DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/14/2009    Duedate: 09/26/2009

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-612

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HERSHEL WILLIAMS
MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
(26-4767) [13-2-1,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HERSHEL WILLIAMS               POSITION IS EMPTY
MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)        
(26-4767) [13-2-1,124]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KETTELMAN                      CRANIUM CRUSHER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
(26-4749) [20-22-1,100]        (26-4802) [2-0-0,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)         44
2. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         30      MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)     11      Unchartered Team

                                       RUMINANTS (266)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)   69  32  4 68.3   1/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       9  6 0
 2/ 2 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)      111  65  2 63.1   2/ 1 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)       9  6 0
 3/ 3 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      684 874 23 43.9   3/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)   2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 313): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 628): BROWN NOSE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 627): ANZAC of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 615): ELLIRN KOUL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 617): PAUL WIEDORFER of MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 612): BELLE ISSIMO of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 611): HERSHEL WILLIAMS of MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (The Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 609): BROTHER DOBBIN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 579): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 570): SERGEANT3 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 561): ANNA BEATRICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 261): NUMBSKULL of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 460): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 214): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 513): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 313): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Z, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 628): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 627): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 615): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 617): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 612): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 611): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 609): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 579): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 570): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 561): FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 261): OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 460): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 214): OUT OF THIS WORLD, (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 513): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 312): PEARL HARBOR of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 628): BROWN NOSE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 627): ANZAC of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
              (turn 626): FLOORMAT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 614): ULTRA-FAITH of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 616): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 609): LADY LIBERTY of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
             (turn 608): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 569): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 260): IRMINSUL of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of CALEAM!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  What's with HEAD BANGER?  He 
actually beat CALEAM's TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE, and walked away with 19 more points from 
the fight.  Laughs were big at ULTRA-VIOLENT while they watched CRANIUM CRUSHER 
clobber PASCELLA.  She lost 3 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the 
stands.  See how the Duelmaster challenged ULTRA-VIOLENT's DEATH RATTLE?  That sort 
of initiative is how he got where he is now.  DEATH RATTLE was reminded on the sands 
why HERSHEL WILLIAMS is Duelmaster.  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty 
gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  What do people see in 
DEATH RATTLE?  His 16-13-0?  ULTRA-VIOLENT ain't talkin', but he's got 86 points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You 
young rapscallions, take note!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767        13   2  1   124       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SOLDIER 23 4765              15   4  0   124       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
 KETTELMAN 4749               20  22  1   100       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 COROT TORO 4743              12  42  0    91       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHORT ORDER JOE 4745         18  33  0    87       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 DEATH RATTLE 4773            16  13  0    86       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
 SPITZIN 4772                 17  16  0    70       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SOLDIER 1 4791                6   3  0    41       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
 DISEMBOWELER 4798             3   2  1    40       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
 FILET OF SOUL 4801            3   0  0    35       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRANIUM CRUSHER 4802          2   0  0    29       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEAD BANGER 4803              1   1  0    22       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
-SOLDIER 3 4795                3   0  0    19       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
 PASCELLA 4800                 4   1  0    15       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-SOLDIER 2 4797                1   0  0    11       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Old Tompot Steelclaw, the Khalhums Dwarf, wanted me to cook RATS.  I told him, I
don't have rats in my kitchen, alive or dead.  Cheese Louise!  Rats, the very idea!
-- Short Order Joe

M. Chardinee has always liked my bean soup.  I appreciate that in an eater. --
Kettelman

The Kung-Fu Master just doesn't understand color and design.  Paint everything blood
red, and he's happy with it.  Philistine. -- Corot Toro

You would not BELIEVE the way the Virginal Concubine can put away the cookies!
Bottomless pits aren't in it with her. -- Spitzin

Head Banger -- If you insist, I *will* bang you upside the head with a loaf of crusty
bread.  But it's a waste of good bread. -- Pascella

26 August 09
     There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
     arenas.  When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
     arena number!  It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key.  When the
     receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
     Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HERSHEL WILLIAMS devastated DEATH RATTLE in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
KETTELMAN handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
COROT TORO devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SHORT ORDER JOE bested KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SPITZIN overpowered THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FILET OF SOUL overpowered FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DISEMBOWELER vanquished HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PASCELLA was savagely defeated by CRANIUM CRUSHER in a 4 minute beginner's duel.
HEAD BANGER overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW         6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   2 -  1      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  13 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  10 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  14 -  2      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 612 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767      13   2  1  124 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
TOTAL PARRY      DEATH RATTLE 4773          16  13  0   86 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
LUNGING ATTACK   SPITZIN 4772               17  16  0   70 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
SLASHING ATTACK  DISEMBOWELER 4798           3   2  1   40 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KETTELMAN 4749.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CRANIUM CRUSHER 4802.  The ten other most popular fighters were KETTELMAN 4749, 
SHORT ORDER JOE 4745, HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767, COROT TORO 4743, SPITZIN 4772, FILET OF 
SOUL 4801, HEAD BANGER 4803, DEATH RATTLE 4773, DISEMBOWELER 4798, and PASCELLA 4800.

The least popular fighter this week was PASCELLA 4800.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DISEMBOWELER 4798, DEATH RATTLE 4773, HEAD BANGER 4803, FILET OF SOUL 
4801, SPITZIN 4772, COROT TORO 4743, HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767, SHORT ORDER JOE 4745, 
KETTELMAN 4749, and CRANIUM CRUSHER 4802.