DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/02/2007 Duedate: 04/14/2007
CALEAM ARENA
DM-26 TURN-551
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LORIS KEY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4706) [13-4-1,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LORIS KEY ARTHUR BEYER
GOLDEN CANYON (290) MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
(26-4706) [13-4-1,116] (26-4648) [6-1-1,91]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GOLDERIE PIKE
GOLDEN CANYON (290) GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4657) [16-12-1,97] (26-4708) [10-6-0,50]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290) 31
2. DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475) 11 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468) 2 Unchartered Team
4. STEEL CRUSADE (477) 0
MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468) 7 3 1 70.0 1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 10 5 0
2/ 2*DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475) 26 14 1 65.0 2/ 2*DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475) 9 6 1
3/ 3 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 545 710 20 43.4 3/ 4*MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468) 3 1 1
4- 4 STEEL CRUSADE (477) 104 146 6 41.6 4- 3 STEEL CRUSADE (477) 3 7 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
The squash medley was very... interesting, Cap'n. I would not, myself, have
chosen dill to season it, but the result was distincly, er, distinct.
I respond with broiled suckling rabbit, tis the season, rolled in my special
"Crunch Breading," which includes ground pecans, crushed cornflakes, brown sugar,
dried apricots cut into matchstick strips, and seven secret herbs. Mashed potatoes
and a clear gravy made from the drippings of the meat. A salad of baby lettuces.
Loris Key
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out CALEAM to see
what's new. MVP award for CLEMMIE? GOLDEN CANYON's proud of her after beating IVORY
IGUANA and getting 10 points. Talk about yer major upsets! IVORY IGUANA's match
with CLEMMIE cost him a loss of 7 points! This Duelmaster is like something else!
LORIS KEY stopped ARTHUR BEYER dead in his tracks! Is the Duelmaster really being a
real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. STEEL CRUSADE was CALEAM's most avoided team. Is there some award
for that? I don't know what DOC LEGRAND'S LAB's been doing. They certainly haven't
been accepting many fights from STEEL CRUSADE, that's fer sher. Like, is CLEMMIE
popular, or what? She was challenged the most in all of CALEAM! She's got a
18-17-1, is that good?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All CALEAM ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. LORIS KEY bloodfeuded (is that a word?) ARTHUR BEYER for revenge
over some guy's bad fortune. Was it really worth it? Hey you guys, don't you think
your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. Its
been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORIS KEY 4706 13 4 1 116 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLDERIE 4657 16 12 1 97 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-SVEN BLUETOOTH 4729 18 33 0 93 STEEL CRUSADE (477)
ARTHUR BEYER 4648 6 1 1 91 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLEMMIE 4630 18 17 1 80 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-CAP'N CRUNCH 4724 12 5 1 80 STEEL CRUSADE (477)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CAYLON MCCANN 4728 12 20 1 59 STEEL CRUSADE (477)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PIKE 4708 10 6 0 50 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
IVORY IGUANA 4714 6 2 0 50 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
SPECKLED GECKO 4711 6 2 1 41 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCARLET SKINK 4713 5 3 0 33 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
GUARDIAN NAGA 4712 4 4 0 33 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
TIMBER RATTLESNAKE 4710 5 3 0 28 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-UP-CHUCKY 4722 3 5 0 14 STEEL CRUSADE (477)
-CALONYMUS 4721 2 4 0 11 STEEL CRUSADE (477)
SOLDIER 1 4649 1 1 0 11 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
MOLDRAUN 4740 0 1 0 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CULT MEMBER 402 0 1 0 1 SPECKLED GECKO 4711 551 NONE
MAUREEN 4702 12 6 0 GOLDEN CANYON 290 ARTHUR BEYER 4648 550 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
Caylon McCann -- Oooh! Scented candles, how thoughtful and sensitive of you! I love
the cinnamon, and especially your signature melon-and-coconut. You need to come over
for dinner, and we'll try my latest idea. Sushi-grade ahi, but cooked--not cooked a
lot, but NOT raw. And a fruit compote, I'm thinking maybe with coconut milk. I've
got a supplier for fresh coconuts. -- Clemmie
But the carnival organizer wants them back in good condition. -- Arenamaster
Tohre
Scarlet Skink -- Maureen is so conservative! I think pimentos are a great idea. Of
course, they're so small, you can't stuff them like a chile relleno, but maybe a red
bell pepper, stuffed WITH pimentos or little red piquins.... Hmm. I wonder how
curried rice with "skink" would be stuffed into red bell peppers and steamed? -- Pike
Sven Bluetooth -- Buttered sweet potatoes? What a marvelous idea, simple but not
quite in the usual style, and they are SO much better than any other root vegetable
likely to be available, except maybe buttered carrots. -- Golderie
Arthur Beyer -- That was a splitting headache to end all splitting headaches. I
beilieve I will retire from the cook-off. The pace is too hot for me. -- Ghost of
Maureen
Up-Chucky -- We're working on it. Maybe a better marinade.... -- Clemmie
Up-Chucky -- Ha! All that does, if you put enough wine in the marinade, is get the
diners too drunk to notice the taste of the meat. It IS rather gamey, isn't it? --
Pike
P.S. But we're working on it.
Try a better wine.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
IVORY IGUANA was devastated by CLEMMIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GUARDIAN NAGA was savagely defeated by PIKE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge melee.
LORIS KEY overpowered ARTHUR BEYER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
GOLDERIE defeated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
SPECKLED GECKO butchered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SCARLET SKINK overpowered FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TIMBER RATTLESNAKE bested TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute competition.
SOLDIER 1 handily defeated MOLDRAUN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 5 - 1 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 - 1 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 11 - 1 66 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 14 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 10 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 551 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW LORIS KEY 4706 13 4 1 116 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
PARRY-LUNGE GOLDERIE 4657 16 12 1 97 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
BASHING ATTACK CLEMMIE 4630 18 17 1 80 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK IVORY IGUANA 4714 6 2 0 50 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GOLDERIE 4657. The most popular warrior this turn
was PIKE 4708. The ten other most popular fighters were LORIS KEY 4706, TIMBER
RATTLESNAKE 4710, CLEMMIE 4630, GOLDERIE 4657, SCARLET SKINK 4713, SOLDIER 1 4649,
GUARDIAN NAGA 4712, ARTHUR BEYER 4648, SPECKLED GECKO 4711, and IVORY IGUANA 4714.
The least popular fighter this week was MOLDRAUN 4740. The other ten least popular
fighters were IVORY IGUANA 4714, SPECKLED GECKO 4711, ARTHUR BEYER 4648, GUARDIAN
NAGA 4712, SOLDIER 1 4649, SCARLET SKINK 4713, GOLDERIE 4657, CLEMMIE 4630, TIMBER
RATTLESNAKE 4710, and LORIS KEY 4706.