DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/16/2010 Duedate: 08/28/2010
CALEAM ARENA
DM-26 TURN-636
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PASCELLA
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4800) [26-3-1,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PASCELLA BAKED FRATSFA
GOLDEN CANYON (290) SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4800) [26-3-1,104] (26-4818) [4-1-0,42]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CONDI RICE BAKED FRATSFA
FIRST LADIES (482) SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4808) [10-13-2,45] (26-4818) [4-1-0,42]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290) 19
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (483) 14 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384) 0 Unchartered Team
4. FIRST LADIES (482) -8
SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*ZOMBIE SQUAD (384) 7 8 1 46.7 1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 10 3 1
2/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290) 765 909 29 45.7 2/ 3*SHEWISH BUFFET (483) 3 8 0
3/ 3 FIRST LADIES (482) 38 58 4 39.6 3- 2*ZOMBIE SQUAD (384) 2 2 0
4/ 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (483) 4 14 0 22.2 4/ 4 FIRST LADIES (482) 1 8 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 325): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisant, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 652): BLACK BEE of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 651): FLOPEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 636): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 640): MOHAWK JOE of PIRATE'S COVER (?, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 635): FENELLA JHEN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 635): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 633): ISPEP of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 597): CORBETT JOSYE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 594): SKITZOID SNOOPY of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 585): ROSEBUD of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 273): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 481): LADY CHUCK of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 537): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 325): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 652): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 651): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 636): THE MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 640): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 635): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 635): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 633): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 597): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 594): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 584): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 273): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 481): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 537): NO-HALF STEPPING et al (?, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 324): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 651): SERENITY of CANNIBALZ (Hanibal, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 635): FENELLA JHEN of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 596): CARINA LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 594): SKITZOID SNOOPY of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 584): BETTY of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): SIF of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (Manager, mgr.)
(turn 225): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Really, the Virginal Concubine, despite her title, is so incredibly self-
indulgent! And pig-headed, of course. I told her, "Saralee, if you eat a dozen
cream puffs at one sitting, you'll probably kill yourself, one way or another."
Well, she would NOT listen, she WOULD eat, and she died. Don't blame me, I warned
her.
Pascella
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
CALEAM. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey
everybody, watch out for SPUD LOOMIS, who flew up 15 points in the rankings after
mashing POLITE BEGGAR like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days
it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. CONDI RICE was subdued by RUTHLESS
JAYWALKER and drops 9 points. Well, everybody's pal PASCELLA moved hers record to
26-3-1 by defeating NOBLE ASSASSIN in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 2
recognition points. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this
stuff?
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Here's some advice: warriors
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, there's the manager of the CALEAM giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PASCELLA 4800 26 3 1 104 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALFREDA CREME 4827 8 2 2 69 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OVAELLA JUNE 4823 9 2 0 57 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CONDI RICE 4808 10 13 2 45 FIRST LADIES (482)
BAKED FRATSFA 4818 4 1 0 42 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
JACKIE O 4807 9 14 0 41 FIRST LADIES (482)
ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804 6 17 0 35 FIRST LADIES (482)
-GAMBIT 4826 2 0 0 35 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VIDEON 3495 1 0 1 21 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
SPUD LOOMIS 4839 1 0 0 15 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
JELLIA BOONE 4840 1 0 0 7 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-OSKSI RABE 4830 0 1 0 7 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HILLARY CLINTON 4805 11 9 1 FIRST LADIES 482 ALFREDA CREME 4827 633
BEATRINA 4813 6 6 2 GOLDEN CANYON 290 CONDI RICE 4808 634 REVENGED
LAPUR BISQUE 4843 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483 BLACK ORC 636 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Condi Rice -- Take that, you killer! -- Alfreda Creme
P.S. Yeah, sure, I killed one of your teammates, but it was an accident. I bet you
can't say the same! Looks to me like you really had it in for Beatrina. I could
tell.
Jackie O -- I believe you have egg on your face. Better wash it! -- Ovaella June
26 July 2010
Some managers have attempted to send personals and columns to hal, and hal has
been refusing to acknowledge their content. I don't know what hal's problem is,
specifically, but for best success, send PLAIN TEXT (dot txt) in the body of the
email. Not attachments. Thank you. -- the Editor
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LAPUR BISQUE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PASCELLA viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 8 minute brutal Title duel.
ALFREDA CREME was overcome by NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 3 minute gory match.
ELENORE ROOSEVELT was viciously subdued by BAKED FRATSFA in a 4 minute brawl.
CONDI RICE was overpowered by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OVAELLA JUNE defeated JACKIE O in a 4 minute brutal struggle.
JELLIA BOONE outwaited SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a dull 7 minute novice's competition.
SPUD LOOMIS vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 3 - 0 75 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 9 - 3 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 8 - 1 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 14 - 1 39 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 10 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 636 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY PASCELLA 4800 26 3 1 104 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
WALL OF STEEL ALFREDA CREME 4827 8 2 2 69 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
PARRY-RIPOSTE OVAELLA JUNE 4823 9 2 0 57 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CONDI RICE 4808. The most popular warrior this turn
was BAKED FRATSFA 4818. The ten other most popular fighters were OVAELLA JUNE 4823,
ALFREDA CREME 4827, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, SPUD LOOMIS 4839, CONDI RICE 4808, LAPUR
BISQUE 4843, PASCELLA 4800, JACKIE O 4807, JELLIA BOONE 4840, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was JELLIA BOONE 4840. The other ten least
popular fighters were JACKIE O 4807, PASCELLA 4800, LAPUR BISQUE 4843, CONDI RICE
4808, SPUD LOOMIS 4839, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, ALFREDA CREME 4827, OVAELLA JUNE
4823, BAKED FRATSFA 4818, and 0.