Date   : 03/03/2008    Duedate: 03/15/2008


DM-26    TURN-574

This Weeks Top Honors


(26-4728) [17-29-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STEEL CRUSADE (477)            
(26-4728) [17-29-1,109]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STEEL CRUSADE (477)            STEEL CRUSADE (477)
(26-4728) [17-29-1,109]        (26-4728) [17-29-1,109]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)         69
2. STEEL CRUSADE (477)         27      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         15      Unchartered Team

                                       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)        5   0  1  100   1/ 1 STEEL CRUSADE (477)      12  3 0
 2/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      611 757 22 44.7   2/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       8  7 0
 3/ 2 STEEL CRUSADE (477)      141 175  6 44.6   3/ 0*ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)       5  0 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 293): LORD BYRON of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 587): SAFFRON SKUNK of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 587): ABBOTT of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 580): JEROME of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 576): MANUEL PEREZ of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 576): KEG STAND of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 573): CAYLON MCCANN of STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 569): IRISH CREAM of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 538): SELVUN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 529): LORIMINA of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 520): CADDO SCOT of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 240): PAS DE QUARTIER of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 422): ELEPHANT DUNG of WILD KINGDOM (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 194): I OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 472): VAJRA VALMEJAR of SCARLET KNIGHTS (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 293): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 587): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 587): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 580): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 576): MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 576): GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 573): STEEL CRUSADE (Cassius Calvata, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 569): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 538): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 529): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 520): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 240): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 421): THE EXILED ONES (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 194): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 472): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 585): FARSHOT of NEVERWAKE (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 587): 100% of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
              (turn 586): SCRUFF of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 575): DR HOOK of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 538): SELVUN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 537): BELLA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 529): LORIMINA of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 520): BUNKER of SONS OF TULL (Gerald Bostock, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 239): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 191): AIKEN of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (Manager, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     You can imagine how surprised I was to discover that I had finally beaten
Moldraun in a fair and square fight.  I hate to admit it, but I think it is the new
training regimen that old Calvata has put us on.  I wasn't real sure at first, but
after all the meditation and special vitamins, I gotta say I feel good.  Really at my
best for the first time in a long time.  And hey, I never would have thought I'd be
Duelmaster even once, let alone twice.
     So, since I am feeling expansive here, I want to take a moment to thank
Moldraun, and the rest of the folks at Golden Canyon for all the helpful criticism
they've given me in the past.  It has all gone to help make me what I am today.  I
know you've got your own place and all, but if you drop in at the Twisted Lemming,
I'll pick up the tab.  Try the Kufta...Habib does it up right.


                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of CALEAM.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  The boys at 
ULTRA-VIOLENT are walking tall, as they are ranked 3rd on their first try!  Going for 
the Duelmaster soon?  Practice pays for GUT BUSTER, who pummelled TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE, 
to pocket 16 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, DINK GRUNTLING was 
winsome, after beating KETTELMAN and seeing him lose 5 points.  CAYLON MCCANN 
successfully staved off a grab for the roses by M. CHARDINEE of CALEAM.  Does CALEAM 
have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  Word has it one team in CALEAM is using 
psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Is it charming personality?  Conversational 
abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, KETTELMAN is the most challenged 
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in CALEAM is the highlight of my life.  More important 
duties call me.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid CALEAM 
farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAYLON MCCANN 4728           17  29  1   109       STEEL CRUSADE (477)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UP-CHUCKY 4722               12  10  0   105       STEEL CRUSADE (477)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALONYMUS 4721               11   9  0    90       STEEL CRUSADE (477)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOLDRAUN 4740                15   9  0    64       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHORT ORDER JOE 4745          8   5  0    50       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 SUZETTE CREPPAY 4746          9   1  1    47       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CNUT CNUKLZ 4747              4   4  0    33       STEEL CRUSADE (477)
 COROT TORO 4743               6  10  0    28       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 DINK GRUNTLING 4748           5   3  0    27       STEEL CRUSADE (477)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KETTELMAN 4749                2   2  0    17       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 FLESH FLAYER 4751             1   0  1    16       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
 HEART BREAKER 4752            1   0  0    16       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
 GUT BUSTER 4750               1   0  0    16       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
 SKULL SPLITTER 4753           1   0  0    13       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
 BONE CRUSHER 4754             1   0  0     8       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TRUSTWORTHY SCRI        0  0 0                      FLESH FLAYER 4751     574  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Joe -- I can't say that I blame you.  I've never liked pig's knuckles myself.  And to
tell the truth, pancakes aren't appealing to me much these days either. -- Dink (the
dyspeptic) Gruntling

Suzette -- I've decided that pancakes just don't agree with me.  Not that yours are
bad mind you...but I've decided I like waffles better.  Yeah.  Or maybe french toast
with blackberry syrup.  Yeah. -- Cnut

Clemmie (away off in Andorak) -- The Noble Assassin sends his regards.  Charming
fellow, in his own right.  You just have to know how to take him. -- Caylon

Me wonder how Mercenary got to be Veteran of anything.  He fight like big sissy. --

Corot Toro -- You almost had me that time.  Too bad for you the Comissioners don't
allow hand grenades.  Then, almost might count. -- Cnut (the increasingly witty)

Mercenaries!  Ambitious Guards!  Shiftyeyed Volunteers!  Jaywalkers and Persistent
Beggars!  Who's letting all this riff-raff in the arena?  And to think this place
used to be crawling with Cats, Soldiers, strange Critters and Philanthropists! --

Moldraun -- You shouldn't listen to Corot Toro.  Trying to distract me by waving a
hand full of ginger root around in the air just isn't going to work.  I mean, how far
did it get _him_, I ask you? -- Calonymus

Calonymus -- Listen, it's the weather or something.  All of us, down to the veriest
sweeper of the floors, have had some kind of cold.  We can't cook this way.  We can't
even taste anything this way!  Well, except the pie someone offered us last night by
way of an audition.  NOT someone we will be taking into our company, let me tell you!
There is NOTHING truly wrong with using a recipe.  I don't see why some people can't
accept this.  Sure, you're making a stew, you can experiment.  You're making a
rhubarb pie, a little attention to things such as "how much sugar per cup of rhubarb"
can't do any harm and may stave off a disaster.  Or not.  Some people can't even boil
water.  I do not, myself, believe that anything about that pie can be salvaged, or
would be worth the time and effort if it was, but the Boss says, "Not in tomorrow's
garbage."  Oh, well. -- Moldraun

Dink Gruntling -- Not a BAD sausage, I suppose, but it could use more garlic.  As,
you know, a health measure.  As in, "Garlic Is Good for You.  It fights colds and
other problems."  We could use that. -- Suzette Creppay
P.S.  But it might sit nicely beside french toast with... powdered sugar, I think.
And a dab of nutmeg in the frenching mixture.

Ah, that Ambitious Guard, definitely an Eat-and-Run type of guy.  I would have had no
objection to making him a fried egg sandwich, but I'm afraid he was just too
impatient.  He ended up with a lot of raw egg on his face. -- Short Order Joe

Cnut Cnuklz -- Corn nuts?  (recoiling in horror)  Not in MY nutbread! -- Corot Toro

The Shiftyeyed Volunteer tried again.  This time, I took his arm off at the elbow. --

     As threatened, here is a current manager list for this arena.  Let me know if
     I've gotten anyone's name wrong! -- The Saint, keeper of lists
     GOLDEN CANYON     Leeta
     STEEL CRUSADE     Cassius Calvata

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DINK GRUNTLING unbelievably bested KETTELMAN in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
CAYLON MCCANN bested M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 5 minute one-sided Title duel.
UP-CHUCKY demolished M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
CALONYMUS bested MOLDRAUN in a exciting 3 minute veteran's fight.
SUZETTE CREPPAY devastated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SHORT ORDER JOE defeated VISITING ORC in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur struggle.
COROT TORO was overcome by CNUT CNUKLZ in a 2 minute fight.
GUT BUSTER overcame TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute beginner's melee.
FLESH FLAYER viciously butchered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's duel.
HEART BREAKER vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SKULL SPLITTER handily defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BONE CRUSHER subdued FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW         1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  1     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     17 -   5 -  2      77  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  10 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 574 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  0                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  UP-CHUCKY 4722             12  10  0  105 STEEL CRUSADE (477)
PARRY-LUNGE      CALONYMUS 4721             11   9  0   90 STEEL CRUSADE (477)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOLDRAUN 4740              15   9  0   64 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
WALL OF STEEL    SHORT ORDER JOE 4745        8   5  0   50 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CAYLON MCCANN 4728.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CAYLON MCCANN 4728.  The ten other most popular fighters were MOLDRAUN 4740, 

The least popular fighter this week was DINK GRUNTLING 4748.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SKULL SPLITTER 4753, COROT TORO 4743, BONE CRUSHER 4754, FLESH