE SCREAMS 4678              2   0  0    19       HOME LIFE (453)
 WANNABE 4631                  2   1  0    18       WARCKERS (362)
-ORTH 4643                     2   0  0    18       PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
-PLEXIGLASSJAWJOE 4650         2   0  0    14       PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
-MEMPHIS 4506                  2   5  0    13       HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
 GOLDMINE 4681                 1   1  0    13       WARCKERS (362)
-SMAYNURN 4656                 2   0  0    10       PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
-DEIMESS 4641                  1   1  0     6       PHILANTHROPISTS (467)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
HAPPY PEASANT 403      0  1 0   1                   DARKLY 4572           532 NONE    
KORBEL 4565           15 13 1 GOLDEN CANYON 290     YUCKY TUCKY 4460      528 NOT REVE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Nothing but standbys!  Bah. -- Golden Canyon

20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?!  ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?!  If at all possible,
let's get over to 31.  I'm on the way.  Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris

26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission.  Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice

30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia.  All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps

1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found!  We are engaging in arena 31.  Let them feel our wrath.  Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm

1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian

10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces.  All present knew that there
could be no quarter.  The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed.  There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary.  Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
     AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
     The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights:  Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

UN-SEAMSTRESS viciously subdued SAILOR VENUS in a 2 minute master's Title fight.
YUCKY TUCKY viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute gruesome match.
BLOOD MOON devastated GOLDERIE in a 4 minute one-sided contest.
SUPER FREAK overpowered CLEMMIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DARKLY butchered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HORRIBLE slimly won victory over VISITING ORC in a 7 minute amateur's match.
SCREAMER viciously subdued CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gruesome melee.
WANNABE won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's duel.
ORC SKIN won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's duel.
SHE SCREAMS overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven match.
GOLDMINE overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -   8 -  2      69  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -   8 -  1      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   8 -  2      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  12 -  2      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  11 -  1      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 532 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         5  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585         16   5  0   96 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   YUCKY TUCKY 4460           13   5  1  117 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
TOTAL PARRY      SAILOR VENUS 4326          24  15  0   95 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
STRIKING ATTACK  SUPER FREAK 4532            6   0  0   61 WARCKERS (362)
PARRY-LUNGE      GOLDERIE 4657               5   4  1   36 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is YUCKY TUCKY 4460.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOLDERIE 4657, 
YUCKY TUCKY 4460, BLOOD MOON 4507, SCREAMER 4538, SAILOR VENUS 4326, SUPER FREAK 
4532, WANNABE 4631, ORC SKIN 4689, GOLDMINE 4681, and DARKLY 4572.

The least popular fighter this week was CLEMMIE 4630.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SHE SCREAMS 4678, HORRIBLE 4675, DARKLY 4572, GOLDMINE 4681, ORC SKIN 
4689, WANNABE 4631, SUPER FREAK 4532, SAILOR VENUS 4326, SCREAMER 4538, and BLOOD 
MOON 4507.