DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/26/2007 Duedate: 12/08/2007
CALEAM ARENA
DM-26 TURN-568
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PIKE
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4708) [19-14-1,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PIKE POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4708) [19-14-1,101]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PIKE COROT TORO
GOLDEN CANYON (290) GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4708) [19-14-1,101] (26-4743) [4-6-0,18]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290) 29
2. STEEL CRUSADE (477) -11 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Unchartered Team
FLAMING DEATH (430)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 593 745 22 44.3 1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 11 4 0
2/ 3 STEEL CRUSADE (477) 122 164 6 42.7 2/ 2 STEEL CRUSADE (477) 5 8 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
So, Up-Chucky, when I hold my hand over your mouth, you can't do your disgusting
little trick, eh? Good. Because if you upped your chuck, why, I'd just have to feed
you more until you kept some of it down. Can't have you starving on your feet or
anything.
Pike
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, CALEAM? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see SHORT ORDER JOE win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SHORT
ORDER JOE beat CALONYMUS and CALONYMUS lost 15 points. You're breakin' my heart.
And if variety is the spice of life, CALEAM may be getting bland, as PIKE stays top
dog in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?
You want to know what's new, don't you, CALEAM?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, MOLDRAUN was this
turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave
team is developing these kinds of weapons?
What does the CALEAM arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Phlllt! Just had to do that
before I leave the fine city of CALEAM. I feel much better now. Paste this one in
your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PIKE 4708 19 14 1 101 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOLDRAUN 4740 12 6 0 93 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAYLON MCCANN 4728 14 26 1 75 STEEL CRUSADE (477)
UP-CHUCKY 4722 8 8 0 70 STEEL CRUSADE (477)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHORT ORDER JOE 4745 4 3 0 40 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CALONYMUS 4721 6 8 0 30 STEEL CRUSADE (477)
SUZETTE CREPPAY 4746 4 0 1 25 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DINK GRUNTLING 4748 2 0 0 23 STEEL CRUSADE (477)
COROT TORO 4743 4 6 0 18 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CNUT CNUKLZ 4747 0 2 0 3 STEEL CRUSADE (477)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Cayon McCann -- You think the celadon wallpaper with the ivory satin stripe? I
wasn't sure about it; mightn't it be a little too subtle for the crowd we get at the
Golden Canyon Saloon? After all, there is also the peacock blue wallpaper with the
white and pink cabbage roses and the true-lovers'-knots in gold. I'll admit that *I*
don't care for the roses wallpaper much, but some people seem to think it might be
(gag) just the thing. -- Moldraun
Caloymus -- Sorry, no, really sorry and no fooling, but I just don't DO candied
ginger root. Where would I put it on my grill, after all? What skillet should I
use? No, I'm a plain greasy cook, and the fancy stuff will just have to be handled
by my teammates. -- Short Order Joe
Trustworthy Scribe...is that one of the blended teas? Hmm, gray and rather murky,
not particularly appealing.... No, I'll pass on that. Especially if you aren't
going to tell me what the tea is blended WITH. -- Corot Toro
Cnut Cnuklz -- Well, of course! Pancakes often have chopped nuts in them. Although
I don't think cinnamon glazed pecans are the exact nuts I want. The sugar would
throw off the rest of the recipe, you see. Plain pecans, some chopped for texture
and the rest ground to coarse meal so they enhance the flavor. -- Suzette Creppay
P.S. Maple syrup, perhaps?
Calonymus -- (astonished look, nay, totally stunned look) Suzette? You actually
want to get to know her? But...she's my cousin! I remember her as a brat with
crooked teeth. How could you want to get to know Suzette? -- Corot Toro
Caylon -- I think the Doc's Lab blew up. It's completely gone. -- Moldraun
Calonymus -- My aunt has a tureen shaped like a duck. She puts sauces in it. My
favorite is the orange sauce she makes, kind of goes with the duck, you know? Not to
mention how good it is on pancakes. Come over first thing in the morning and I'll
show you. -- Suzette
3 November 2007
If you need to send an email to RSI, please send it to CSR (at) reality.com. Using
any other address makes it all but impossible that you'll receive a response. -- RSI
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
UP-CHUCKY was devastated by MOLDRAUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PIKE vanquished CAYLON MCCANN in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
CALONYMUS was subdued by SHORT ORDER JOE in a 2 minute fight.
COROT TORO was unbelievably bested by DINK GRUNTLING in a 5 minute bloody brawl.
SUZETTE CREPPAY luckily beat CNUT CNUKLZ in a 2 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 - 2 80 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 3 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 3 - 1 73 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 2 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 12 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 16 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
Turn 568 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE PIKE 4708 19 14 1 101 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK MOLDRAUN 4740 12 6 0 93 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL SHORT ORDER JOE 4745 4 3 0 40 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PIKE 4708. The most popular warrior this turn was
COROT TORO 4743. The ten other most popular fighters were MOLDRAUN 4740, PIKE 4708,
SHORT ORDER JOE 4745, SUZETTE CREPPAY 4746, CNUT CNUKLZ 4747, CALONYMUS 4721,
UP-CHUCKY 4722, CAYLON MCCANN 4728, DINK GRUNTLING 4748, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was DINK GRUNTLING 4748. The other ten least
popular fighters were CAYLON MCCANN 4728, UP-CHUCKY 4722, CALONYMUS 4721, CNUT CNUKLZ
4747, SUZETTE CREPPAY 4746, SHORT ORDER JOE 4745, PIKE 4708, MOLDRAUN 4740, COROT
TORO 4743, and 0.