DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/10/2008    Duedate: 11/22/2008

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-592

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HERSHEL WILLIAMS
MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
(26-4767) [9-1-1,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HERSHEL WILLIAMS               POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)        
(26-4767) [9-1-1,106]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHORT ORDER JOE                KETTELMAN
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4745) [14-17-0,59]         (26-4749) [11-11-1,52]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)         50
2. MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)     33      MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
3. MENAGERIE (228)              0      Unchartered Team
4. GOLDEN CANYON (290)        -24
                                       ROGAINE (341)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)   38  19  1 66.7   1/ 4 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)       8  7 0
 2/ 3 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)       58  30  1 65.9   2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)   6  3 0
 3- 2 MENAGERIE (228)          178  93 11 65.7   3/ 3 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       6  9 0
 4/ 4 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      649 809 23 44.5   4- 1 MENAGERIE (228)           5  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #17 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

     "No!"  Fandil stopped suddenly in the middle of the street, rapping the butt of
his staff on the paving stones.  "We're going about this all wrong, Lenpro!"
     Lenpro pulled his brother toward the edge of the street.  "You're blocking
traffic," he said.  "Move out of the way and then tell me what's wrong.  Are you
saying that we shouldn't have come to enlist Emperor Alonj, or what?"
     "Alonj?  No, of course we have to use him, poor fellow.  Legitmacy is critical.
No, we're rushing about, acting in haste, without plan or even much thought.  If we
want to succeed and hold the Andorian League together, planning is critical."
     "Is your memory going?  I distinctly recall that we argued, discussed, and
planned all the way from Tarrgir to Fratsfa.  Both of us.  I was there, Fandil, and
*I* remember it."
     "Very amusing, ha ha.  I was there, too, and my memory is fine.  But it doesn't
include any memory of true planning beyond 'our opponents appear to have done this,
we must do that to counter it'.  Not real plans reaching into the future.  Not much
in the way of real information, either:  WHO is our opponent, WHY is he or are they
doing this, WHAT are they trying to achieve, and HOW can we best foil them?"
     "You left out when and where," Lenpro said.
     "WHAT are their resources, and our best resources against them?  WHERE is their
headquarters?" Fandil finished.  He made a gesture of impatience.  "You see the
problem, and you know it isn't a joke, brother.  All we're doing is reacting; our
opponent is calling the steps of the dance."
     "Yes, and probably he--or they--know as well as we do that we'll have to work
with Alonj.  That's one of the reasons the Empress was upset.  We might get a guard
of gladiators for the Emperor and his wife and children; that would be a start there.
But what are you proposing to do about the information shortage?"
     "I shall think," Fandil said.  "No distractions of travel.  And scry where I
can; magical information gathering isn't totally reliable, but it's better than no
information gathering."
     "I've no doubt Fern can fix you up with a private room to think in.  And I will
gather information on the streets," Lenpro said.  He turned toward the Flower Shoppe
and resumed walking.
     Lady Fern could.  "I've just the place for you, brother," she said.  "At the top
of the house in the back, no one traipsing up and down a hall outside your door, you
won't even hear activity from the shop down below."  She called one of the girls, too
many girls, Fandil thought, to show him the way.
     This one, a saucy piece called Charming Chenopodium or some such, okay, not
Chenopodium, it had no flowers to speak of and was eaten like spinach, maybe she was
an Alluring Alysum--  He jerked his thoughts back to the matter at hand.  But the
wretched girl was barely dressed; he supposed that garment she was almost wearing was
a... shift or something; it certainly kept shifting!  She opened a door at the end of
a long hall and stood back.  "Here you are, sir, and you'll have all the quiet you
need.  And then when you're ready for company, just give us a call, you know?"  She
pointed to a silver bell sitting on a table by the window.  "Just ring the bell, and
I'll hear you."  With a last smile that seemed to promise many things, and she
couldn't be as old as twenty!, she... shifted down the hall.
     Fandil shook his head and closed the door carefully behind him.  Did it have a
lock?  Yes.  He turned the lock.  There were days when he simply didn't know what to
make of his sister.  Many days.

     Lenpro was glad enough to separate from Fandil for a while.  He got along just
fine with his brother, but there was no denying that they had different strengths.
Fandil's strength was magic and careful thought.  His own was decisive action, and he
wanted to take some.  Okay, sure, first he would gather a little information in his
own way--walk the streets, linger in the bars, strike up conversations where he found
them--
     "You'll be going out, won't you, Lenpro?" Lady Fern said.  "A good thing, I'm
sure, but you aren't familiar with Fratsfa.  I'll provide you with a guide, I think."
She pointed to one of the girls lingering in doorways and leaning on counters around
the shop.  This one was a round-faced, cheerful blonde.  "That one."
     The blonde bounced over.  "Hi!  I'm a Decadent Dandelion, but you can call me
Dandy."  She smiled up at him.  "I know lots of good places to go in Fratsfa!"

     Fandil sat at the window and looked out over the city, sipping tea from a
service he'd found ready for him.  It was a dramatic view of the old place, pleasing,
too, if one cared for charming melancholy.  Fratsfa boasted of its ancient glories,
and they had been glorious, there was no doubt of that.  But they were in the past,
slipping farther and farther into the past.  There was still good in this old land,
but he had a feeling, almost a vision, of the present strength burning away to make a
carnival for the heedless.  There was a feverish rush after pleasures--not even Fern
was immune, and other parts of Andoria pursued it as blindly as Fratsfa did.  But
that hid the deeper issues.
     He was supposed to be considering the problems the disappearance of the king
presented, but he now saw that as merely one more symptom of the deeper issue:  The
Andorian League was a hollow shell, a shallow mask over the deep divisions between
the five realms that composed it.  No one, not any of the old kings--  Ha, OLD kings?
The League wasn't that old, there were humans alive who had been born before it
formed.  Still, not even the earlier kings of the League had addressed the problems
that divided the realms.  Race, of course, or more properly species:  human, elf,
werecat.  But there were cultural gulfs, as well.  The Andorian League was just that,
an alliance rather than a true nation.  If Aradi had been part of a true nation,
would it have seceded?  Would it have been ALLOWED to secede?
     He shoved these thoughts aside.  They represented a problem that needed to be
addressed, but not now.  Right now... he barked a laugh.  Right now, he had to figure
out how to patch together the League that still was, in the hopes that there would BE
a future when they could try to solve the deeper issues.
     Should that patching job even be attemtped?  He hesitated, then nodded.  Yes.
Even if the League didn't become a nation, its original purpose remained:  to unite
the people of this corner of Alastari against their enemies.  And the League, all
Alastari, had enemies.  Had one Enemy, at least, in common.  Because there was
something in the north, something within the Karnhorn lands, that was building
strength and would destroy all the good and simple things that made life worth
living, if it wasn't stopped.

     "First," Lenpro said, "I just want to get a feel for the town.  The moods, the
factions, the general attitudes--"
     "Great!  There are attitudes everywhere," Dandy assured him.  She grabbed his
hand and set off.  "I'll show you!"

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 302): IMBER LACK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 606): THUNK of TECHNO 8 (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 605): RAIN MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 598): SERAPHIM of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 595): SOLDIER 8 of MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 594): ELINDOR IMARDA of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 591): GUT BUSTER of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 587): BROTHER J.J. of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 557): NORM THE GNOME of GUARDIANS II (Twig, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 548): RAISE THE ABYSS of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 539): TANK of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 250): SIZZLING SUNFLOWER of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 438): CRUZIA GARDETT of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 203): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 491): SNAKE CHARMER of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 302): GENERALS (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 606): IMMORTALS (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 605): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 598): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 595): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 594): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 591): MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 587): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 557): GUARDIANS II (Twig, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 548): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 539): INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 250): ZERO (Ice Man, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 438): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 203): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 491): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 302): IMBER LACK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
                           CRIMSON MIST of BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 606): BARK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                   (turn 605): ECRU ELEPHANT of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 597): DOLBY JOSSEL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 594): ELINDOR IMARDA of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              STAN DAUFF of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 586): OZZIE CANSECO of THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 556): CHUCK ELVIS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 538): MEMNOCK of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 437): DIMAGGIO oF 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Wow, this throne is comfy and there's a drink holder built in.  I'm happy to be my
manager's first Duelmaster since his return after 15 years; let's see if I can hold
on for another turn.  I'm trying to give you another shot Suzette.

                          Gut Buster

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in CALEAM!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, MENAGERIE had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by ULTRA-VIOLENT!  Way to go 
ULTRA-VIOLENT!  ULTRA-VIOLENT like really fought hard to move up to 1st from 4th.  
Way to go!  MVP award for HEART BREAKER?  ULTRA-VIOLENT's proud of her after beating 
SUZETTE CREPPAY and getting 23 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  SUZETTE 
CREPPAY's match with HEART BREAKER cost her a loss of 17 points!  And I was just 
getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome HERSHEL 
WILLIAMS.  Aren't MEDAL OF HONOR F7 proud.  (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all 
their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of MEDAL OF HONOR F7 must be getting lonely.  They 
were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  I don't know 
what ULTRA-VIOLENT's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights 
from MEDAL OF HONOR F7, that's fer sher.  Like, is SUZETTE CREPPAY popular, or what?  
She was challenged the most in all of CALEAM!  She's got a 17-11-1, is that good?  
For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out DEATH RATTLE  challenged 
KETTELMAN.  After all, haven't ULTRA-VIOLENT and GOLDEN CANYON had a long standing 
duel in CALEAM?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but KETTELMAN wants me 
to write about it since he was subdued by DEATH RATTLE.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  CALEAM is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I 
had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767         9   1  1   106       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLDIER 23 4765              11   3  0    97       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEART BREAKER 4752           12   6  0    86       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
 GUT BUSTER 4750              13   5  0    82       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
-SOLDIER 22 4768               8   0  0    79       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLESH FLAYER 4751            12   6  1    64       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
 SUZETTE CREPPAY 4746         17  11  1    63       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 DEATH RATTLE 4773             6   5  0    60       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
 SHORT ORDER JOE 4745         14  17  0    59       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FALLEN 4781                   6   0  1    54       MENAGERIE (228)
 KETTELMAN 4749               11  11  1    52       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 COROT TORO 4743               9  25  0    52       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 KNEE BREAKER 4770             7   5  0    52       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
-JEREMY 4774                   6   3  1    45       MENAGERIE (228)
 SPITZIN 4772                  7   6  0    36       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AMARANTH 4784                 3   1  1    26       MENAGERIE (228)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOMER WISE 4764               3  11  0    20       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
-SOLDIER 20 4787               1   0  0    18       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
-THE UNFORGIVEN 4786           1   0  0    14       MENAGERIE (228)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HARRY MICHAEL 4766      6  4 0 MEDAL OF HONOR F 481 KETTELMAN 4749        588  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Fallen -- Ah, they say women are clever and faithless.  I keep forgetting that when I
see a pretty face.  I bent over to help you up, and you whammed me in a, um, very
personal place.  Although, really, all my places are personal. -- Corot Toro

Gut Buster -- I have NEVER seen one person eat that many of my pancakes in a single
sitting.  Okay, standing, but the principle remains.  You must have hollow legs. --
Suzette Creppay

Jeremy -- "Campfire Stew," Jorja calls it, and I am glad you liked it.  If we hadn't
been facing off against each other, however, I would have suggested you not have the
third bowl. -- Kettelman

Death Rattle -- I don't appreciate those kinds of comments on my cooking. -- Short
Order Joe

Bah, the Beggar. -- Spitzin

8 July 2008
                *****************************************************
                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
                *****************************************************
                **********************ATTENTION**********************
                *****************************************************
                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque

Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEART BREAKER devastated SUZETTE CREPPAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLESH FLAYER won victory over SHORT ORDER JOE in a 3 minute expert's Challenge battle.
DEATH RATTLE luckily beat KETTELMAN in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
GUT BUSTER was devastated by HERSHEL WILLIAMS in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
SOLDIER 23 overpowered VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
COROT TORO was devastated by KNEE BREAKER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
SPITZIN overpowered HOMER WISE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        13 -   2 -  1      87  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  11 -  1      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  27 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  19 -  1      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  14 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 592 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767       9   1  1  106 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
LUNGING ATTACK   SOLDIER 23 4765            11   3  0   97 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
PARRY-LUNGE      HEART BREAKER 4752         12   6  0   86 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
WALL OF STEEL    FLESH FLAYER 4751          12   6  1   64 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
TOTAL PARRY      DEATH RATTLE 4773           6   5  0   60 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
BASHING ATTACK   KNEE BREAKER 4770           7   5  0   52 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHORT ORDER JOE 4745.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KETTELMAN 4749.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLESH FLAYER 4751, 
SHORT ORDER JOE 4745, KNEE BREAKER 4770, HEART BREAKER 4752, DEATH RATTLE 4773, 
HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767, SOLDIER 23 4765, SPITZIN 4772, SUZETTE CREPPAY 4746, and GUT 
BUSTER 4750.

The least popular fighter this week was HOMER WISE 4764.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were COROT TORO 4743, GUT BUSTER 4750, SUZETTE CREPPAY 4746, SPITZIN 4772, 
SOLDIER 23 4765, HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767, DEATH RATTLE 4773, HEART BREAKER 4752, KNEE 
BREAKER 4770, and SHORT ORDER JOE 4745.