DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/16/2010    Duedate: 08/28/2010

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-636

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PASCELLA
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4800) [26-3-1,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PASCELLA                       BAKED FRATSFA
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4800) [26-3-1,104]         (26-4818) [4-1-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CONDI RICE                     BAKED FRATSFA
FIRST LADIES (482)             SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4808) [10-13-2,45]         (26-4818) [4-1-0,42]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         19
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)        14      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)           0      Unchartered Team
4. FIRST LADIES (482)          -8
                                       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)         7   8  1 46.7   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      10  3 1
 2/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      765 909 29 45.7   2/ 3*SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      3  8 0
 3/ 3 FIRST LADIES (482)        38  58  4 39.6   3- 2*ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        2  2 0
 4/ 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (483)       4  14  0 22.2   4/ 4 FIRST LADIES (482)        1  8 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 325): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 652): BLACK BEE of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 651): FLOPEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 636): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 640): MOHAWK JOE of PIRATE'S COVER (?, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 635): FENELLA JHEN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 635): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 633): ISPEP of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 597): CORBETT JOSYE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 594): SKITZOID SNOOPY of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 585): ROSEBUD of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 273): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 481): LADY CHUCK of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 537): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 325): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 652): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 651): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 636): THE MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 640): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 635): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 635): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 633): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 597): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 594): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 584): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 273): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 481): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 537): NO-HALF STEPPING et al (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 324): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 651): SERENITY of CANNIBALZ (Hanibal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 635): FENELLA JHEN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 596): CARINA LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 594): SKITZOID SNOOPY of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 584): BETTY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): SIF of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (Manager, mgr.)
                 (turn 225): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Really, the Virginal Concubine, despite her title, is so incredibly self-
indulgent!  And pig-headed, of course.  I told her, "Saralee, if you eat a dozen
cream puffs at one sitting, you'll probably kill yourself, one way or another."
Well, she would NOT listen, she WOULD eat, and she died.  Don't blame me, I warned
her.

                                      Pascella

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
CALEAM.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for SPUD LOOMIS, who flew up 15 points in the rankings after 
mashing POLITE BEGGAR like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days 
it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  CONDI RICE was subdued by RUTHLESS 
JAYWALKER and drops 9 points.  Well, everybody's pal PASCELLA moved hers record to 
26-3-1 by defeating NOBLE ASSASSIN in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 2 
recognition points.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this 
stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the CALEAM giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                26   3  1   104       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALFREDA CREME 4827            8   2  2    69       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVAELLA JUNE 4823             9   2  0    57       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONDI RICE 4808              10  13  2    45       FIRST LADIES (482)
 BAKED FRATSFA 4818            4   1  0    42       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
 JACKIE O 4807                 9  14  0    41       FIRST LADIES (482)
 ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        6  17  0    35       FIRST LADIES (482)
-GAMBIT 4826                   2   0  0    35       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VIDEON 3495                   1   0  1    21       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
 SPUD LOOMIS 4839              1   0  0    15       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 JELLIA BOONE 4840             1   0  0     7       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-OSKSI RABE 4830               0   1  0     7       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HILLARY CLINTON 4805   11  9 1 FIRST LADIES 482     ALFREDA CREME 4827    633   
BEATRINA 4813           6  6 2 GOLDEN CANYON 290    CONDI RICE 4808       634  REVENGED
LAPUR BISQUE 4843       0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   BLACK ORC             636  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Condi Rice -- Take that, you killer! -- Alfreda Creme
P.S.  Yeah, sure, I killed one of your teammates, but it was an accident.  I bet you
can't say the same!  Looks to me like you really had it in for Beatrina.  I could
tell.

Jackie O -- I believe you have egg on your face.  Better wash it! -- Ovaella June

26 July 2010
     Some managers have attempted to send personals and columns to hal, and hal has
been refusing to acknowledge their content.  I don't know what hal's problem is,
specifically, but for best success, send PLAIN TEXT (dot txt) in the body of the
email.  Not attachments.  Thank you. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LAPUR BISQUE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PASCELLA viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 8 minute brutal Title duel.
ALFREDA CREME was overcome by NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 3 minute gory match.
ELENORE ROOSEVELT was viciously subdued by BAKED FRATSFA in a 4 minute brawl.
CONDI RICE was overpowered by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OVAELLA JUNE defeated JACKIE O in a 4 minute brutal struggle.
JELLIA BOONE outwaited SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a dull 7 minute novice's competition.
SPUD LOOMIS vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -   9 -  3      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   8 -  1      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  14 -  1      39  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  10 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 636 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              26   3  1  104 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
WALL OF STEEL    ALFREDA CREME 4827          8   2  2   69 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OVAELLA JUNE 4823           9   2  0   57 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CONDI RICE 4808.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BAKED FRATSFA 4818.  The ten other most popular fighters were OVAELLA JUNE 4823, 
ALFREDA CREME 4827, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, SPUD LOOMIS 4839, CONDI RICE 4808, LAPUR 
BISQUE 4843, PASCELLA 4800, JACKIE O 4807, JELLIA BOONE 4840, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was JELLIA BOONE 4840.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JACKIE O 4807, PASCELLA 4800, LAPUR BISQUE 4843, CONDI RICE 
4808, SPUD LOOMIS 4839, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, ALFREDA CREME 4827, OVAELLA JUNE 
4823, BAKED FRATSFA 4818, and  0.