DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/31/2009 Duedate: 09/12/2009
CALEAM ARENA
DM-26 TURN-611
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HERSHEL WILLIAMS
MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
(26-4767) [12-2-1,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HERSHEL WILLIAMS POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
(26-4767) [12-2-1,113]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
KETTELMAN HEAD BANGER
GOLDEN CANYON (290) ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
(26-4749) [19-22-1,92] (26-4803) [0-1-0,3]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ULTRA-VIOLENT (479) 42
2. MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481) 14 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
3. GOLDEN CANYON (290) -12 Unchartered Team
RUMINANTS (266)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481) 68 32 4 68.0 1/ 2 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479) 8 7 1
2/ 3 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479) 107 64 2 62.6 2/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 8 7 0
3/ 4 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 680 873 23 43.8 3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 312): PEARL HARBOR of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 627): BROWN NOSE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 626): FLOORMAT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 614): ULTRA-FAITH of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 616): PAUL WIEDORFER of MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 611): BELLE ISSIMO of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 610): DEATH RATTLE of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 608): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 578): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 569): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 560): ANNA BEATRICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 260): IRMINSUL of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 459): THOMAS WIGLE of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 214): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 512): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 312): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Z, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 627): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 626): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 614): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 616): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 611): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 610): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 608): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 578): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 569): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 560): FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 260): THE UNDEAD II (?, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 459): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 214): OUT OF THIS WORLD, (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 512): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 312): PEARL HARBOR of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
(turn 311): ZIP of Z GLADIATORZ (Mr. Z, mgr.)
CONUNDRUM of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 626): FLOORMAT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 625): GEORGE FOREMUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
MUN OVER BOARD of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 614): ULTRA-FAITH of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 616): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 608): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 569): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 260): IRMINSUL of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon CALEAM, for I,
Novgorodny Vir, have returned! GOLDEN CANYON? Who? ULTRA-VIOLENT is the top team
these days, buddies! ULTRA-VIOLENT had cause to celebrate, after CRANIUM CRUSHER got
20 points by beating TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE. COROT TORO certainly had a baffled
expression on his face, after losing to KUNG-FU MASTER and losing 12 points in the
process! In CALEAM, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new
Duelmaster, HERSHEL WILLIAMS. So who's the team that's been walking into taverns
last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A
certain tavern in CALEAM would I avoid!
All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards
fat! CALEAM, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The
Swinging Aardvark. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767 12 2 1 113 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SOLDIER 23 4765 15 4 0 124 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
KETTELMAN 4749 19 22 1 92 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
DEATH RATTLE 4773 16 12 0 91 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHORT ORDER JOE 4745 17 33 0 84 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
COROT TORO 4743 11 42 0 75 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPITZIN 4772 16 16 0 64 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SOLDIER 1 4791 6 3 0 41 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FILET OF SOUL 4801 2 0 0 30 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
DISEMBOWELER 4798 2 2 1 24 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRANIUM CRUSHER 4802 1 0 0 20 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
-SOLDIER 3 4795 3 0 0 19 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
PASCELLA 4800 4 0 0 18 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-SOLDIER 2 4797 1 0 0 11 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
HEAD BANGER 4803 0 1 0 3 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Death Rattle -- If that's a comment on the fact that I managed to burn the beans,
it's unnecessary. I noticed. It's hard not to notice burned beans, and impossible
to scour them out of the pan. I may have to throw it away! Or maybe... hmm. A
blowtorch? -- Kettelman
Kettelman hoped to draw the Khalhums Dwarf, he says old Tompot's a prime trencherman.
Maybe so, but he doesn't know, you will forgive the word, beans about art. -- Corot
Toro
The Veteran Mercenary is close to a bottomless pit when it comes to hash and
tomatoes. Well, I guess it takes all kinds, and I do like to see someone enjoy my
food. -- Short Order Joe
The Virginal Concubine is a damned picky eater. -- Spitizn
Disemboweler -- What nonsense. Eat the good fresh bread, plenty of butter to go with
it, you know!, and be silent. -- Pascella
We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Golden Canyon chefs
26 August 09
There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
arenas. When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
arena number! It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key. When the
receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DEATH RATTLE was devastated by HERSHEL WILLIAMS in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SHORT ORDER JOE was overcome by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute veteran's match.
KETTELMAN won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
COROT TORO was narrowly defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPITZIN was devastated by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FILET OF SOUL devastated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DISEMBOWELER handily defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PASCELLA won victory over HEAD BANGER in a action packed 4 minute beginner's duel.
CRANIUM CRUSHER overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 1 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 14 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 12 - 1 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 15 - 2 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 611 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767 12 2 1 113 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
TOTAL PARRY DEATH RATTLE 4773 16 12 0 91 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is KETTELMAN 4749. The most popular warrior this turn
was HEAD BANGER 4803. The ten other most popular fighters were SHORT ORDER JOE 4745,
HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767, DISEMBOWELER 4798, CRANIUM CRUSHER 4802, DEATH RATTLE 4773,
KETTELMAN 4749, FILET OF SOUL 4801, PASCELLA 4800, COROT TORO 4743, and SPITZIN 4772.
The least popular fighter this week was SPITZIN 4772. The other ten least popular
fighters were COROT TORO 4743, PASCELLA 4800, FILET OF SOUL 4801, KETTELMAN 4749,
DEATH RATTLE 4773, CRANIUM CRUSHER 4802, DISEMBOWELER 4798, HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767,
SHORT ORDER JOE 4745, and HEAD BANGER 4803.