DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/07/2009    Duedate: 12/19/2009

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-618

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEATH RATTLE
ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
(26-4773) [19-14-0,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEATH RATTLE                   HILLARY CLINTON
ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)            FIRST LADIES (482)
(26-4773) [19-14-0,101]        (26-4805) [4-1-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHORT ORDER JOE                SHORT ORDER JOE
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4745) [21-36-0,99]         (26-4745) [21-36-0,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         23
2. ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)         23      MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)     10      Unchartered Team
4. FIRST LADIES (482)         -20
                                       FIRST LADIES (482)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*FIRST LADIES (482)        18   7  2 72.0   1/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      11  4 0
 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)   77  37  4 67.5   2/ 1*FIRST LADIES (482)        9  6 0
 3/ 3 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)      122  74  2 62.2   3/ 3 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)       7  8 0
 4/ 4 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      701 887 23 44.1   4/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)   1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 316): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 634): STABLEBOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 633): TYNE of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 618): HATE MY LIFE of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 623): WILD FIRE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 618): BELLE ISSIMO of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 617): SHORT ORDER JOE of GOLDEN CHANYON (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 615): HIPS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 580): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 576): COUNTRY RHODES of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 567): BROTHER JEROME of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 264): NUMBSKULL of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 466): VALNAKORINE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 217): WITCH of DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 519): SPAWN of CHECKMATE (The Storm Lord, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 316): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 634): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 633): ACTION HEROES (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 618): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 623): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 618): DARK FORCES (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 617): FIRST LADIES (?, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 615): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 580): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 576): THE STORM FRONT (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 566): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth?, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 264): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 466): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 217): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 519): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 622): LORMIN GARDE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 616): KETTELMAN of GOLDEN CHANYON (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 613): HELP ON THE WAY of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 580): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 575): STANLOY MEDAR of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 566): ANNA BEATRICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 264): NUMBSKULL of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
                            BRAIN TUMOR of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
                            PULLED HAMSTRING of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
                (turn 263): BEXLY of OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     You're a promising lad, Soldier 1, but not ready for the hot and fast work in my
kitchen yet.  Maybe in a few months.

                                   Short Order Joe

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail CALEAM!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  It seems the training can make the difference, as FIRST LADIES is pushed out 
of top team by GOLDEN CANYON, who came from 2nd with a 4-1-0 this turn.  And let's 
see, LUPITA LOEAN fought SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER and gained 13 points and contributed to 
GOLDEN CANYON's 4-1-0.  JACKIE O has lost to CRANIUM CRUSHER, falling 7 points, while 
helping make FIRST LADIES a 0-5-0 turn.  And all eyes were on DEATH RATTLE this turn 
as he ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  CALEAM has a new victor!  Can someone 
confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at 
The Warty Toad until they win.  Maybe?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  ULTRA-VIOLENT has cause to stand tall, as they were CALEAM's 
most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And guess who 
avoided ULTRA-VIOLENT stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was MEDAL OF HONOR F7.  
Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was ULTRA-VIOLENT's warrior 
DEATH RATTLE.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or 
hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, CALEAM, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in CALEAM, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in CALEAM again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEATH RATTLE 4773            19  14  0   101       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHORT ORDER JOE 4745         21  36  0    99       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 SPITZIN 4772                 20  19  0    93       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767        16   4  1    90       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
 COROT TORO 4743              13  47  0    86       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-SOLDIER 1 4791                9   4  0    77       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FILET OF SOUL 4801            6   1  0    61       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
 HEAD BANGER 4803              4   2  0    60       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                 9   2  0    38       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HILLARY CLINTON 4805          4   1  0    33       FIRST LADIES (482)
 CRANIUM CRUSHER 4802          3   3  0    30       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
 CONDI RICE 4808               4   1  1    28       FIRST LADIES (482)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        4   1  0    23       FIRST LADIES (482)
 MARTHA WASHINGTON 4806        2   3  1    18       FIRST LADIES (482)
 JACKIE O 4807                 4   1  0    16       FIRST LADIES (482)
-SOLDIER 3 4795                3   1  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
 LUPITA LOEAN 4810             1   0  0    13       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-SOLDIER 2 4797                1   0  0    11       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DISEMBOWELER 4798       4  5 1 ULTRA-VIOLENT 479    ARENAMASTER TOHR      618  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hershel Williams -- And one for the road, I will leave you a free ticket to the pot-
luck supper at the Golden Canyon.  Try it, you might like it, and the price is right.
-- Kettelman

A Kung-Fu Master?  "Enrito of Arkers," it says on his card.  Like I'm going to mess
up my kitchen with flour and bake HIM his favorite cookies?  No way! -- Spitzin

Death Rattle -- Paint it black, dude. -- Corot Toro
P.S.  But none for me, I like things colorful.  Yellow, blue, green... not much red,
though.

Filet of Soul -- But I don't DO fish!  I'm a baker, not an entre cook.  How about
some bread sticks? -- Pascella

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DISEMBOWELER was butchered by ARENAMASTER TOHREHN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SHORT ORDER JOE was unbelievably bested by DEATH RATTLE in a 3 minute Title duel.
COROT TORO luckily beat HEAD BANGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
SPITZIN savagely defeated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
HERSHEL WILLIAMS vanquished FILET OF SOUL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HILLARY CLINTON was beaten by HAPPY PEASANT in a 3 minute gory amateur's brawl.
CONDI RICE was overcome by PASCELLA in a 3 minute beginner vs. expert melee.
ELENORE ROOSEVELT lost to VISITING ORC in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
MARTHA WASHINGTON was vanquished by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CRANIUM CRUSHER overcame JACKIE O in a 2 minute bout.
LUPITA LOEAN overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   6 -  0      74  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW         5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  10 -  1      66  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   9 -  2      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 618 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DEATH RATTLE 4773          19  14  0  101 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
LUNGING ATTACK   SPITZIN 4772               20  19  0   93 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
AIMED BLOW       HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767      16   4  1   90 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
SLASHING ATTACK  FILET OF SOUL 4801          6   1  0   61 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
STRIKING ATTACK  HEAD BANGER 4803            4   2  0   60 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHORT ORDER JOE 4745.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SHORT ORDER JOE 4745.  The ten other most popular fighters were CONDI RICE 
4808, SPITZIN 4772, HILLARY CLINTON 4805, CRANIUM CRUSHER 4802, HEAD BANGER 4803, 
HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767, COROT TORO 4743, LUPITA LOEAN 4810, DEATH RATTLE 4773, and 
PASCELLA 4800.

The least popular fighter this week was JACKIE O 4807.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MARTHA WASHINGTON 4806, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, FILET OF SOUL 4801, 
DISEMBOWELER 4798, PASCELLA 4800, DEATH RATTLE 4773, LUPITA LOEAN 4810, COROT TORO 
4743, HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767, and HEAD BANGER 4803.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HERSHEL WILLIAMS (26-4767) MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)