DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/15/2010    Duedate: 02/27/2010

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-623

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPITZIN
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4772) [24-20-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPITZIN                        PHANTASMAL
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
(26-4772) [24-20-0,100]        (26-3493) [2-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPITZIN                        CONDI RICE
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            FIRST LADIES (482)
(26-4772) [24-20-0,100]        (26-4808) [6-4-1,42]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FIRST LADIES (482)          29
2. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)          11      FIRST LADIES (482)
3. GOLDEN CANYON (290)          8      Unchartered Team
4. ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)          0
5. MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)      0      ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)   79  38  4 67.5   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       7  6 1
 2- 2 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)      129  77  2 62.6   2- 2 ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)       5  0 0
 3/ 4*ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)         3   2  1 60.0   3/ 3 FIRST LADIES (482)        5  7 1
 4/ 3 FIRST LADIES (482)        27  20  3 57.4   4/ 4*ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        3  2 1
 5/ 5 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      716 895 25 44.4   5- 5 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)   1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 318): WAR BOND of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 639): GREEN THUMB of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 638): FLOPEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 623): HATE MY LIFE of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 628): WILD FIRE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 623): AIKIDO of DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 622): COROT TORO of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 620): DIGGITY DOG of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 585): JOFRE MAINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 581): RED DAWG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 572): SHADOW BLADE of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 266): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 470): VALNAKORINE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 220): FOUR EYES of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 524): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 318): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 639): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 638): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 623): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 628): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 623): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 622): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 620): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 585): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 581): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 572): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 266): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 470): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 220): DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 523): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 639): GREEN THUMB of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 637): PITCH of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 623): AIKIDO of DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 572): SHADOW BLADE of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                 (turn 571): SIS of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 219): WITCH of DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     The Khalhums Dwarf has an amazing eye for design.  What's he doing here,
fighting in the arena, when he could be at home in Khalhums doing fine metalwork?
True, he has a limited color sense, but if you've got the lines right, somebody else
can do the color.

                                     Corot Toro

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of CALEAM!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes, 
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  HILLARY CLINTON caught the eye of many in 
the gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested LUPITA LOEAN and was awarded 14 
points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, HILLARY CLINTON put 
down LUPITA LOEAN, causing her to lose 10 points of recognition in the process.  Our 
last turn's Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to VIRGINAL CONCUBINE, and COROT TORO 
has made the way for a new Duelmaster!  With COROT TORO clearing the throne, GOLDEN 
CANYON of SPITZIN takes a proud seat as CALEAM's new Duelmaster, by virtue of 
recognition points.  Would you believe that over half of the old women in CALEAM seem 
to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  CALEAM, city of gladiators!  
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is MEDAL OF HONOR F7, a guild shunned and 
avoided by many in the weekly duels.  Apparently the stalwarts of ZOMBIE SQUAD are 
catching the bulk of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the 
avoids.  Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the 
knowledge that many fighters are after ELENORE ROOSEVELT.  Watch your back!   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  LUPITA LOEAN must hold silent, for this week she was humbled in the 
arena by a successful Bloodfeud won by HILLARY CLINTON of FIRST LADIES.  Hail HILLARY 
CLINTON for thy victory!  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms.  One 
thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     The girls are as pretty in CALEAM as ever I remembered them....and the fighters 
as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till next we 
meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different 
story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPITZIN 4772                 24  20  0   100       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEATH RATTLE 4773            21  14  0   109       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
 COROT TORO 4743              15  50  0    95       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SOLDIER 1 4791                9   4  0    77       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HEAD BANGER 4803              5   3  0    66       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
-FILET OF SOUL 4801            7   2  0    65       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                13   3  0    50       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-CRANIUM CRUSHER 4802          5   3  0    50       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
 HILLARY CLINTON 4805          7   3  1    43       FIRST LADIES (482)
 CONDI RICE 4808               6   4  1    42       FIRST LADIES (482)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHANTASMAL 3493               2   0  0    33       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
 LUPITA LOEAN 4810             4   2  1    30       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 JACKIE O 4807                 6   4  0    27       FIRST LADIES (482)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        6   4  0    22       FIRST LADIES (482)
-VIDEON 3495                   1   0  1    21       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
-BLUNT TRAUMA 4812             1   1  0    20       ULTRA-VIOLENT (479)
-SOLDIER 3 4795                3   1  0    16       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
 BEATRINA 4813                 1   0  1    14       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-SOLDIER 2 4797                1   0  0    11       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
-MAJOR 1 4811                  1   1  0     4       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUN        0  0 0                      BEATRINA 4813         623  NONE
MARTHA WASHINGTO 4806   2  5 1 FIRST LADIES 482     LUPITA LOEAN 4810     620  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The Kung-Fu Master had the NERVE to come in, shout, and whack all my fresh cookies
with his hand!  Crumbs everywhere!  I beat him over the head with a rolling pin. --
Spitzin

Jackie O -- Courtesy prevents me from making the comment that rises immediately to my
lips, but it wouldn't be any hotter than a jalapeno. -- Lupita Loean

Condi Rice -- Well... okay.  Rice bread isn't BAD, I suppose; it's just not what I'm
used to working with. -- Pascella

9 February 10
All -- I know you all thought the old Wiz that is Fiz went off to die somewhere.
Well, I didn't.  Now I'm back to befuddle and frustrate you with my senseless
ramblings.  I look forward to reconnecting with all my old friends and enemies alike.
-- Fizban the Famous

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PHANTASMAL devastated ELENORE ROOSEVELT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
COROT TORO was vanquished by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
SPITZIN demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
LUPITA LOEAN was bested by HILLARY CLINTON in a popular 1 minute contest.
PASCELLA savagely defeated JACKIE O in a unpopular 8 minute bloody match.
CONDI RICE slimly won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute bloody fight.
BEATRINA executed SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       18 -   7 -  0      72  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW         5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   3 -  2      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  12 -  2      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  12 -  1      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 623 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SPITZIN 4772               24  20  0  100 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              13   3  0   50 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
PARRY-STRIKE     HILLARY CLINTON 4805        7   3  1   43 FIRST LADIES (482)
STRIKING ATTACK  CONDI RICE 4808             6   4  1   42 FIRST LADIES (482)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is SPITZIN 4772.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CONDI RICE 4808.  The ten other most popular fighters were HILLARY CLINTON 4805, 
PHANTASMAL 3493, SPITZIN 4772, BEATRINA 4813, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, COROT TORO 
4743, LUPITA LOEAN 4810, JACKIE O 4807, PASCELLA 4800, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was PASCELLA 4800.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JACKIE O 4807, LUPITA LOEAN 4810, COROT TORO 4743, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 
4804, BEATRINA 4813, SPITZIN 4772, PHANTASMAL 3493, HILLARY CLINTON 4805, CONDI RICE 
4808, and  0.