DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/19/2010    Duedate: 07/31/2010

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-634

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PASCELLA
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4800) [24-3-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PASCELLA                       GAMBIT
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
(26-4800) [24-3-0,100]         (26-4826) [1-0-0,25]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CONDI RICE                     ALFREDA CREME
FIRST LADIES (482)             GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4808) [10-11-2,60]         (26-4827) [7-1-2,68]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)        37
2. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)          25      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. FIRST LADIES (482)          23      Unchartered Team
4. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         -3
                                       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)         6   6  1 50.0   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      11  4 2
 2/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      758 908 28 45.5   2/ 2 FIRST LADIES (482)        3  8 1
 3/ 2 FIRST LADIES (482)        38  52  4 42.2   3/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        1  0 0
 4/ 0*SHEWISH BUFFET (483)       2  10  0 16.7   4/ 0*SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 324): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 650): SERENITY of CANNIBALZ (Hanibal, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 649): YELLOW DOG of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 634): CRANKY OLD ROOSTER of HENPCS (?, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 638): MOHAWK JOE of PIRATE'S COVER (?, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 633): BELLE ISSIMO of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 633): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 631): MAJOR MARTIN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 595): CORBIE LEK of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 592): SKITZOID SNOOPY of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 583): BROTHER JEROME of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 272): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 479): YALO TACTSIE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 225): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 535): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 324): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 650): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 649): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 634): THE MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 638): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 633): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 633): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 631): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 595): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 592): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 582): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 272): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 479): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 225): DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 535): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 324): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 650): PAPRIKA PUMA of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 649): YELLOW DOG of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 636): TCHACK LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 630): MASEMA of STEEL BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
                         TYPHON of STEEL BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 583): SNORKY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
                 (turn 582): RATLER of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 479): YALO TACTSIE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 225): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I offered the Khalhums Dwarf a croisant, and he ran.  I get the idea he thought
it was some sort of boomerang.  If he weren't a dwarf and thus odd, it would be
insulting.

                                      Pascella

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for GAMBIT, who flew up 25 points in the rankings after mashing OSKSI RABE 
like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Our battling duelmaster PASCELLA has 
managed to hold the title, fending off KHALHUMS DWARF's none too subtle advances.  
Better luck next time, CALEAM.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver 
this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the CALEAM arena.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  I have no doubt that CALEAM will be celebrating long and 
loud their warrior VISITING ORC's slaying of LUPITA LOEAN on the sands.  Proving 
again that CALEAM is not rated G, CONDI RICE of the FIRST LADIES slew the warrior 
BEATRINA in a rather bloody bout.  Let's look for a bloodfeud.  Remember:  alliances 
are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the CALEAM giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can 
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                24   3  0   100       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALFREDA CREME 4827            7   1  2    68       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONDI RICE 4808              10  11  2    60       FIRST LADIES (482)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVAELLA JUNE 4823             7   2  0    48       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 JACKIE O 4807                 9  12  0    42       FIRST LADIES (482)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        6  15  0    33       FIRST LADIES (482)
 GAMBIT 4826                   1   0  0    25       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VIDEON 3495                   1   0  1    21       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
 BAKED FRATSFA 4818            2   1  0    20       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
 OSKSI RABE 4830               0   1  0     7       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HILLARY CLINTON 4805   11  9 1 FIRST LADIES 482     ALFREDA CREME 4827    633   
BEATRINA 4813           6  6 2 GOLDEN CANYON 290    CONDI RICE 4808       634   
LUPITA LOEAN 4810      11  6 1 GOLDEN CANYON 290    VISITING ORC          634  NONE
BREAKFAST 4832          0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   SHEWISH GIANT         634  NONE
CANDIED SAM 4815        0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   STONE GOLEM           634  NONE
LUNCH 4833              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   STONE GOLEM           634  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hillary Clinton -- It's your own fault!  Everyone knows you shouldn't eat THAT MUCH
heavy cream all at once.  Not that it isn't good, but... heart attack city. --
Alfreda Creme

Elenore Roosevelt -- See?  I told you it was possible to eat a taco and remain clean.
It's an art. -- Lupita Loean
P.S.  Or possibly a gift.

Jackie O -- Normally I wouldn't misuse an innocent egg that way, but when you opened
your mouth wide, well... I couldn't resist. -- Ovaella June

Condi Rice -- Huh, guess I'd forgotten what my momma used to tell me:  Rice is nice,

but pasta's fasta.  I'm just glad the pasta is over in Osksi and not here! --
Beatrina
P.S.  And you aren't all that nice, either.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CANDIED SAM was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BREAKFAST was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
LUNCH was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PASCELLA defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 5 minute master's Title duel.
ALFREDA CREME viciously subdued JACKIE O in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
LUPITA LOEAN was butchered by VISITING ORC in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
OVAELLA JUNE defeated ELENORE ROOSEVELT in a 4 minute brutal struggle.
CONDI RICE butchered BEATRINA in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BAKED FRATSFA handily defeated FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 2 minute uneven melee.
OSKSI RABE was vanquished by GAMBIT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW         1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   8 -  3      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  13 -  1      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  10 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 634 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              24   3  0  100 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
WALL OF STEEL    ALFREDA CREME 4827          7   1  2   68 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OVAELLA JUNE 4823           7   2  0   48 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CONDI RICE 4808.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ALFREDA CREME 4827.  The ten other most popular fighters were OVAELLA JUNE 4823, 
ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, BAKED FRATSFA 4818, GAMBIT 4826, CANDIED SAM 4815, PASCELLA 
4800, CONDI RICE 4808, OSKSI RABE 4830, BREAKFAST 4832, and LUNCH 4833.

The least popular fighter this week was BEATRINA 4813.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LUPITA LOEAN 4810, JACKIE O 4807, LUNCH 4833, BREAKFAST 4832, OSKSI 
RABE 4830, CONDI RICE 4808, PASCELLA 4800, CANDIED SAM 4815, GAMBIT 4826, and BAKED 
FRATSFA 4818.