DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/28/2007 Duedate: 06/09/2007
CALEAM ARENA
DM-26 TURN-555
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ARTHUR BEYER
MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
(26-4648) [9-2-1,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ARTHUR BEYER POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
(26-4648) [9-2-1,119]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GOLDERIE ARTHUR BEYER
GOLDEN CANYON (290) MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
(26-4657) [18-14-1,92] (26-4648) [9-2-1,119]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290) 34
2. MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468) 14 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
3. DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475) 13 Unchartered Team
4. WILD OATS (367) 0
NO MORE PHONE CALLS! (147)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468) 12 7 2 63.2 1/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 10 5 1
2/ 1 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475) 37 23 2 61.7 2/ 1 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475) 8 7 1
3/ 3 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 556 719 21 43.6 3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468) 4 3 1
4- 4*WILD OATS (367) 3 4 0 42.9 4- 4*WILD OATS (367) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
At least the Kung-Fu Master had the grace to LOSE to me, but I am STILL not
going to cook with tofu. That would be an insult to every other chef and gourmet in
Caleam, and there are more than you might think. Besides, we're having out-of-town
company for dinner, so it has GOT to be something specially good.
Golderie
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in CALEAM this turn, and let's start
with a look at some of the teams. It seems the training can make the difference, as
DOC LEGRAND'S LAB is pushed out of top team by GOLDEN CANYON, who came from 2nd with
a 4-1-0 this turn. And let's see, MOLDRAUN fought SCARLET SKINK and gained 21 points
and contributed to GOLDEN CANYON's 4-1-0. SCARLET SKINK has lost to MOLDRAUN,
falling 18 points, while helping make DOC LEGRAND'S LAB a 3-2-1 turn. And all eyes
were on ARTHUR BEYER this turn as he ascended to the throne of Duelmaster. CALEAM
has a new victor! Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable
sources that The Warty Toad uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. I also notice that the GOLDEN CANYON
stable was the most avoided team this turn. Come on CALEAM, what are you afraid of?
And avoiding GOLDEN CANYON more than any other team we find DOC LEGRAND'S LAB.
CALEAM, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. Is it really true that CALEAM has more dishwashers per capita that
fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your
swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in CALEAM again,
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARTHUR BEYER 4648 9 2 1 119 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORIS KEY 4706 15 6 1 94 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
GOLDERIE 4657 18 14 1 92 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLEMMIE 4630 19 20 1 83 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
PIKE 4708 13 7 1 82 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GUARDIAN NAGA 4712 7 5 0 55 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
SPECKLED GECKO 4711 8 4 1 46 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
MOLDRAUN 4740 3 2 0 45 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SOLDIER 1 4649 2 2 1 33 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
SCARLET SKINK 4713 7 5 0 31 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-REQUITAL 3317 3 1 0 21 WILD OATS (367)
COPPERHEAD 4741 2 0 0 19 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
KOMODO DRAGON 4742 1 0 1 16 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
-SOLDIER 4 4646 1 1 0 4 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
-SOLDIER 2 4647 0 1 0 1 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
POLITE BEGGAR 400 0 1 0 1 KOMODO DRAGON 4742 555 NONE
TIMBER RATTLESNA 4710 5 5 0 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 475 SOLDIER 1 4649 553
IVORY IGUANA 4714 7 4 0 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 475 PIKE 4708 554
PERSONAL ADS
Arthur Beyer -- No! I am sure they are fine hams, but I don't want to WORK with ham.
What can I do with ham that would compete with-- Wait. Let me give this a little
more thought. Not the old "brown sugar and pineapple," but there must be something
else I could do. Maybe with...hmm. Garlic, of course, but it needs MORE. It's all
well and good for Poppa Lode to talk about "simple is better if the ingredients are
first class." What has HE got to worry about? HE has already graduated. -- Loris
Key
Gods! It was awful. I was just getting ready to carve a roast, and along came the
"Noble Assassin" with a battle axe and "tree-felling power" and carved the roast, the
platter, the table, and three inches into the floor! -- Clemmie the annoyed
Ivory Iguana -- Well, heck. I was only going for your appendix. -- Pike
P.S. Er...since you're dead and have no further use for your body, ah...I really do
wonder, DOES it taste like chicken?
P.P.S. Oh, it was YOU going for MY appendix, and I got mad and hit back, well, a
little wildly. Bummer, but it happens, and I'm glad it happened to you and not to
me.
Soldier 4 -- No, I don't think so. Sardines leave me, well, not cold, but actually
rather queasy. Better I leave 'em be. -- Moldraun
Copperhead -- If you can do that in a cooking pot, we can make a FORTUNE here. --
Bobbit Stonewall, Friendly Constable
Scarlet Skink and Guardian Naga -- Not the kind of customer I prefer. -- Honest John
Treve, Honest Merchant
Speckled Gecko -- Insolent lizard! -- Bardo Wolfson, Ruthless Jaywalker
P.S. Hmm, bet you taste just like chicken....
Clemmie -- Fool woman! When you see me coming, you should just get out of my way!
I'm mad. I'm furious. I really tense. -- Toreo Filis of Ti, Noble Assassin
P.S. Having my home town disappear due to an act of magic takes me that way.
Golderie -- You try too hard, grasshopper. Did you not realize that a souffle could
become tough and practically inedible by excessive beating? Gently, gently. --
Enrito of Arkers, Master of Kung-Fu
P.S. There is nothing wrong with tofu. Think of it as a neutral base.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GOLDERIE was devastated by ARTHUR BEYER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
PIKE won victory over VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute battle.
CLEMMIE handily defeated GUARDIAN NAGA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LORIS KEY vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SCARLET SKINK was defeated by MOLDRAUN in a 1 minute master vs. amateur upset match.
SPECKLED GECKO overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
COPPERHEAD bested TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 4 minute novice's competition.
KOMODO DRAGON easily killed POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 9 - 1 69 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 6 - 1 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 15 - 3 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 12 - 0 43 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 555 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW ARTHUR BEYER 4648 9 2 1 119 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
PARRY-LUNGE GOLDERIE 4657 18 14 1 92 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK GUARDIAN NAGA 4712 7 5 0 55 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GOLDERIE 4657. The most popular warrior this turn
was ARTHUR BEYER 4648. The ten other most popular fighters were PIKE 4708, LORIS KEY
4706, MOLDRAUN 4740, COPPERHEAD 4741, CLEMMIE 4630, SCARLET SKINK 4713, SPECKLED
GECKO 4711, KOMODO DRAGON 4742, GOLDERIE 4657, and GUARDIAN NAGA 4712.
The least popular fighter this week was GUARDIAN NAGA 4712. The other ten least
popular fighters were GOLDERIE 4657, KOMODO DRAGON 4742, SPECKLED GECKO 4711, SCARLET
SKINK 4713, CLEMMIE 4630, COPPERHEAD 4741, MOLDRAUN 4740, LORIS KEY 4706, PIKE 4708,
and ARTHUR BEYER 4648.