DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/25/2007    Duedate: 07/07/2007

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-557

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ARTHUR BEYER
MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
(26-4648) [10-3-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ARTHUR BEYER                   POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)        
(26-4648) [10-3-1,109]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PIKE                           SOLDIER 3
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
(26-4708) [14-8-1,81]          (26-4739) [2-0-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)     46
2. DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)     18      MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
3. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         -2      Unchartered Team

                                       RAPTORS (327)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)   18   9  3 66.7   1/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      10  5 0
 2/ 1 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)   43  27  2 61.4   2/ 1 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)   9  6 1
 3/ 3 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      562 723 21 43.7   3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)   7  2 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I'm glad Arthur Beyer didn't die, especially in the Infirmary.  Those orderlies
are terrible gossips, and they would have been sure to blame it on my cooking.  As
if!  Besides, he's a golem, so even if my cooking HAD made him sick, it wouldn't
prove anything for people.

                                     Golderie

P.S.  Shortsword?  How tedious.

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  The boys at DOC LEGRAND'S LAB left the arena dejected, after being 
kicked out of the top spot by GOLDEN CANYON.  Good show!  MEDAL OF HONOR VI had cause 
to celebrate, after ARTHUR BEYER got 22 points by beating LORIS KEY.  LORIS KEY 
certainly had a baffled expression on hers face, after losing to ARTHUR BEYER and 
losing 14 points in the process!  NOBLE ASSASSIN found out that CALEAM isn't a 
democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  So who was the warrior 
seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic 
problem...   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in GOLDEN 
CANYON are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  As a woman of 
good breeding scorns the "warriors" of DOC LEGRAND'S LAB, so did that sorry team shy 
from GOLDEN CANYON Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and SOLDIER 4 is it right 
now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't MEDAL OF HONOR VI proud!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Ask not a spymaster 
for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious 
stupor.   
     All good things must come to an end.  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond 
my control, I must take my leave of this place.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an 
overtaxed simile, I now bid CALEAM farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARTHUR BEYER 4648            10   3  1   109       MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEMMIE 4630                 21  20  1    98       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LORIS KEY 4706               16   7  1    85       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 PIKE 4708                    14   8  1    81       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUARDIAN NAGA 4712            9   5  0    65       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
 SPECKLED GECKO 4711           9   5  1    59       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCARLET SKINK 4713            9   5  0    53       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
 MOLDRAUN 4740                 3   4  0    34       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SOLDIER 1 4649                2   2  1    33       MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
 SOLDIER 3 4739                2   0  0    31       MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
 SOLDIER 2 4647                2   1  1    24       MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COPPERHEAD 4741               3   1  0    16       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
 SOLDIER 4 4646                2   2  0    10       MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
 KOMODO DRAGON 4742            1   2  1     6       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
FRIENDLY CONSTABL 398  0  1 0   1                   SOLDIER 2 4647        557 NONE    
TIMBER RATTLESNA 4710  5  5 0 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 475 SOLDIER 1 4649        553 NONE    
IVORY IGUANA 4714      7  4 0 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 475 PIKE 4708             554         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

"The signal is given for the duel to begin."  Yes, fine, a good idea, but do they
HAVE to use fireworks?  So distracting! -- Golderie

Oh, wow, I told M. Chardinee that he was worthless and weak and didn't belong here!
Do I dare go out at night?  Would he rather I told him about the idea I had for
making a special stake sauce named after him?  Er, I mean "steak" not "stake."
Really.  I have nothing against vampires if they leave me alone.  Everyone has to
live as best they can, right? -- Loris Key

Did you know there's a kind of little fish, sort of like a sardine, that's called,
well, it almost sounds like "assassin."  Some Ferencian name, I guess.  And then you
can make a noble sauce for them lemon and whiskey. -- Clemmie
P.S.  I'm not sure it's worth the effort, though.  They have a lot of bones, and when
you get right down to it, they're still fish.

I need to find out what the Veteran Mercenary has been eating that he could beat me
that easily!  I'm fairly sure it wasn't spinach. -- Pike

Speckled Gecko -- (with a horrified look)  Those are specks of MOLD.  Or maybe
mildew, but either way, you're in trouble.  You can't possible serve something like
that! -- Moldraun

Tompot Steelclaw -- Ask nicely, and you're welcome to a sample. -- Loris Key

Soldier 2 -- They didn't tell me it was a fight!  I thought I was coming to take
dictation. -- Marngei of Rithakar, Trustworthy Scribe

Scarlet Skink -- Life is just a peck of pickles.  I meet a beautiful redhead, and she
hits me. -- Allansi Lees, Fratsfan Noble
P.S.  Okay, so I'm not really Fratsfan, sue me.

Guardian Naga -- Speaking professionally, as one guard to another, that was well
done.  But excessive. -- Chalris Creve, Ambitious Guard

Pike -- Bwahaha. -- Jinsi H'ru, Veteran of Many Actions

Clemmie -- You grievously misjudge me, ma'am.  I am one of the Good Guys.  I have
never killed anyone who didn't have it coming, you know.  I have standards. -- Toreo
Filis of Ti, Assassin in Good Standing

Loris Key -- Permit me to send you some of special Chardinee liqueur, madam.  It will
add a whole new perspective to your recipes. -- M. Risoco Chardinee

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ARTHUR BEYER devastated LORIS KEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
COPPERHEAD was viciously subdued by SOLDIER 3 in a 6 minute Challenge battle.
KOMODO DRAGON lost to SOLDIER 4 in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
GOLDERIE overpowered NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
CLEMMIE devastated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PIKE slimly won victory over SPECKLED GECKO in a 2 minute match.
GUARDIAN NAGA devastated MOLDRAUN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SCARLET SKINK handily defeated RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SOLDIER 2 slaughtered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -   9 -  1      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        12 -   7 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  10 -  1      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  18 -  3      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 557 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ARTHUR BEYER 4648          10   3  1  109 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (468)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEMMIE 4630               21  20  1   98 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
PARRY-LUNGE      PIKE 4708                  14   8  1   81 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   GUARDIAN NAGA 4712          9   5  0   65 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
SLASHING ATTACK  SCARLET SKINK 4713          9   5  0   53 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (475)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PIKE 4708.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SOLDIER 3 4739.  The ten other most popular fighters were ARTHUR BEYER 4648, PIKE 
4708, SOLDIER 4 4646, CLEMMIE 4630, SPECKLED GECKO 4711, SCARLET SKINK 4713, 
COPPERHEAD 4741, GUARDIAN NAGA 4712, SOLDIER 2 4647, and LORIS KEY 4706.

The least popular fighter this week was MOLDRAUN 4740.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KOMODO DRAGON 4742, LORIS KEY 4706, SOLDIER 2 4647, GUARDIAN NAGA 4712, 
COPPERHEAD 4741, SCARLET SKINK 4713, SPECKLED GECKO 4711, CLEMMIE 4630, SOLDIER 4 
4646, and PIKE 4708.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GOLDERIE (26-4657) GOLDEN CANYON (290)