DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/21/2006    Duedate: 09/02/2006

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-535

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CLEMMIE
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4630) [10-9-1,60]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CLEMMIE                        POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            
(26-4630) [10-9-1,60]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GOLDERIE                       MAUREEN
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4657) [5-7-1,26]           (26-4702) [2-1-0,15]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PHILANTHROPISTS (467)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         29
2. HOME LIFE (453)             15      PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
3. SHERWOOD FOREST (438)       15      Unchartered Team
4. PHILANTHROPISTS (467)        5
5. WARCKERS (362)               0      KELLY'S HEROS (216)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 PHILANTHROPISTS (467)     20  12  0 62.5   1/ 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (467)     9  6 0
 2- 2 WARCKERS (362)           588 432 31 57.6   2/ 5 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       8  7 1
 3/ 3 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)    212 170 26 55.5   3- 1 WARCKERS (362)            6  4 1
 4/ 4 HOME LIFE (453)          169 152 11 52.6   4/ 2 SHERWOOD FOREST (438)     5  5 0
 5/ 5 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      494 681 20 42.0   5/ 4 HOME LIFE (453)           5  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

      It was a valiant effort, girl, but, really, you're just too tall.  You need to
work on the shrinking exercises.

                                    Un-Seamstress

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out CALEAM to see 
what's new.  Too bad, WARCKERS, but PHILANTHROPISTS was just too good to be stopped.  
The guys at GOLDEN CANYON like really pulled together to get a 3-2-1 this turn, 
moving up by 3.  MVP award for AGAIN?  HOME LIFE's proud of it after beating POLITE 
BEGGAR and getting 15 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  ENLIGHTENED BEING got 
smashed by CLEMMIE, and lost 9 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being 
unfair?  I think UN-SEAMSTRESS should let KHALHUMS DWARF be Duelmaster for a while, 
without fighting about it.  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine 
hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  HOME LIFE was the most avoided team.  Is a 169-152-11 
record really that scary?  Is there some deep dark secret why PHILANTHROPISTS' been 
avoiding HOME LIFE so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is CLEMMIE 
popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of CALEAM!  She's got a 10-9-1, 
is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEMMIE 4630                 10   9  1    60       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YUCKY TUCKY 4460             15   5  1   126       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
-SAILOR VENUS 4326            25  16  0    99       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUPER FREAK 4532              8   0  0    85       WARCKERS (362)
-DARKLY 4572                   7   1  1    71       WARCKERS (362)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NOVERCAPHOBIA 4147            5   1  0    63       WATCH OUT! (432)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SCREAMER 4538                 5   0  0    48       HOME LIFE (453)
-HORRIBLE 4675                 4   1  1    40       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
 ENLIGHTENED BEING 4642        6   4  0    37       PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
 ORTH 4643                     5   0  0    37       PHILANTHROPISTS (467)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLOOD MOON 4507               6   6  0    30       WARCKERS (362)
-GOLDMINE 4681                 3   1  1    28       WARCKERS (362)
 GOLDERIE 4657                 5   7  1    26       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 PLEXIGLASSJAWJOE 4650         4   1  0    24       PHILANTHROPISTS (467)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMAYNURN 4656                 4   1  0    22       PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
 MAUREEN 4702                  2   1  0    15       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 AGAIN 4704                    1   0  0    15       HOME LIFE (453)
 SEED 4705                     1   0  0    15       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
-SHE SCREAMS 4678              3   1  0    14       HOME LIFE (453)
 LORIS KEY 4706                1   0  1    14       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-ORC SKIN 4689                 2   2  1    13       SHERWOOD FOREST (438)
-SLOW BURN 4701                1   1  0     4       HOME LIFE (453)
-KOKANEE 4699                  0   2  0     2       HOME LIFE (453)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CARLOTTA 4703          1  1 0 GOLDEN CANYON 290     GOLDMINE 4681         534         
DEIMESS 4641           1  4 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 467   LORIS KEY 4706        535         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Enlightened Being -- Well, if you were so gosh-darned enlightened, when didn't you
lighten things up for me any?  Some skills would have been appreciated, if you
couldn't stand to let go of the win. -- Golderie

Darkly -- Ah, very clever use of that glass.  I didn't expect that one!  And, of
course, *I* couldn't go through it, however much I tried. -- Clemmie

Goldmine -- That was a mildly amusing conjunction of sentences.  You said she should
"surrender or die," whereupon she fell dead on the sands.  And then you buried her.
Such is life and death in the arena. -- Leeta, Golden Canyon

Kokanee -- Ah, lovely skills, thank you! -- Maureen
P.S.  Come by our saloon and I'll thank you again.
P.P.S.  Or not, since you're a genderless golem.  I don't know how one WOULD thank
such a being.

Hmm, Ambitious Guard, Ruthless Jaywalker, Veteran Mercenary, Virginal Concubine...
keeping the standbys busy, aren't we? -- Leeta, Golden Canyon

11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights!  If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light!  We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)!  Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ENLIGHTENED BEING was devastated by CLEMMIE in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
SMAYNURN won victory over MAUREEN in a action packed 4 minute Challenge battle.
UN-SEAMSTRESS demolished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ORTH unbelievably bested GOLDERIE in a popular 4 minute contest.
PLEXIGLASSJAWJOE outlasted FRATSFAN NOBLE in a unpopular 7 minute match.
DEIMESS was butchered by LORIS KEY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AGAIN devastated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SEED handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -   6 -  2      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         5 -   3 -  2      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   7 -  1      61  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   7 -  2      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  11 -  1      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  20 -  1      51  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  12 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 535 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         4  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 4630               10   9  1   60 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   ENLIGHTENED BEING 4642      6   4  0   37 PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
TOTAL PARRY      ORTH 4643                   5   0  0   37 PHILANTHROPISTS (467)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GOLDERIE 4657.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MAUREEN 4702.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOLDERIE 4657, CLEMMIE 
4630, AGAIN 4704, SEED 4705, ENLIGHTENED BEING 4642, SMAYNURN 4656, ORTH 4643, LORIS 
KEY 4706, DEIMESS 4641, and PLEXIGLASSJAWJOE 4650.

The least popular fighter this week was PLEXIGLASSJAWJOE 4650.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DEIMESS 4641, LORIS KEY 4706, ORTH 4643, SMAYNURN 4656, 
ENLIGHTENED BEING 4642, SEED 4705, AGAIN 4704, CLEMMIE 4630, GOLDERIE 4657, and 
MAUREEN 4702.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

UN-SEAMSTRESS (26-4585) GOLDEN CANYON (290)