DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/10/2006 Duedate: 07/22/2006
CALEAM ARENA
DM-26 TURN-532
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
UN-SEAMSTRESS
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4585) [16-5-0,96]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
YUCKY TUCKY POSITION IS EMPTY
SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
(26-4460) [13-5-1,117]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
YUCKY TUCKY UN-SEAMSTRESS
SHERWOOD FOREST (438) GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4460) [13-5-1,117] (26-4585) [16-5-0,96]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WARCKERS (362) 50
2. SHERWOOD FOREST (438) 22 WARCKERS (362)
3. GOLDEN CANYON (290) 17 Unchartered Team
4. HOME LIFE (453) 12
5. PHILANTHROPISTS (467) 0 THE RED REAVERS (265)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (467) 11 6 0 64.7 1/ 3 SHERWOOD FOREST (438) 7 3 2
2- 2 HERE TO PHOENIX (415) 103 72 6 58.9 2/ 5 WARCKERS (362) 7 3 1
3/ 3 WARCKERS (362) 582 428 30 57.6 3/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 5 4 1
4/ 4 SHERWOOD FOREST (438) 207 165 26 55.6 4/ 6 HOME LIFE (453) 4 6 0
5/ 5 HOME LIFE (453) 164 147 11 52.7 5- 1*PHILANTHROPISTS (467) 3 2 0
6/ 6 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 486 674 19 41.9 6- 4 HERE TO PHOENIX (415) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, I un-seamed, un-strung, and generally un-did the Ruthless Jaywalker, and
I consider that I have done the city a service.
Un-Seamstress
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out CALEAM to see
what's new. Too bad, PHILANTHROPISTS, but SHERWOOD FOREST was just too good to be
stopped. Uncool, PHILANTHROPISTS. I mean 0-0-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed
to fight? I say use 'em for training practice! WARCKERS like really fought hard to
move up to 2nd from 5th. Way to go! Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks,
SHERWOOD FOREST! 'Cause they got 3-1-0 and moved up to 1st! MVP award for BLOOD
MOON? WARCKERS' proud of it after beating GOLDERIE and getting 12 points. Talk
about yer major upsets! GOLDERIE's match with BLOOD MOON cost her a loss of 8
points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think UN-SEAMSTRESS
should let SAILOR VENUS be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. I hear
the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic
fighters for PR photos.
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. CALEAM is like such a dump, and you guys smell
too much! I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585 16 5 0 96 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YUCKY TUCKY 4460 13 5 1 117 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
-ORLANDO 4131 10 5 0 117 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
-COLORADO SPRINGS 4265 10 6 2 114 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
-ALBUQUERQUE 4082 20 15 0 97 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
SAILOR VENUS 4326 24 15 0 95 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NOVERCAPHOBIA 4147 5 1 0 63 WATCH OUT! (432)
SUPER FREAK 4532 6 0 0 61 WARCKERS (362)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLOOD MOON 4507 6 4 0 56 WARCKERS (362)
DARKLY 4572 5 1 1 54 WARCKERS (362)
HORRIBLE 4675 3 0 1 38 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
GOLDERIE 4657 5 4 1 36 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLEMMIE 4630 8 8 1 33 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
SCREAMER 4538 3 0 0 30 HOME LIFE (453)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ENLIGHTENED BEING 4642 4 3 0 23 PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
ORC SKIN 4689 2 0 1 23 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
SHE SCREAMS 4678 2 0 0 19 HOME LIFE (453)
WANNABE 4631 2 1 0 18 WARCKERS (362)
-ORTH 4643 2 0 0 18 PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
-PLEXIGLASSJAWJOE 4650 2 0 0 14 PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
-MEMPHIS 4506 2 5 0 13 HERE TO PHOENIX (415)
GOLDMINE 4681 1 1 0 13 WARCKERS (362)
-SMAYNURN 4656 2 0 0 10 PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
-DEIMESS 4641 1 1 0 6 PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HAPPY PEASANT 403 0 1 0 1 DARKLY 4572 532 NONE
KORBEL 4565 15 13 1 GOLDEN CANYON 290 YUCKY TUCKY 4460 528 NOT REVE
PERSONAL ADS
Nothing but standbys! Bah. -- Golden Canyon
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
UN-SEAMSTRESS viciously subdued SAILOR VENUS in a 2 minute master's Title fight.
YUCKY TUCKY viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute gruesome match.
BLOOD MOON devastated GOLDERIE in a 4 minute one-sided contest.
SUPER FREAK overpowered CLEMMIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DARKLY butchered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HORRIBLE slimly won victory over VISITING ORC in a 7 minute amateur's match.
SCREAMER viciously subdued CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gruesome melee.
WANNABE won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's duel.
ORC SKIN won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's duel.
SHE SCREAMS overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven match.
GOLDMINE overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 8 - 2 69 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 6 - 1 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 8 - 1 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 8 - 2 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 12 - 2 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 11 - 1 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 532 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 5 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585 16 5 0 96 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK YUCKY TUCKY 4460 13 5 1 117 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
TOTAL PARRY SAILOR VENUS 4326 24 15 0 95 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
STRIKING ATTACK SUPER FREAK 4532 6 0 0 61 WARCKERS (362)
PARRY-LUNGE GOLDERIE 4657 5 4 1 36 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is YUCKY TUCKY 4460. The most popular warrior this
turn was UN-SEAMSTRESS 4585. The ten other most popular fighters were GOLDERIE 4657,
YUCKY TUCKY 4460, BLOOD MOON 4507, SCREAMER 4538, SAILOR VENUS 4326, SUPER FREAK
4532, WANNABE 4631, ORC SKIN 4689, GOLDMINE 4681, and DARKLY 4572.
The least popular fighter this week was CLEMMIE 4630. The other ten least popular
fighters were SHE SCREAMS 4678, HORRIBLE 4675, DARKLY 4572, GOLDMINE 4681, ORC SKIN
4689, WANNABE 4631, SUPER FREAK 4532, SAILOR VENUS 4326, SCREAMER 4538, and BLOOD
MOON 4507.