DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/26/2010    Duedate: 05/08/2010

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-628

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PASCELLA
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4800) [18-3-0,85]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PASCELLA                       POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            
(26-4800) [18-3-0,85]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CONDI RICE                     SOLDIER 2
FIRST LADIES (482)             MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
(26-4808) [7-8-1,44]           (26-4797) [3-1-0,23]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FIRST LADIES (482)          30
2. MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)     15      MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
3. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         15      Unchartered Team
4. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)           0
                                       BIG MEAN FISH (276)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)   87  42  4 67.4   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      11  4 1
 2/ 2 FIRST LADIES (482)        32  35  3 47.8   2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)   5  3 0
 3- 3*ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)         5   6  1 45.5   3/ 3 FIRST LADIES (482)        4  8 0
 4/ 4 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      735 901 26 44.9   4- 4*ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 321): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 644): DRAYTON FLASHSTONE of IMMORTALS (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 643): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 628): CHAWLIE ISTTA of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 632): TCHACK LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 627): FENELLA JHEN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 627): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 625): SENATOR WILEY of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 589): CORBIE LEK of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 586): TYEFOON TURMOIL of THE STORM FRONT (The Storm Lord, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 577): BROTHER JEROME of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 269): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 473): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 222): BIG DADDY KANE of RAP ATTACKS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 529): FINALITY of SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 321): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 644): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 643): F WORDS (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 628): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 632): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 627): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 627): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 625): STEEL BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 589): CAPTAIN PLANET (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 586): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 577): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 269): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 473): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 222): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 529): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 644): CINDERELLA MAN of IMMORTALS (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 628): CHAWLIE ISTTA of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 627): JILIAN NORMAN of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 632): WILD FIRE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 588): JOFRE MAINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 586): HARBINGER OF WOE of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I wouldn't want you to think it the least derogatory in intention, Soldier 1, if
I say you move me to make pigs in blankets, with sausage gravy.  My brothers always
liked that, and I'm sure you would, too.

                                      Pascella

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, CALEAM?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-0 is nice, but 
don't get cocky, FIRST LADIES, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of 
course, we're all terribly impressed to see ALFREDA CREME win a fight and gain 21 
points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, HILLARY CLINTON beat LUPITA LOEAN and LUPITA LOEAN lost 
14 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, CALEAM 
may be getting bland, as PASCELLA stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, 
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  
Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for CALEAM's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in CALEAM to get a drink than The Warty Toad!  
Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  
Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                18   3  0    85       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLDIER 1 4791                9   7  0    75       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAJOR 1 4811                  4   1  0    53       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
 HILLARY CLINTON 4805          9   6  1    49       FIRST LADIES (482)
 CONDI RICE 4808               7   8  1    44       FIRST LADIES (482)
 SOLDIER 3 4795                6   1  0    43       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
 LUPITA LOEAN 4810             7   4  1    36       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 JACKIE O 4807                 8   7  0    34       FIRST LADIES (482)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEATRINA 4813                 4   2  1    30       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        6   9  0    27       FIRST LADIES (482)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLDIER 2 4797                3   1  0    23       MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
 ALFREDA CREME 4827            1   1  1    22       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 OVAELLA JUNE 4823             2   1  0    21       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-VIDEON 3495                   1   0  1    21       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TRUSTWORTHY SCRI        0  0 0                      ALFREDA CREME 4827    628  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Condi Rice -- Ah, arroz con pollo.  That, I can do and will do. -- Lupita Loean
P.S.  With lots of chile.

Jackie O -- Vegetable soup? -- Beatrina

Soldier 2 -- You have the palate of a Philistine.  Give it back to him! -- Alfreda
Creme

After the way that "Friendly Constable" behaved, I will *NOT* make him one of my
special omelets, though I will break his egg-shaped head. -- Ovaella June

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PASCELLA unbelievably bested SOLDIER 1 in a 3 minute bloody Title fight.
CONDI RICE won victory over HAPPY PEASANT in a 2 minute expert vs. novice battle.
LUPITA LOEAN was defeated by HILLARY CLINTON in a 2 minute duel.
MAJOR 1 devastated ELENORE ROOSEVELT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BEATRINA was savagely defeated by SOLDIER 3 in a 2 minute bloody match.
JACKIE O unbelievably bested SOLDIER 2 in a 4 minute veteran vs. amateur duel.
ALFREDA CREME easily killed TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
OVAELLA JUNE vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         5 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   4 -  3      64  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  15 -  1      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   2 -  0      33  |

Turn 628 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              18   3  0   85 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   SOLDIER 1 4791              9   7  0   75 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
SLASHING ATTACK  MAJOR 1 4811                4   1  0   53 MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (481)
PARRY-STRIKE     HILLARY CLINTON 4805        9   6  1   49 FIRST LADIES (482)
STRIKING ATTACK  LUPITA LOEAN 4810           7   4  1   36 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CONDI RICE 4808.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SOLDIER 2 4797.  The ten other most popular fighters were SOLDIER 1 4791, SOLDIER 
3 4795, PASCELLA 4800, CONDI RICE 4808, HILLARY CLINTON 4805, MAJOR 1 4811, ALFREDA 
CREME 4827, LUPITA LOEAN 4810, BEATRINA 4813, and JACKIE O 4807.

The least popular fighter this week was ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OVAELLA JUNE 4823, JACKIE O 4807, BEATRINA 4813, LUPITA LOEAN 
4810, ALFREDA CREME 4827, MAJOR 1 4811, HILLARY CLINTON 4805, CONDI RICE 4808, 
PASCELLA 4800, and SOLDIER 3 4795.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 4 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                 EUGENE FLUCKY (82-41642) of MEDAL OF HONOR 30 (6955)
                             FGC (47-6648) of KAOS (695)
                  PRISONER B91 (82-53433) of DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)
                   PRISONER 0381 82-42371 of DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes