DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/21/2009    Duedate: 01/02/2010

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-619

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHORT ORDER JOE
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4745) [22-36-0,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHORT ORDER JOE                POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            
(26-4745) [22-36-0,102]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHORT ORDER JOE                CONDI RICE
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            FIRST LADIES (482)
(26-4745) [22-36-0,102]        (26-4808) [5-1-1,32]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         30
2. MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)      9      MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
3. ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)          0      Unchartered Team
4. FIRST LADIES (482)         -11
                                       FIRST LADIES (482)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)   78  37  4 67.8   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      11  4 0
 2/ 1*FIRST LADIES (482)        20  10  2 66.7   2/ 2*FIRST LADIES (482)        7  8 0
 3- 3 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)      122  74  2 62.2   3- 3 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)       5  5 0
 4/ 4 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      705 888 23 44.3   4/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)   2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 316): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 635): GREEN THUMB of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 634): TYNE of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 619): HATE MY LIFE of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 624): WILD FIRE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 619): RAVING LUNATIC of DARK FORCES (The Walking Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 618): DEATH RATTLE of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 616): HIPS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 581): CORBIE LEK of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 577): COUNTRY RHODES of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 568): BINKLY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 264): NUMBSKULL of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 467): VALNAKORINE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 218): WITCH of DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 520): SHERRI of SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 316): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 635): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 634): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 619): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 624): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 619): DARK FORCES (The Walking Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 618): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 615): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 581): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 577): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 567): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 264): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 467): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 218): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 520): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 315): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 619): HERSHEL WILLIAMS of MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 622): LORMIN GARDE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 581): CALHOUN DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 580): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 568): BINKLY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 264): NUMBSKULL of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
                            BRAIN TUMOR of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
                            PULLED HAMSTRING of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
                (turn 263): BEXLY of OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, here I am at the top, how's it feel to have a scum for a Duelmaster?  This
actually snuck up on me as I seemed to fly up the rankings over the last couple of
fights.  I won't be leaving for the island any time soon as I have no experts yet,
but I don't mind sharing my stats early.
     I'm a Total Parry, of course, with ST:12(13) CN:19(20)(21) SZ:12 WT:7(8)
WL:14(15) SP:5 DF:15(16)  I've only burned a few skills for so many stat raises and
will be ready to bust some in the future.
     Short Order Joe, my challenge goes out to you.  If I'm right, we have battled 4
times and the count is 2-2.  I look forward to trying to scum you one more time.
     Look out for the new guy in our stable, Blunt Trauma.  He could be something
nice if you don't kill him...that should put a target on his back well enough.  Filet
of Soul looks pretty impressive (made the 5% Great Damage roll) and is the best
Slasher Deep Thought has ever had (he hasn't run very many at all and has been
missing out).
     Until next turn, keep your scimitars oiled and your martinis dry.

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in CALEAM!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for LUPITA LOEAN?  
GOLDEN CANYON's proud of her after beating ELENORE ROOSEVELT and getting 18 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  ELENORE ROOSEVELT got smashed by LUPITA LOEAN, and 
lost 9 points!  What a putz!  DEATH RATTLE fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then 
quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said he was a genius...  Was that a tear 
I saw in SHORT ORDER JOE's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't NOBLE 
ASSASSIN fit to be tied!  Who was the wiseguy that said CALEAM's Duelmaster was 
paying for drinks at The Welcome Wench?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHORT ORDER JOE 4745         22  36  0   102       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEATH RATTLE 4773            19  14  0   101       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
 SPITZIN 4772                 21  19  0    95       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COROT TORO 4743              13  48  0    87       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-SOLDIER 1 4791                9   4  0    77       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FILET OF SOUL 4801            6   1  0    61       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
-HEAD BANGER 4803              4   2  0    60       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                10   2  0    44       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONDI RICE 4808               5   1  1    32       FIRST LADIES (482)
 HILLARY CLINTON 4805          4   2  0    32       FIRST LADIES (482)
 LUPITA LOEAN 4810             2   0  0    31       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-CRANIUM CRUSHER 4802          3   3  0    30       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACKIE O 4807                 5   1  0    18       FIRST LADIES (482)
-SOLDIER 3 4795                3   1  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
 ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        4   2  0    14       FIRST LADIES (482)
 MARTHA WASHINGTON 4806        2   4  1    11       FIRST LADIES (482)
-SOLDIER 2 4797                1   0  0    11       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hershel Williams -- I guess if I had to lose my first fight, it's not too bad to lose
to a sweet AB with a lot more fights like yourself.  I did think I would learn more
skills, but I'll take 2. -- Filet of Soul

Corot Toro -- AAACCCKKK, I almost had you there, and you said sit down, young man.
But come on, 1 freaking skill and you have 54 more fights than me and I have a 17 WT.
I'll see you again with a bigger weapon. -- Head Banger

First Ladies -- 0-5, that's a change from your almost spotless record.  Welcome back
to earth, Ladies, and who is your manager? -- Deep Thought Mgr. Ultra-Violent

Pascella -- How about some garlic crab biscuits? -- Filet of Soul

Death Rattle -- That's IT, I've HAD it with you coming into my kitchen and putting on
your "I've been poisoned" act.  You want to eat, you do your own cooking. -- Short
Order Joe

Head Banger -- I didn't think my colors were that... bold and contrasting.  You're
exaggerating.  I'm pretty sure you're exaggerating.  And anyway, I like them. --
Corot Toro

The Virginal Concubine wants me to cook with white chocolate.  I'm not so sure of
that, the taste is so... bland. -- Spitzin

Condi Rice -- I don't think so.  Not enough gluten.  And I am NOT going to make, I
can barely stand to SAY it much less cook it, rice cakes. -- Pascella

I was going to make the Shiftyeyed Volunteer my signature enchiladas... until he
reached for the catsup.  Totally unacceptable! -- Lupita Loean

Our congratulations to Hershel Williams. -- Jorja and the Golden Canyon chefs

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHORT ORDER JOE viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SPITZIN overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
HERSHEL WILLIAMS devastated COROT TORO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PASCELLA subdued HILLARY CLINTON in a 2 minute competition.
CONDI RICE slimly won victory over CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute gory duel.
MARTHA WASHINGTON was devastated by FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JACKIE O unbelievably bested FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 4 minute gruesome fight.
ELENORE ROOSEVELT was vanquished by LUPITA LOEAN in a 5 minute gruesome uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   6 -  0      74  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -   9 -  1      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 619 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SPITZIN 4772               21  19  0   95 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              10   2  0   44 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHORT ORDER JOE 4745.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CONDI RICE 4808.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHORT ORDER JOE 
4745, SPITZIN 4772, HILLARY CLINTON 4805, LUPITA LOEAN 4810, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, 
PASCELLA 4800, COROT TORO 4743, MARTHA WASHINGTON 4806, JACKIE O 4807, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was JACKIE O 4807.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MARTHA WASHINGTON 4806, COROT TORO 4743, PASCELLA 4800, ELENORE 
ROOSEVELT 4804, LUPITA LOEAN 4810, HILLARY CLINTON 4805, SPITZIN 4772, SHORT ORDER 
JOE 4745, CONDI RICE 4808, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SHORT ORDER JOE (26-4745) GOLDEN CANYON (290)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HERSHEL WILLIAMS (26-4767) MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)