DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/12/2010    Duedate: 04/24/2010

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-627

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PASCELLA
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4800) [17-3-0,79]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PASCELLA                       POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            
(26-4800) [17-3-0,79]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CONDI RICE                     SOLDIER 1
FIRST LADIES (482)             MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
(26-4808) [6-8-1,39]           (26-4791) [9-6-0,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         40
2. MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)     40      MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
3. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)           0      Unchartered Team
4. FIRST LADIES (482)         -22
                                       WERDZ I KAN'T SPEL (342)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)   85  40  4 68.0   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      12  3 0
 2/ 2 FIRST LADIES (482)        29  34  3 46.0   2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)   3  1 0
 3- 3*ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)         5   6  1 45.5   3/ 4 FIRST LADIES (482)        2 10 0
 4/ 4 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      732 899 25 44.9   4- 3*ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 320): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 643): DRAYTON FLASHSTONE of IMMORTALS (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 642): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 627): DOLLYROT of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 631): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 626): COL. MUSTARD of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 626): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 624): SENATOR WILEY of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 588): CORBIE LEK of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 585): FOUR PAWZ of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 576): SABRE of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 268): JOLLY ROGER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 472): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 222): BIG DADDY KANE of RAP ATTACKS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 528): FINALITY of SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 320): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 643): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 642): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 627): HENPCS (?, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 631): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 626): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 626): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 624): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 588): CAPTAIN PLANET (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 585): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 576): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 268): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 472): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 222): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 528): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 319): WAR BOND of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 627): JILIAN NORMAN of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 625): COROT TORO of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 588): JOFRE MAINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Again and again, the rice question comes up.  Again and again, I say that I
don't like to work with rice.  I *can*--it's possible to make quite a decent sort of
bread with rice, if you're not picky about the texture, but I just don't *like*
baking with rice.  Sue me.

                                      Pascella

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for CALEAM.  MVP award for MAJOR 1?  MEDAL OF 
HONOR F7's proud of him after beating HILLARY CLINTON and getting 25 points.  Talk 
about yer major upsets!  HILLARY CLINTON's match with MAJOR 1 cost her a loss of 19 
points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  PASCELLA stopped SOLDIER 1 dead in 
his tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask 
me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All CALEAM ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                17   3  0    79       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLDIER 1 4791                9   6  0    73       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PHANTASMAL 3493               4   0  0    51       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
 LUPITA LOEAN 4810             7   3  1    50       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 MAJOR 1 4811                  3   1  0    49       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
 CONDI RICE 4808               6   8  1    39       FIRST LADIES (482)
 BEATRINA 4813                 4   1  1    36       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLDIER 3 4795                5   1  0    33       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
 HILLARY CLINTON 4805          8   6  1    31       FIRST LADIES (482)
 JACKIE O 4807                 7   7  0    28       FIRST LADIES (482)
 ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        6   8  0    26       FIRST LADIES (482)
 SOLDIER 2 4797                3   0  0    24       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VIDEON 3495                   1   0  1    21       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
 OVAELLA JUNE 4823             1   1  0    13       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 ALFREDA CREME 4827            0   1  0     1       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Only a flask of Noble Assassin to see me off?  I grant you, the Noble Assassin Brandy
is one of the finest, certainly the strongest, brandy made around here.  But I'm not
that much of a brandy drinker. -- Corot Toro
P.S.  Still, one does as one must.  It was a struggle, but I did finish the bottle.

Elenore Roosevelt -- You just don't understand how to eat a burrito.  It's as much an
art as building a good one, and if you can't get it right, you end up--as you have
seen--with red chile sauce all down your front. -- Lupita Loean

What good is a Trustworthy Scribe if he can't write a legible menu? -- Beatrina

Yes, and what business does this Trustworth Scribe have telling *me* about omelets?
I know more about making omelets than he can even imagine. -- Ovaella June

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PASCELLA bested SOLDIER 1 in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome Title fight.
CONDI RICE was subdued by LUPITA LOEAN in a exciting 1 minute melee.
HILLARY CLINTON was overpowered by MAJOR 1 in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BEATRINA bested JACKIE O in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice vs. veteran upset fight.
ELENORE ROOSEVELT was vanquished by SOLDIER 3 in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SOLDIER 2 devastated ALFREDA CREME in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
OVAELLA JUNE handily defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         6 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   9 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   4 -  2      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  16 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  11 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  1      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   2 -  0      33  |

Turn 627 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              17   3  0   79 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   SOLDIER 1 4791              9   6  0   73 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
STRIKING ATTACK  LUPITA LOEAN 4810           7   3  1   50 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
SLASHING ATTACK  MAJOR 1 4811                3   1  0   49 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
WALL OF STEEL    BEATRINA 4813               4   1  1   36 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CONDI RICE 4808.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SOLDIER 1 4791.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEATRINA 4813, SOLDIER 
3 4795, PASCELLA 4800, LUPITA LOEAN 4810, MAJOR 1 4811, SOLDIER 2 4797, CONDI RICE 
4808, OVAELLA JUNE 4823, HILLARY CLINTON 4805, and ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804.

The least popular fighter this week was JACKIE O 4807.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ALFREDA CREME 4827, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, HILLARY CLINTON 4805, 
OVAELLA JUNE 4823, CONDI RICE 4808, SOLDIER 2 4797, MAJOR 1 4811, LUPITA LOEAN 4810, 
PASCELLA 4800, and SOLDIER 3 4795.