DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/11/2007 Duedate: 06/23/2007
CALEAM ARENA
DM-26 TURN-556
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GOLDERIE
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4657) [19-14-1,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GOLDERIE POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4657) [19-14-1,110]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GOLDERIE PIKE
GOLDEN CANYON (290) GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4657) [19-14-1,110] (26-4708) [13-8-1,77]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
(-1)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290) 17
2. DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475) 14 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468) 4 Unchartered Team
NO MORE PHONE CALLS! (147)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475) 41 24 2 63.1 1/ 2 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475) 10 5 1
2/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468) 14 9 2 60.9 2/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 10 5 1
3/ 3 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 559 721 21 43.7 3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468) 4 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
CALEAM. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey
everybody, watch out for SOLDIER 3, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after
mashing KOMODO DRAGON like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days
it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. KOMODO DRAGON was defeated by SOLDIER 3 and
drops 11 points. In front of all the crowds, GOLDERIE took the Duelmaster's crown
for hers own. I give the bum two weeks. Advice to bashers--never force anything,
just get a bigger halberd!
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Here's some advice: warriors with little
wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Its been
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLDERIE 4657 19 14 1 110 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORIS KEY 4706 16 6 1 99 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CLEMMIE 4630 20 20 1 91 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARTHUR BEYER 4648 9 3 1 87 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
PIKE 4708 13 8 1 77 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GUARDIAN NAGA 4712 8 5 0 62 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
SPECKLED GECKO 4711 9 4 1 57 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCARLET SKINK 4713 8 5 0 36 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
MOLDRAUN 4740 3 3 0 36 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SOLDIER 1 4649 2 2 1 33 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COPPERHEAD 4741 3 0 0 21 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
SOLDIER 3 4739 1 0 0 20 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
SOLDIER 2 4647 1 1 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
KOMODO DRAGON 4742 1 1 1 5 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
SOLDIER 4 4646 1 2 0 5 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TIMBER RATTLESNA 4710 5 5 0 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 475 SOLDIER 1 4649 553
IVORY IGUANA 4714 7 4 0 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 475 PIKE 4708 554
PERSONAL ADS
Arthur Beyer -- Euwh, not today. WAY too much party last night. You'd think I'd
know better by now than to put a banana-coconut milk-custard pie on top of venison
marinated in wine and chiles.... Euwh.... -- Golderie
P.S. And I probably shouldn't have had beer at bedtime, either.
Cucumbers in Virgin Oil? I don't think so! Where's the wine vinegar? The cider
vinegar? The POTATO vinegar? Hmm, I don't think anything can improve a cucumber.
They should be seen, perhaps, and not tasted. Or picked while young and pickled.
I'll take a peck of those. -- Pike, pleased by a peck of pickled peppers
Guardian Naga -- How very odd. Sort of like a lime sorbet with chunks of...is that
nougat? Hmm. I can't say I care for it personally, but if I dress up the name and
description on the menu, arrange for a suitable article on rarity and exotic elegance
of same to appear in this month's Royal Gastronome Magazine, somebody will be bound
to order it and pretend they like it. I think they call this "making a statement
with food." Or something. -- Clemmie
As a taster, the Khalhums Dwarf is supreme, a totally unbiased palate, but he's got
to be kept out of the kitchen unless he'll wear a hairnet on his hair AND his beard.
-- Loris Key
Scarlet Skink -- I can't help thinking of a skink as a SMALL lizard, the kind one
could roast with a whole gooseberry in its mouth. You're a little big for that.
Hmm. An Anjou pear? A pair of pairs? A Granny Smith apple? Golden Delicious? How
do you feel about avocados? -- Moldraun
Toreo Filis of Ti, Noble Assassin -- Put a sock in it. Life is hard all over, but
adults put up with it. -- Clemmie
Enrito of Arkers, Master of Kung-Fu -- There is everything wrong with tofu. If I
want a "neutral base," I'll use library paste. -- Golderie
Komodo Dragon -- Damn. -- Ghost of a too-Polite Beggar
Copperhead -- It's pretty enough, but it doesn't last. Copperpoint is the kind of
thing an Embezzling-- Wait a minute. Let me see that again. -- Marngei of Rithakar
Speckled Gecko -- I'd heard about toads having, ah, hallucinogenic sweat. I didn't
know it worked for geckos, too. Cool. -- a very Happy Peasant
Loris Key -- I just wanted a little taste! You didn't have to cut my hand off! --
Tompot Steelclaw
Pike -- Talk about shriveled and shrunken pickles! -- Saralee, Chaste Female
Companion
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ARTHUR BEYER was devastated by GOLDERIE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
LORIS KEY vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CLEMMIE demolished NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PIKE was viciously subdued by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 4 minute gory contest.
MOLDRAUN was overpowered by SPECKLED GECKO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GUARDIAN NAGA devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SCARLET SKINK overpowered FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SOLDIER 4 was luckily beaten by COPPERHEAD in a 4 minute gruesome beginner's melee.
SOLDIER 2 won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's duel.
KOMODO DRAGON was vanquished by SOLDIER 3 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 13 - 6 - 1 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 9 - 1 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 17 - 3 59 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 556 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE GOLDERIE 4657 19 14 1 110 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
AIMED BLOW LORIS KEY 4706 16 6 1 99 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK GUARDIAN NAGA 4712 8 5 0 62 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
SLASHING ATTACK SCARLET SKINK 4713 8 5 0 36 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GOLDERIE 4657. The most popular warrior this turn
was PIKE 4708. The ten other most popular fighters were SOLDIER 4 4646, CLEMMIE
4630, GUARDIAN NAGA 4712, SOLDIER 3 4739, GOLDERIE 4657, LORIS KEY 4706, SPECKLED
GECKO 4711, SOLDIER 2 4647, SCARLET SKINK 4713, and ARTHUR BEYER 4648.
The least popular fighter this week was KOMODO DRAGON 4742. The other ten least
popular fighters were COPPERHEAD 4741, MOLDRAUN 4740, ARTHUR BEYER 4648, SCARLET
SKINK 4713, SOLDIER 2 4647, SPECKLED GECKO 4711, LORIS KEY 4706, GOLDERIE 4657,
SOLDIER 3 4739, and GUARDIAN NAGA 4712.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GOLDERIE (26-4657) GOLDEN CANYON (290)