DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 11/26/2007 Duedate: 12/08/2007 CALEAM ARENA DM-26 TURN-568 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS PIKE GOLDEN CANYON (290) (26-4708) [19-14-1,101] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader PIKE POSITION IS EMPTY GOLDEN CANYON (290) (26-4708) [19-14-1,101] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite PIKE COROT TORO GOLDEN CANYON (290) GOLDEN CANYON (290) (26-4708) [19-14-1,101] (26-4743) [4-6-0,18] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM GOLDEN CANYON (290) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. GOLDEN CANYON (290) 29 2. STEEL CRUSADE (477) -11 GOLDEN CANYON (290) Unchartered Team FLAMING DEATH (430) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 593 745 22 44.3 1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 11 4 0 2/ 3 STEEL CRUSADE (477) 122 164 6 42.7 2/ 2 STEEL CRUSADE (477) 5 8 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. So, Up-Chucky, when I hold my hand over your mouth, you can't do your disgusting little trick, eh? Good. Because if you upped your chuck, why, I'd just have to feed you more until you kept some of it down. Can't have you starving on your feet or anything. Pike SPY REPORT Well, what are you looking at, CALEAM? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see SHORT ORDER JOE win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SHORT ORDER JOE beat CALONYMUS and CALONYMUS lost 15 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, CALEAM may be getting bland, as PIKE stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, CALEAM? My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start talking.' I loved that woman. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, MOLDRAUN was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's see if anyone's dead or dying. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons? What does the CALEAM arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of CALEAM. I feel much better now. Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PIKE 4708 19 14 1 101 GOLDEN CANYON (290) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MOLDRAUN 4740 12 6 0 93 GOLDEN CANYON (290) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CAYLON MCCANN 4728 14 26 1 75 STEEL CRUSADE (477) UP-CHUCKY 4722 8 8 0 70 STEEL CRUSADE (477) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SHORT ORDER JOE 4745 4 3 0 40 GOLDEN CANYON (290) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CALONYMUS 4721 6 8 0 30 STEEL CRUSADE (477) SUZETTE CREPPAY 4746 4 0 1 25 GOLDEN CANYON (290) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DINK GRUNTLING 4748 2 0 0 23 STEEL CRUSADE (477) COROT TORO 4743 4 6 0 18 GOLDEN CANYON (290) CNUT CNUKLZ 4747 0 2 0 3 STEEL CRUSADE (477) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS Cayon McCann -- You think the celadon wallpaper with the ivory satin stripe? I wasn't sure about it; mightn't it be a little too subtle for the crowd we get at the Golden Canyon Saloon? After all, there is also the peacock blue wallpaper with the white and pink cabbage roses and the true-lovers'-knots in gold. I'll admit that *I* don't care for the roses wallpaper much, but some people seem to think it might be (gag) just the thing. -- Moldraun Caloymus -- Sorry, no, really sorry and no fooling, but I just don't DO candied ginger root. Where would I put it on my grill, after all? What skillet should I use? No, I'm a plain greasy cook, and the fancy stuff will just have to be handled by my teammates. -- Short Order Joe Trustworthy Scribe...is that one of the blended teas? Hmm, gray and rather murky, not particularly appealing.... No, I'll pass on that. Especially if you aren't going to tell me what the tea is blended WITH. -- Corot Toro Cnut Cnuklz -- Well, of course! Pancakes often have chopped nuts in them. Although I don't think cinnamon glazed pecans are the exact nuts I want. The sugar would throw off the rest of the recipe, you see. Plain pecans, some chopped for texture and the rest ground to coarse meal so they enhance the flavor. -- Suzette Creppay P.S. Maple syrup, perhaps? Calonymus -- (astonished look, nay, totally stunned look) Suzette? You actually want to get to know her? But...she's my cousin! I remember her as a brat with crooked teeth. How could you want to get to know Suzette? -- Corot Toro Caylon -- I think the Doc's Lab blew up. It's completely gone. -- Moldraun Calonymus -- My aunt has a tureen shaped like a duck. She puts sauces in it. My favorite is the orange sauce she makes, kind of goes with the duck, you know? Not to mention how good it is on pancakes. Come over first thing in the morning and I'll show you. -- Suzette 3 November 2007 If you need to send an email to RSI, please send it to CSR (at) reality.com. Using any other address makes it all but impossible that you'll receive a response. -- RSI LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS UP-CHUCKY was devastated by MOLDRAUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. PIKE vanquished CAYLON MCCANN in a 1 minute uneven Title battle. CALONYMUS was subdued by SHORT ORDER JOE in a 2 minute fight. COROT TORO was unbelievably bested by DINK GRUNTLING in a 5 minute bloody brawl. SUZETTE CREPPAY luckily beat CNUT CNUKLZ in a 2 minute novice's fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 - 0 100 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 - 2 80 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 3 - 0 75 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 3 - 1 73 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 2 57 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 0 50 | |AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 12 - 1 45 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 16 - 0 43 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 6 - 0 25 | |BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 - 0 25 | Turn 568 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 PARRY-LUNGE WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-LUNGE PIKE 4708 19 14 1 101 GOLDEN CANYON (290) LUNGING ATTACK MOLDRAUN 4740 12 6 0 93 GOLDEN CANYON (290) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL SHORT ORDER JOE 4745 4 3 0 40 GOLDEN CANYON (290) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is PIKE 4708. The most popular warrior this turn was COROT TORO 4743. The ten other most popular fighters were MOLDRAUN 4740, PIKE 4708, SHORT ORDER JOE 4745, SUZETTE CREPPAY 4746, CNUT CNUKLZ 4747, CALONYMUS 4721, UP-CHUCKY 4722, CAYLON MCCANN 4728, DINK GRUNTLING 4748, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was DINK GRUNTLING 4748. The other ten least popular fighters were CAYLON MCCANN 4728, UP-CHUCKY 4722, CALONYMUS 4721, CNUT CNUKLZ 4747, SUZETTE CREPPAY 4746, SHORT ORDER JOE 4745, PIKE 4708, MOLDRAUN 4740, COROT TORO 4743, and 0.